According to this reporter’s word formations, the Bobcats are about to sign Cavaliers free agent Anderson Varejao to a three-year deal at like the mid-level exception.
Since he’s a restricted free agent, CLE can match this right away, and have AV locked up at to a sweet short-term deal at a great price.
Who wants anyone outside of stars locked into super-long deals anymore? (See: Shaq)
Despite all the bashing he’s received, Danny Ferry has won again if this happens. He won with Drew Gooden last year, with Sasha Pavlovic this year, and now with this Brazil-person. The Cavs cap position should remain pretty flexible in a year or two, and they’ll have plenty of expiring, ie movable, contracts.
Hi.
We go by the Cavalier, and we used to write up to 5-6 posts PER DAY on this website, even in the summertime.
Ahem.
Well, let’s get down to business. We’re undecided on the use of substitute teachers. It’s not that we don’t like the subs, it’s just that it would be so short-term that’s it might just cause confusion, distortion, and other big words to happen.
Instead, let’s just play it by ear and see if the subs accidentally write one day or something – that would be exciting. OR we might accidentally write one day, leading to even more excitement.
One thing we do know for absolute certain – Jerry Sloan has moves, and we have NO IDEA about anything happening in the NBA, except that LeBron is hurt, the Heat stink, Phil Jackson got an extension, and we heard some rumblings about Dallas struggling or something.
Also, Dwight Howard – monster. We’ll try and factualize some of these things or watch a game tomorrow night if we can. Sit tight.
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Wow. A post. A new post. It’s like Christmas, but not quite.
Deep in shadows of a stank dark cave a hero plotted his return. With a fluid flow, a viscous vocabulary, and a mind like a diamond-cut Ginzu, he waited …
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING UNDER THE SHOE?!?!?!
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Those shoes are as ugly as a Kirk Hinrich jumper
Not only do I know what’s UNDER the shoe, I know what the shoe IS.
Also, I’ve grown a beard.
You can barely make out Roundie on the sheet under the shoe…Orange Roundie Forever? Part 2 of the Mamba series? That’s my guess.
I’m pretty sure its a League of Roundie Henchman sticker of some sort….
Mysteries abound! Good luck with the beard, Colonel.
http://www.cafepress.com/yaysports/2316630
There you go….
I guess this means Varajeo really thinks he’s worth a crapload of money. He is really, really dumb.
why is shannon brown starting?
Ohio-based Henchmen…?
Shannon Brown’s revenge!
And what is under the henchmen sticker? A screenplay?
does anyone really win when Anderson Varejao is back in the NBA?
The Round Ones are growing displeased. As the year grows shorter, the time in which the Snake Movie can be released does likewise. If said Movie is not made available for viewing prior to the first chimes of 2008… the so-called ‘League of Roundie Henchmen’ may suffer, and the future of the very sport of Basket Ball will be in danger. Do not force us to take such drastic actions.
Sir Cavalier, you have been warned.
Dear The Round Ones,
I have been in contact with the Anti-Mamba Revenge Squad and they wish to tell you that threats to the Cavalier do not work. If the Anti-Mamba Revenge Squad, with their 52 ninjas and 19 rabid pomeranians did not scare the Cav, nothing will.
Although you are awaiting the arrival and the Anti-Mamba Revenge Squad do not believe in your savior, now is not the time for threats. Remember it is your faith that defines you.
Everyone seems to forget that The Cavalier also has an army of midget pandas at his disposal. Any war would be unwise for the opposition.
Miss Jordi,
We appreciate your efforts to caution us. However, we are certain that as fierce as ninjas and pomegranates assuredly can be, we have something more powerful. Something far more dangerous. And we have spread across the nation. Yes, we have created an army.
http://tinyurl.com/3xr29c
However, we have found a trace of wisdom in your words, and so we will refrain from further threats. As long as the deadline of December Thirty-First is met, we shall have no further quarrel with the good Sir Cavalier.
midget pandas are cute… and should be added as a tag on this very site!
I, sir, have a pee-pee, thank you very much.
That shoe reminds me of a Shawn Marion jumpshot.
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