While wondering how Isiah Thomas won’t get fired for being found (just about) guilty of sexual harrasment*, we find ourselves drawn elsewhere in the NBA.
Namely, Laker training camp, where Kobe teased the media, but eventually showed up to stand alongside his teammates.
This would, of course, include the ever-creepy cake-smashing virgin, Kwame Brown. Yes, the one-time #1 overall draft pick was there lasterday, but not without some new baggage, ie another arrest.
[Kwame's friend Something] Warren was driving the wrong way down a one way street. Investigators say Warren was drunk and driving on a suspended license.
They say Brown was arrested when he got out of control during the investigation. “He would have been interfering with the investigation the officer was trying to conduct at that time,” says Lt. Bobbi McGraw with the Valdosta Police.
Well, we all know what happens when Kwame gets out of control – the birthday cake starts-aflyin’!
Now, what we shouldn’t do is jump to conclusions here. This happened over the weekend in Georgia, and as some Lakers fans will insist, this was clearly racism.
Because white people are allowed to drive drunk on the wrong side of the street with a suspended license. It’s true – look it up.
We could go on, but we think our point is clear – Kwame Brown still hasn’t had sex with a woman. Ever. He also looks like he’s put on somewhat of a gut since last season – probably from all that late-night wrong-side-of-the-street drunk driving hard-core training and practice he did this summer.
* Since Zeke denied basically everything he was accused of, does this mean he perjured himself? We don’t understand lawyering. We have a really good friend who is in the lawyering game, and he’s a degenerate scumbag. That has no correlation to the Thomas/MSG case – he just said he likes it when we talk about him on the site.
NOTE: Seriously – who was behind the camera that thought this pic of Kwame was a good idea? Isn’t that like a Ben Wallace or Karl Malone pose?
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does the whole perjury thing work the same way in a civil case?
unless the photos i’ve seen of the accuser are unflattering, i can’t imagine why zeke felt the need to be all up on her. i mean… she’s not even KINDA hot. i thought evaluating talent was supposed one of the few things he was actually good at.
kwame, on the other hand, should be all over her. he needs to get some ‘tang soon, so he won’t be going out of control with the cops.
I just imagine him stumbling around like a Frankenstein going, “BLAAARGHH STOP ARRESTING MY FRIEND GARRRGGGHH STOP IT RIGHT NOW JERKS!!!!” and they look at him like, “What are you doing exactly?”
Talent and looks are two different things, man.
touche, frank…
One has to wonder if Kwame is a rare foodsexual, who gains fulfillment and pleasure from the culinary arts. This would explain a lot, and it’s good to see that foodsexuals have another role model in the NBA. Haven’t had one since Oliver Miller, you know.
c’mon, the knicks frontcourt is littered with foodsexuals.
plus, there was fat shawn kemp, pre-warriors baron davis, shaq (lazy version), antoine walker (every version) and that chubby kid up in boston… not paul pierce.
i’d say foodsexuals are pretty well represented.
That’s true, grifter. Although Shawn Kemp was clearly both foodsexual and heterosexual, by that kid count; I’m just talking about foodsexuals only, like Kwame. I’ll have to remind the foodsexuals of that the next time their telemarketers hit me up for donations. “Underrepresented repressed people group”? Not hardly.
Oh! by the way, check out Kwame calling himself sexy and trying to dance around the two minute mark here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=LbTuKTGmoyM first day of Laker training camp. It’s clear he’s getting more desperate each year.
that picture is funny, its a chubby kid “flexing” his “muscles”
it entertained me.
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