Toronto at 2-0? Unsurprising.
Indiana at 3-0? Shocking!
Both Chicago and Washington at 0-3, and looking bad doing it? Worth keeping an eye on, plus a Sunday post.
The Bulls lost to Milwaukee last night, and Yi Jianlian looks like he’s like good at basketball-playing and stuff. (That’s probably a post unto itself, but you know that’s not happening.)
So what’s the problem? We have no idea, but the CHI Sun-Times has the following poll up on their site to help you decide:
Dude! What’s wrong with the Bulls?
*Guards aren’t shooting well
*Too many dumb turnovers
*Can’t score in the paint
*No real go-to-guy
*Team always start slow
“Dude?”
Isn’t that kinda weird from a real newspaper?
Regardless, the Bulls do always start slow, but usually it’s because of that Western road trip they take early – not because they were guests at MIL’s home opener. Expect the chats of “Get Kobe” to get louder and louder.
As for WAS – as we said the other day, it seems that the protocol is now “if Agent Zero says it will happen, it won’t happen.” Expect the chants of “Get better at basketball-playing” to get louder and louder.
*We believe it’s possible that both of these teams have been struck by The Curse of the Mamba. It’s a new curse, and we don’t fully understand it yet, but we simply must look ourselves in the mirror and say…what have we done?
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Isn’t it about time for you to be shamelessly jumping onto the Browns bandwagon?
Or are you afraid of jinxing them with your fairweather fanhood as well?
Not yet…carrrreful…
You’ll probably make everyone wait until December, 30th for the movie won’t you?
Maybe even longer!
damn, that is am impressive photoshop for bosh.
So you were simply waiting for the Writers’ Guild to go on strike, forcing entertainment media to a halt, thus creating the perfect backdrop (the vapid wasteland of re-runs) to drop your opus: WSM? Clever.
Dude, that Bosh picture is almost as terrifying as the idea that so many people think a Hinrich-Gordon backcourt could win the East.
Go Lions.
Such things have been taken into account.
“taken into account”? Don’t you mean ORCHESTRATED by Roundie and his league of beleaguered henchemen?
henchemen = german henchmen
The Sun Times is not a real newspaper.
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