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Manny Ramirez is apathetic

by The Cavalier on October 17, 2007 · 33 comments

Look, we know you’re looking for NBA stuff, but with the Indians on the verge of the World Series, it’s simply not gonna happen.

THAT SAID, there were some great NBA pics lasterday, including the “Kobe as Serial Killer” and the funniest storyline of the preseason, “Ray Allen Gets Uncomfortable When Kevin Garnett Swears”, which we wish we had made up before it actually came to exist. More words after the pictorial evidence.

Kobe Bryant

Well, tonight is the night.

Indians take down the City of Boston Red Socks, and it’s World Series time in CLE. Manny Ramirez is pumped, that’s for sure.

“Why should we panic? We’ve got a great team,” Ramirez said Wednesday.

“It doesn’t happen, so who cares? There’s always next year. It’s not like it’s the end of the world.”

And the media of the world said “thank you” to the man in right field. Think they’ll just spend the entire half hour of PTI on this today?

As we often do in times like this, we’re gonna shut up – there’s not much we can say that doesn’t sound re-hashed or cliche. To keep things calm and analytical, we’ve got four people (including us) in the budding “watch the Indians in Los Angeles” group. We need more – show thyselves.

BTW…Indians win tonight. No doubt in our mind. NONE.

NOTE: The Celtics beat the Knicks by 40 last night, which is notable for no other reason than it was the Allen/Pierce/KG home debut, which means City of Boston fans have now written in a championship in pen, and are making all sorts of odes to Red Auerbach watching and guiding from above, and destiny, and other obnoxious things, etc, et al, etc again.

NOTE 2: We totally posted this Wednesday night! It’s better than nothing, right?

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{ 31 comments }

1 Tanya Tucker October 18, 2007 at 1:21 am

beavers

2 Jack Cobra October 18, 2007 at 7:16 am

Indians don’t win tonight…sorry. Josh Beckett is a cold hearted bastard in crucial situations. He should be a hostage negotiator in his spare time or something.

3 dave October 18, 2007 at 8:08 am

that was just manny’s way of trying to take pressure off his teammates. i don’t have a problem with it. i mean, it’s NOT the end of the world, is it?

indians are choking losers anyway, so it doesn’t matter if manny cares or not.

4 Fake me out Jordi October 18, 2007 at 8:14 am

careful Joe Borowski… carefuuuuuuuuuuul

If BOS wins tonight, this series is over in 7.

5 Boney loves Chachi October 18, 2007 at 8:39 am

Anyone with the nickname Man-Ram should not be trusted. That’s pretty umm… homo. The Indians should pitch Jose Mesa tonight. He’s good.

6 Jack Cobra October 18, 2007 at 8:51 am

One word. Paul Assenmacher.

7 Boney loves Chachi October 18, 2007 at 8:55 am

Tony Fernandez should play second. And don’t forget Mike Jackson.

8 The Cavalier October 18, 2007 at 9:14 am

Paul Sorrento.

9 Jack Cobra October 18, 2007 at 9:17 am

Cory Snyder. I win.

10 Boney October 18, 2007 at 9:48 am

you don’t win because I call:

the pride of Lima, OH – Brad Komminsk!

11 Boney October 18, 2007 at 9:50 am

oh and don’t forget Steve Olin. He couldn’t drive a boat, but he could sure nail down a 6th inning or 2

12 Jack Cobra October 18, 2007 at 10:12 am

*picks up microphone* Mel Hall *drops mic and walks off stage*

13 Shoot 'em down turn around come on Boney October 18, 2007 at 10:18 am

Jake Taylor and Pedro Cerrano were always my favorite Indians.

14 Boney October 18, 2007 at 10:21 am

Mel Hall was best remembered as a Yankee

I call Candy Maldonado, and the game is over with that.

15 Shoot 'em down turn around come on Boney October 18, 2007 at 10:22 am

Oh and the impact of the Luis “Funky Cold” Medina era cannot be understated

16 The Cavalier October 18, 2007 at 10:35 am

Chris Bosh.

17 Jordi, Jordi, Jordi of the Jungle October 18, 2007 at 10:57 am

What are we talking about again? I’m confused.

18 Jack Cobra October 18, 2007 at 11:00 am

I don’t remember Mel Hall for anything but his hair….and I think that’s the point of this game

19 Boney October 18, 2007 at 11:00 am

I watched that game a little bit last night and I must say:

The low post combination of Dwayne Jones and Cedric Simmons is going to make the Cavaliers forget about Anderson Varejao/anyone else that’s better down low.

The eastern conference power forwards are going to have a field day on the block if/when Varejao doesn’t re-sign.

20 The Cavalier October 18, 2007 at 11:28 am

There’s nothing like preseason basketball to get a true gauge on how the season will go.

21 grifter October 18, 2007 at 12:10 pm

22 replies??!!
i had to read the title again to make sure it didn’t say “Manny Ramirez is a Disgusting Smoker”

22 jjc58 October 18, 2007 at 12:22 pm

Y’all missed out on Brook Jacoby. That guy was literally the Tribe’s best non-pitcher for a span of several years. He was basically Casey Blake sans beard. Not to mention, great porn name.

23 sam October 18, 2007 at 12:33 pm

I don’t see how Manny could say something like that; he knows that media will blow it out of proportion.

http://postgame.wordpress.com/2007/10/18/manny-ramirez-likes-to-lose-kills-puppies/

24 Ghordi October 18, 2007 at 12:33 pm

Roger Dorn was better than Brooke Jacoby. At least he had a hotter wife, I think.

25 The Cavalier October 18, 2007 at 12:42 pm

grifter the phoenix of the suicidal blog is rising!

26 Jack Cobra October 18, 2007 at 1:04 pm

That guy from ‘Last of the Mohicans’ is my favorite Indian of all time. Him and Pocahontas.

27 The Cavalier October 18, 2007 at 1:10 pm

I like Geronimo because he was crazy but effective.

28 Detroit Chris M October 18, 2007 at 2:15 pm

Ghandi.

29 Boney October 18, 2007 at 2:21 pm

my favorite Indian is Wesley Snipes. He doesn’t look like an Indian, but he can steal you a base when you need it and kill some vampires as well

30 Carlo October 18, 2007 at 2:23 pm

Mine is the one from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. Anyway, more basketball, less homoball plz.

31 Jesus October 18, 2007 at 3:19 pm

Please change the name of the site to YAYBosh! All the PS on him are gold. Bravo.

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