Kevin Durant is a shooting guard
Published by The Cavalier October 4th, 2007 in NBA, Miami Heat, Rookies, Seattle Supersonics, Movies, Life Discussions, Baseball, Girls, Kevin Durant, Cleveland Indians
(Hollinger has all of his team previews up over at ESPN - here’s the link to the Cavs.
He’s saying they’re going with 54 wins and a loss in the ECF. We’re holding off any predictions until we see what happens with the roster this month. Oh, and that leprechaun says he wants to play Kevin Durant at shooting guard.)
CLE Indians vs NYC Yankees.
Yes, we call them the New York City Yankees - we like to freak people out in ever-so-mild fashion in that way. It works, too.
For example, we were talking with one dude about the Playoffs, etc, and we insisted that the New York City Yankees were representative of the city of New York (specifically Manhattan), while the New York Mets were representative of the entire state of New York. Him being from New York and all, it really made for a great exchange.
Anyway - go TRIBE - we’ll be watching LIVE.
We can’t remember where we came across this lasterday, but we’re totally getting tickets to go see Point Break Live! when it comes to LA next week.
It’s a stage version of the movie Point Break, so like we’re all cultured and stuff - we’re going to a play.
The starring role of Keanu [Reeve’s character Johnny Utah] will be selected at random from the audience each night, with the lucky winner reading their entire script off of cue-cards. This method manages to capture the rawness of a Keanu Reeves performance even from those who generally think themselves incapable of acting.
Now, we know what you’re thinking, but no - we’re not going to try to get the Utah part that night. One, that’d be rude to do to the human female we’re going to it with. Two, we know the role and lines pretty much by heart, so it’d be a massive failure in terms of what they need performance-wise.
Either way, the best part of the evening will be the ongoing discussion between us and the human female over whether the evening constitutes a “date” or not. (Yes, we realize this was a Seinfeld episode, but this is why it was - because it’s like real.)
Our contention will be ‘yes’ - we’re paying for everything, we clearly asked her to go, and we’re clearly not asking anyone else. It’s not like a thing where we’re saying we’re meeting a bunch of people and it’s like, “Ooh, nobody showed up. How did that happen?”
Her stance is ‘no’ - we know this already, and have so far refused to accept it.
NOTE: ‘Toine is fat again and we love what the Europeans do to their cigarette boxes.
13 Responses to “Kevin Durant is a shooting guard”
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Here is what one of my old-relative-type persons said to me once, “Are you going with someone? Yes. Is there a certain appointed time you are going? Yes. Will you be amongst each other’s company? Yes. It’s a date.” Pretty much, if you put it on the calender and it happens, it’s a date.
See, with me I put a lot of things on my calendar but few of them ever happen. Like the other day I put “Meet with future ex-girlfriend for coffee at bookstore.” Well, I showed up. I talked with some weirdo guy about the meaning of life for 5 minutes. But she didn’t show. That always happens.
Jordi sitting in the bush, ringing his hands creepily, outside the neighbor girls window while she eats her pop tarts in the morning also happens every day. But she has to show up…she lives there and she doesn’t know your there…sweeeeeeet.
Aww yeah baby, drink that milk, oooo you’re a thirsty girl…
The real irony is I am eating pop tarts too. I like the frosted strawberry kind.
I like Pop Tarts that are filled with other, smaller Pop Tarts.
The right thing to do is wait until you’re outside the theater, with tickets in hand. At that point, you get a creepy look on your face and say “I’m not giving you your ticket until you admit it’s a date. Say it. SAY IT!” She’ll be forced to give in at that point to avoid public humiliation from your shouting. I see nothing that could go wrong with this strategy, except the fact that it guarantees there will be no second date.
Oh, and I agree with Hollinger; the Cavs frontcourt is somewhat underrated. Being the idealistic sort, it would be nice if any of the four had post-up moves that didn’t consist of fall-away hooks and jump-shots or could block shots, but everything else is ok. Why yes, this is delicious Cavs-flavored Kool-ade I’m drinking.
I feel like Boney saying this but….Bulls predicted to finish first in the East…
It’s kinda sad here without Boney spewing his Deeee-troit propaganda. It’s like please someone tell why Chauncey and the Gang will eventually win the NBA title and set things right in the universe.
Why, nobody knows…by default?
dick maneuver; allow me to reconcile-
Mets = Long Island.
the rest of NY = decidedly NOT Long Island.
and if the Browns finish with a better record than the GMen this season, we are officially not friends anymore.
I would like commentary on the great Lebron Yankees Cap scandal of 2007.
i am just trying to find out what shooting camps did durant attended