Bet you thought you’d get no post today, being that we wrote something north of 10,000 words lasterday, huh? Well, this is a Blog Resurrection – that means you get posts EVERY DAY.
The Cavaliers actually handily winning a game last night inspired the following. You may need to connect the dots a bit, but struggle through, because it’s worth it.
If we were Jason Kidd, here’s how we approach out daily activities:
1) Do barbell curls.
2) Do dumbbell curls.
3) Lose to Bobcats, while getting 3rd consecutive triple-double.
4) Do barbell curls.
5) Do dumbbell curls.
6) Do dumbbell curls.
7) Do dumbbell curls.
Do dumbbell curls.
9) Do dumbbell curls.
10) Do dumbbell curls.
11) Do dumbbell curls.
12) Do dumbbell curls.
13) Do dumbbell curls.
14 Do barbell curls.
Now, it’s natural that at this point you’ll question us as follows:
Hey, how is it you know exactly what Jason Kidd’s days are like? Is it because you read this article about Jason Kidd and how all he thinks about and does are various kinds of curls? (Including the barbell AND dumbbell variations?)
The answer is simple – yes, that’s the article we read, and yes, we obviously digested the information.
Enough – let us let you peek behind the curtain. You may think we just let this stuff fly through our fingers and “happen”, but we’re gonna explain something right here and now.
This sentence -
(Including the barbell AND dumbbell variations?)
- originally didn’t have the “the” in there. Go ahead and read it without it, then re-read with it.
One is funny, the other is not. (It’s the former, not the latter – unless you’re in the upper portion of the post, when the latter was the former.) This, on the other hand, is clever but not necessarily funny:
Hey, is it true that this year’s Jordans (the 23s) are the last ones? Anyone know?
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I love Blog Resurrection. It completes me. Cavalier, you had me at “Bet”
Canneries! Food Processors!
Cake!
Dear Code Red Mountain Dew aka The Caviar,
Your posts are like waking up in the morning getting out of bed and stepping on little pieces of glass like in home alone. Kevin your such a disease. Look what you did you little jerk! Buzz’s girlfriend, WOOF. Is there a Blog Suicide prevention hotline we can have you call in the future in case you do anything silly like not post for long periods of time and have “B-squaders” post garbage for months on end and have pictures of quiet riot singers playing basketball on donkeys, cuz thats awesome!
Cheers,
Greg Odens tonsils.
I’M IN JASON KIDD’S HEAD AND HE F’ING KNOWS IT, TOO.
Greg Oden’s tonsils liked my picture. They complete me.
Gordi,
I complete Greg Oden. I am “his” tonsils. Not yours. FYI, Kevin Dubrow died either shortly before or after your post…coincidence?????
Sincerely,
Greg Odens tonsils
Mad props to japan4 DOT COM
you forgot 15) groom sweet ’stache
Thank you Diet Coke Black Cherry Vanilla aka The Caviar! If you can tell me what “japan 4″ is a reference to you get an extra special treat! The invitation is open to all Coke consumers aka Yaysports fans.
Forever yours like Rod Stewart,
Greg Odens tonsils
Mr. Tonsils,
I didn’t do it.
From the Urban Dictionary:
Japan 4 24 up, 1 down
Japan 4 is a meaningless term said in the movie Freddy Got Fingered by Tom Green. The term japan 4 is to be said while pointing at someones feet so they will look down or said when moving your hands in a confused manor.
Japan 4 *points down*
“Japan4, japan4″ when you pretend to not speak english
Gimme my treat.
I see where is Jordi is coming from. I thought that if they were ‘his’ tonsils there would be an apostrophe in there somewhere. Otherwise we’re just talking about many Odens and Tonsils. Maybe Greg’s. Maybe Jordi’s.
Japan4 is a reference to a band, clearly. The Japan 4. Like the Maroon 5 but one less and Japanese.
wow… i forgot how wacky this place could be.
*head asplode*
Firstly, tonsils don’t understand the american alphabet and how to spell properly, hense me spelling everyones name wrong purposely. Jeez. Secondly, I like karate. Thirdly, Congrats Noddaju!!!!!!!! You win the infamous “No prize” the Legendary Stan Lee sent me while I was in the back of Greggyssss throat after I answered a question about Electras underpants. (hint: they are boy shorts!)
I love The Caviar. The Caviar won the caucus in Gregs throat me and his uvula threw!!!!
Pa rum pa pum pum!!! The caviar is the new born king, the finest gifts we bring!!!!!
Rod Stewartly,
Greg Odens tonsils(
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Wow, why did I just waste my time reading these comments, wtf do they even mean. Anyhow the Kidd biceps link took me tomatoes.com .
tomatoes.com, cake!, spatulas, baked potatoes… there is a pattern!
Frank’s explanation of Japan 4 was the funniest thing I’ve seen him say since I’ve come to this place. Just like Maroon 5 only with 1 less and Japanese… funny!
So have the tonsils and Greg Oden gotten back together? Or did Oden have his uvula removed as well? Were tonsils and vulva, oops uvula, hanging out at the local pub swinging Guinness rapping about politics? These are the things I think about.
I’ve wondered about something for the longest time, so I’ll just ask:
It is pronounced Jordi (like George, only with ordi instead of orge), or Jordi (like Yordi, hispanic style)
I’ll hang up and listen to your answer.
Regards,
Boney
Greg Ostertag’s Tonsils would be a much funnier screen name.
Nice touch by the video editor to use the Joe Tait “shot” audio instead of Red Kerr. Any Jordan retrospective that doesn’t include Bob Costas mistaking Juanita Jordan for Michael’s mother is incomplete.
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