Jason Kidd thinks he has the upper hand now
Published by The Cavalier January 14th, 2008 in NBA, New Jersey Nets, Life Discussions, Good Ideas, Money, Chris Bosh, Jason Kidd, Las Vegas
There’s nothing quite as thrilling on baseline level as going online to check your bank account and finding that your debit card number has been hijacked by someone who likes internet gambling.
“I’m going to gamble and gamble and gamble and gamble and gamble until there’s no money left in this person’s account,” they apparently think to themselves.
Yes, it’s exciting.
The process of fixing the issue is even more exciting.
You see, often what will happen is the computer voice at your bank’s alleged 24/7 hot-line keeps saying things like, “Would you like to check your balance,” no matter which option you choose.
Of course, since you have a brain and are able check your balance online, you already know that you have negative forty-seven dollars.
It’s times like that you sit back, relax, and throw your phone through a window.
That’s not to say the bank doesn’t work with you. “We’ll send you an deposition statement in the mail for you to sign and return. That’ll get the investigation started.”
“Investigate this,” you reply. “I didn’t sign up for 80 different gambling sites at 3:30 in the morning. I don’t have a week to wait to put gas in my car. It’s thirsty now, and so am I. I’m addicted to those No-Carb Monster drinks. The big ones - the ones that look like you need a wrench to open them.”
“Ooooh, those are good! What we can do is issue you a line of credit while this is being worked out.”
You figure that’ll work. Especially when that line of credit is all of TWENTY-THREE DOLLARS.
Anyway, that was a large portion of our weekend’s activities.
7 Responses to “Jason Kidd thinks he has the upper hand now”
- 1 Pingback on Jan 14th, 2008 at 10:17 am
- 2 Pingback on Jan 14th, 2008 at 10:54 am
i bet it’s boney and he put all the money on detroit.
Dear The Rocketeer aka The Caviar,
The most likely varmit who did this to you was “The Hamburglar”. Think about it, he has been out of the public eye for sometime, he found out after watching “supersize me” that McBurgers are terrible for you, and he likes putting money on the ponies. It all makes perfect sense when you also factor in that in Hudson County Jason Kidd has been working nights at a certain McRestaurant to tuck away some cash for his impending divorce. (SCOOP! JACKSON! BLOWS!) If you add the Hamburglar + Jason Kidd + ONLINE Gambling + Blanche Devearux = THE Rocketeer aka The Caviar getting swindled. I am SCOOP JACKSON….ORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIEORANGE ROUNDIE
Love,
Greg Odens tonsils( I love PAGE 2 ESPN NO LINKS TO STOLEN STORIES)
caseta,
I can assure you of 2 things:
1. Yes, I do participate in online gambling.
2. No, I did not steal The Cavalier’s information.
I may not ever win at gambling, but I do only risk my own money.
Thank you,
Boney
WHO STOLE CAV’S MONEY? …the sequels just write themselves sometimes
i seem to remember grimlock playing football, not basketball.