WHO SHOT MAMBA IPHONE

Bulls vs Wizards and the NBA Playoffs

by The Cavalier on November 4, 2007 · 17 comments

Toronto at 2-0? Unsurprising.

Indiana at 3-0? Shocking!

Both Chicago and Washington at 0-3, and looking bad doing it? Worth keeping an eye on, plus a Sunday post.

The Bulls lost to Milwaukee last night, and Yi Jianlian looks like he’s like good at basketball-playing and stuff. (That’s probably a post unto itself, but you know that’s not happening.)

So what’s the problem? We have no idea, but the CHI Sun-Times has the following poll up on their site to help you decide:

Dude! What’s wrong with the Bulls?
*Guards aren’t shooting well
*Too many dumb turnovers
*Can’t score in the paint
*No real go-to-guy
*Team always start slow

“Dude?”

Isn’t that kinda weird from a real newspaper?

Regardless, the Bulls do always start slow, but usually it’s because of that Western road trip they take early – not because they were guests at MIL’s home opener. Expect the chats of “Get Kobe” to get louder and louder.

As for WAS – as we said the other day, it seems that the protocol is now “if Agent Zero says it will happen, it won’t happen.” Expect the chants of “Get better at basketball-playing” to get louder and louder.

*We believe it’s possible that both of these teams have been struck by The Curse of the Mamba. It’s a new curse, and we don’t fully understand it yet, but we simply must look ourselves in the mirror and say…what have we done?

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{ 10 comments }

1 becky November 4, 2007 at 3:10 pm

Isn’t it about time for you to be shamelessly jumping onto the Browns bandwagon?
Or are you afraid of jinxing them with your fairweather fanhood as well?

2 The Cavalier November 4, 2007 at 9:40 pm

Not yet…carrrreful…

3 The SP November 4, 2007 at 11:16 pm

You’ll probably make everyone wait until December, 30th for the movie won’t you?

4 The Cavalier November 4, 2007 at 11:49 pm

Maybe even longer!

5 scott kohn November 5, 2007 at 1:21 am

damn, that is am impressive photoshop for bosh.

6 Detroit Chris M November 5, 2007 at 10:41 am

So you were simply waiting for the Writers’ Guild to go on strike, forcing entertainment media to a halt, thus creating the perfect backdrop (the vapid wasteland of re-runs) to drop your opus: WSM? Clever.

Dude, that Bosh picture is almost as terrifying as the idea that so many people think a Hinrich-Gordon backcourt could win the East.

Go Lions.

7 The Cavalier November 5, 2007 at 10:50 am

Such things have been taken into account.

8 roger November 5, 2007 at 10:59 am

“taken into account”? Don’t you mean ORCHESTRATED by Roundie and his league of beleaguered henchemen?

9 roger November 5, 2007 at 11:04 am

henchemen = german henchmen

10 N November 5, 2007 at 3:17 pm

The Sun Times is not a real newspaper.

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