Well, it’s now official – the jury has ruled that Isiah Thomas and Madison Square Garden are guilty of sexual harassment against that lady.
This like just came down, so nobody has said anything yet, but we’re pretty sure we know what Zeke is gonna say. It’ll be something about how he was raised poor on the South side of Chicago, and how he is good at businessing.
The thing we wonder is how the Knicks media day is going so far. (It’s this morning and stuff.)
We can only imagine Zach Randolph’s reaction to finding out he can have sex with interns and keep his job, so long as he pretends to find god every June 29th.
“What was the highlight of my summer?” [Stephon Marbury] said. “When I gave myself to Jesus Christ.”
Marbury even noted the sudden transformation occurred June 29. And what inspired the change of heart?
“What happened to me was I got to see myself outside of myself,” he said. “I was able to look in the mirror and really see myself.”
Yeah, what that means is he was dropping acid.
Personally, we’ve never done such a drug – the ones that make you think you’re an elephant and eat your brain cells on contact have never been our thing.
We’ve always been partial to the ones that keep you up for four straight days and cause you to wake up in a different state. (And if you know of a drug that puts you to sleep and keeps you up for four days all at once, call us!)
Finally, if that was your cat that somehow got into our apartment last night and gave us 3/4 of a heart attack, WE ARE GOING TO KILL YOU.
NOTE: Good to see that same jackass photographer from the Lakers shoot made it out to snap some pics of Brandon Roy and the Trailblazers.
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obviously, kwame brown and brandon roy are M.U.S.C.L.E. Men.
remember those?
Alternate Caption: “Must…harass…another…female” as Robot Isiah identifies another target.
As for Marbury…clearly he hasn’t yet gotten to the verse in the Bible that says “Make it your ambition to lead a quiet life”, ha. Get away from those cameras, Stephon! Do we have to accept him as a Christian yet, or can we force him to go through a 90-day trial period first to see if it sticks? That’s the problem with Christianity, we let too many low-lifes into the club.
i don’t see how steph is the lowlife in all of this.
sure, he schtupped a girl that was apparently schtupping his cousin in the back of a truck across the street from a club but…
i suddenly feel dirty.
Paging ugly pictures/people on media days….
delonte west, where are you?
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