LeBron James is on a Blackberry

by The Cavalier on November 28, 2007 · 23 comments

We’re in the car on the Blackberry. This is a test, and may yield vast amounts of non-Photoshopped fruit for you.

We’ll check the results of our fancy experiment when we get home.

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1 TVBrain November 28, 2007 at 7:36 pm: Watch the road!
2 JTExperience November 28, 2007 at 8:09 pm: Seriously…blogging and driving don’t mix.
3 NDEddieMac November 28, 2007 at 8:37 pm: Are you trying to take Steven A’s source of livelihood man???
4 Boney November 28, 2007 at 9:21 pm: update on the Pistons vs. Cavs

Jason Maxiell and Tayshaun Prince have both dropped their shorts and are rapping Drew Gooden in the ducktail with their wangs…

Pistons up big…
5 The Cavalier November 28, 2007 at 9:26 pm: Relax guys, cars don’t actually move in Los Angeles. It’s just like sitting at a desk.
6 Boney November 28, 2007 at 9:44 pm: oooh big timer… big time us some more with your big time LA lingo there big timer!
7 The Cavalier November 29, 2007 at 1:53 am: I just pitched a new sitcom called “The Mind of Boney”.
8 The Frankman November 29, 2007 at 5:18 am: why is the response count wrong i these blogs?

God the Cavs looked dead without James. Their box score looked like BLEECH.
9 Jordi November 29, 2007 at 8:24 am: The Mind of Boney … the northern version of Mind of Mencia?
10 roger November 29, 2007 at 8:26 am: Let me know when you can photoshop on your blackberry.
11 Boney November 29, 2007 at 9:03 am: I just want you all to know that when creating a title for my site, I didn’t get my idea from Carlos Mencia… honest.

I bet you pitched more than a sitcom if you were talking about Boney… heh
12 Stillajew November 29, 2007 at 10:47 am: Yeah I can see Mind of Boney the TV show just like Mencia’s. He’d do jokes about Mexicans and Blacks and Jews but it would be really disturbing cause he’s white as snow. I picture Boney trying to decide between Klan or SS uni’s each night.
13 Jordi November 29, 2007 at 12:50 pm: Stillajew must not have heard: Boney’s jeep sits on 24s. Ladies love the back seat of his jeep.
14 Jordi November 29, 2007 at 12:50 pm: Stillajew must not have heard: Boney’s jeep sits on 24s. Ladies love the back seat of his jeep.
15 Carlo November 29, 2007 at 2:01 pm: Blackberry? Homo.
16 Carlo November 29, 2007 at 2:02 pm: And not in the good fucks-men-in-asses-way, but the stupid one.
17 Carlo November 29, 2007 at 3:34 pm: Just taking a piss. Anyway, what the fuck is up with Smush Parker? Riles made a quick statement that says nothing and I can’t find anything on either hoopshype or espn.
18 Carlo November 29, 2007 at 3:36 pm: Nevermind, he just pushed and twisted the arm of some random person. Nothing news worthy.
19 Boney November 29, 2007 at 4:27 pm: ha… funny story happened today…

I was in DC playing my old skool rap station on Sirius (channel 43 I think?) and “Back Seat” by LL Cool J came on… I cranked it up and rolled the windows down, and 2 bomb ass looking black chicks starting dancing on the sidewalk…

but then according to Stillajew, I put on my white hood and lit a cross and stuck it in the ground before I drove off..
20 Stillajew November 29, 2007 at 7:27 pm: I know about the jeep. It’s like a pedaphile saying he has candy in car, it’s only to lure his victim. It’s like telling me he has an investment portfolio to be managed or a diamond he needs appraised in his car.

I also love the visual of the “two bomb ass black chicks” spontaniously and in unison doing the running man next to Boney’s jeep. It’s like a bad episode of Cop Rock.

Rock on Boney, rock on…
21 Boney November 29, 2007 at 10:41 pm: ha… they pulled off their winter hats to show off their gold hair weaves and pulled up their leg warmers and started doing the cabbage patch, the running man AND the roger rabbit