We’re pretty giddy about the Indians beating the New York City Yankees and moving on to the ALCS against the City of Boston Red Socks. It literally just happened, and since there’s nobody here to hug, we wrote a song about Boston instead.
We haven’t done this in awhile, so be kind.
Boston is the city of lights,
Boston is the place to be,
People in Boston go to the zoo,
They look at the animals because they’re stupid!Tom Brady likes to eat chowder,
He eats it all the time (all the time),
When he eats it with his friends,
It’s crazy – put on your winter coat!CHORUS
BOSTON!
BOSTON!
LOOK! LOOK!
WE’RE THROWING TEA IN THE WATER!
BOSTON!One day I was walking in Boston,
Everyone was whining,
They won another title,
And then someone went to Cheers!Oh yeah, they have that big clock downtown,
Everyone looks at it,
To see what time it is,
Nobody understands what the clock is for!CHORUS
BOSTON!
BOSTON!
LOOK! LOOK!
WE’RE THROWING TEA IN THE WATER!
BOSTON!CHORUS
BOSTON!
BOSTON!
LOOK! LOOK!
WE’RE THROWING TEA IN THE WATER!
BOSTON!In the dark of the night,
And the sea over there (the boats, the boats),
Boston people think Transformers was a documentary,
They are a port city!One time in Boston,
A guy said HEY THERE,
I said HEY THERE back,
He was an Irish leprechaun!And so to the sweet city,
I said adieu (adieu, adieu),
Everyone calls each other laddy,
Stop kissing boys if you are a boy, too!CHORUS
BOSTON!
BOSTON!
LOOK! LOOK!
WE’RE THROWING TEA IN THE WATER!
BOSTON!REPEAT CHORUS 7 TIMES
That’s kinda like a love anthem, if you’re trying to sing it out loud. Like that Bad English song that goes, “When I see you smillllle, I can face the world, aw-awwwww! You know I can do anything!”
TRIBE IN 6
NOTE: Like, on Heroes, why doesn’t Peter just be like, “I’m not stealing iPods for you, laddy. Give me that box or I’ll blast you with my electro-blasts.” Wouldn’t that be easier?
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I am giddy being so drunk and so right. DRUNK and RIGHT. GIDDY.
Tribe over Sox in a gut wrenching 6.
I hope Joe Torre isn’t fired. And then he says “Eat me, I’m outta here!” and goes out on his own terms, because Joe Torre is not the guy who gave all that money to those stiffs. I mean players. Stiff players. They played stiffly.
I knew you’d have a post
I’m very pleased to be wrong about analyzing this series. I was really worried about the Yankees hitting and bullpen, but it doesn’t matter if the starting pitcher only lasts 1-2 innings for the Yankees!
Sometimes I wanna give up
I wanna give in, I wanna quit the fight
And then I read this, Cav
And everything’s alright, everything’s alright
I’m going to sing this to the girl on the date-that-is-not-a-date this weekend.
–nerd alert–
sylar looks like he’s screwed… out in the middle of freaking nowhere. also, what in the world is that mexican chick doing to those people!? downright freaky, i tell ya.
Wow, I wish I could have a second date with a girl. Even the inflatable one hasn’t called me back.
I went to an irish pub today for lunch and I could have swore I heard this same song playing over the muzak.
What is this “date” thing the Cav is referring to? Being a blogger, I don’t understand. And Jordi, what is this second date you speak of–you mean, you can have more than one?
The Irish do have a tendency to play songs about Boston, laddy.
As for a second date, sure you can have one. I, on the other hand, don’t. Maybe it’s better that way. This way she stays perfect in my mind. I don’t find out any of her faults and she finds out nothing about me.
(Forgive me, I was trying to channel Will Hunting and continue this BOSTON! thing we got going on.)
The director of WSM? is a Boston fan.
Bill Rhoden is the director of WSM?
no wonder it hasn’t been released yet, he probably thinks it’s racist.
No, Boney. Boston-LA, think about it. It’s Bill Simmons’s wife!
Because it’s more fun to see if Peter will try to pick up a silly accent while trying to “woo the lass” and every now and then shooting magic lightning from his hands. I’m just hoping Sylar gets his toys back so we can get the battle we deserve
nice Jordi, I knew you were good for something other than to help my struggling readership…
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