One would think that the Knicks becoming an even bigger disaster than ever would be exciting, but it’s so clearly (by many accounts) about to end for Isiah Thomas, you can’t help but fell a little letdown setting in.
The internal fighting and feuding and distraught is becoming so constant, bizarre, and even expected…we dunno.
Does anyone feel any shock that Zeke had to kick the entire team out of practice lasterday for lack of effort? This is a team that features a frontcourt of Eddy Curry and Zach Randolph.
Jamaal Crawford claims all of this discord is a fabrication of some sort. Perhaps he just isn’t paying attention?
“We’re good,” he said. “There is no turmoil. Teammates get into it on every team. But we haven’t had that here.”
So things that happen on every team aren’t happening on the Knicks? We’re lost.
In other news, people in France are on strike for some reason, most likely taxation without representation, which is what 85% of all strikes are about.
If we were in France right now, you can sure we’d be out there screaming about French things, and how it’s all messed up.
You’ve probably deduced this already, but we’re extremely bored at the moment. No doubt you’ve gathered over the years that we’re pretty adept at entertaining ourself, but this morning, it’s just not happening. We’re in some sort of “stare at the wall” funk we can’t break out of.
Shame, since we have a lot to do today.
UPDATE: Stephon Marbury is good at math.
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Would some of the “lot to do today” involve not posting anything remotely close to a snake movie?
You’ll hear about the snake movie exactly 30 days before it’s set to debut, and not before.
“We’re good,†he said. “There is no turmoil. Teammates get into it on every team. But we haven’t had that here.â€
I think that Iraq minister guy said the same thing in 2003.
But just think, there is a good chance I could start to watch the Knicks this year! My boycott will be over. I must clear my calendar.
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Cavalier, you’re anticipating the Thanksgiving turkey after-effects, ha. Don’t worry, it’ll be Thanksgiving soon.
I have to break my blog commenting fast by saying that I think I understand Marbury’s dalliance with religion. He thinks it’ll make him even more powerful and strong than before, like some sort of cosmic power up. But religion never “works” if that’s your main goal for choosing it, and I feel bad for Marbury, because it is NOT going to end well.
I like Al Jefferson’s name tag, how it just says Al.
Maybe a photoshopped Polk High jersey would fit in well here too!
‘Toine does actually look dismayed to be doing the serving. He looks like he is doing the math on people-left-to-be-served versus remaining food.
Also, I just clicked on the good at math link, “that’s factorial” will be worked into my day-to-day life. From now on we should call Stephon just n!
Isiah Thomas eats Polar Bears for his Thanksgiving Dinner.
actually, he eats penbearelk.
penguin, stuffed inside of polar bear, stuffed inside of elk.
it’s disgusting, but destroying endagered species as well as basketball franchises is just fun for him.
Don’t forget that Steph gave us Flexing Juice Cards, which went on to appear in a major motion picture.
TREVOR ARIZA!! I think Kobe’s signing his extension as I write this! All they need now is Jared Jack & Chris Kaman and this dynasty is once again! To bad for LeBored, but whateva.
it’s the Truth.
It’s Factorial.
Everything is Satisfactorial
Zip a dee doo dah
Zip a dee ayyyyyy
DYNASTY I TELL YA!
As much as people would like to blame one guy, you can’t.
a) Isiah decides ON A GODDAMN TEAM PLANE NO LESS to tell Marbs he lost his job to the immortal Mardy Collins.
b) Steph is betrayed, activating selfish streak yet again.
c) Mardy Collins takes job and looks like crap.
d) Malik Rose says he’s tired of babysitting team. Hilarity ensues when people realize he’s still alive.
e) Knicks begin losing streak.
f) Injuries to The Incredibe Balk and ZBo missing time kill team further.
g) Team vote whether to start Steph again is taken. Steph loses out. Coach starts Steph.
h) Team seemingly no-shows vs. Golden State and Detroit, prompting a telling Flip Murray comment.
The true test is Saturday when the 2-8 Knicks face the Bulls. If they no-show in Chicago, that’s it. Fire Isiah AND Dolan by Monday. Get the old guard here to teach the Knicks about old-school hustle, loyalty to the fans, and respect for the game. That’s Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. Or better yet just get John Cena and get him to inspire the team to overcome the odds yet again…
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