If you guys could see the back and forth between us and Jason Kidd right, now your heads would explode.
Let’s just say that, as noted in the previous post’s comment section, we’re totally in his head. Completely, 100% in his head. He’s freaking out on a daily basis, and it’s all our fault.
Anyway, to the titular statement. We saw the Cavs were playing in a war-like match with the Hawks last night, with the score at halftime something like 38-35.
We called our family to see if they were watching, and they were – LeBron, et al were doing that thing they did last year where like, they don’t care, don’t feel like it, whatever.
It made us think back to a couple nights ago with that Toronto game – where everyone made like this huge deal because LeBron scored 24 in the fourth quarter? All because he was inspired by Chris Bosh’s girlfriend heckling him?
At the time, we wondered why he needs to be heckled by the Dinosaur Queen to play hard. Nobody else wondered, so we just kinda forgot. Now we remember, though. Oh yes, we do.
Whatever – this is why we stopped watching the NBA, and it seems we were right. (Again.)
Moving on, let’s go to a more life-discussion topic. Remember those energy drinks we were addicted to after the drive back to LA? Well, we had four of them last night at like 7pm. No idea why.
It was like some little piece of us was all like, “You need it. Think how good it would feel. You can toss and turn all night, hopped up on that caffeine and the vitamins and the Yellow Dye #2483XXX and the various acids. Do it.”
Also, we hugged a girl lasterday. On purpose and with permission this time. Afterward, we were like, “Hey, we should do that again sometime.” She was like, “Okay, and next time, when it’s over, you should look at me and say something like, ‘Hey, we should do that again sometime.’”
We thought for a second, realizing that’s what we just did. We noted it to her, and she said, “I know. If I could hug like that for the rest of my life, I would die a happy 17-year old.”
“No”, we said, “you apparently haven’t been listening in school. Each 365-day cycle that passes, you add one year to your age. It’s called getting older, or the aging process.”
She touched our face and said, “You’re a beautiful man.”
We got shy, and explained how Jason Kidd doesn’t know it yet, but that we’re in his head, and it’s screwing up his basketball game on a nightly basis.
Turns out Jason Kidd is her cousin, and that’s when things got interesting.
NOTE: Nobody panic, but a City of Boston professional sports team lost. We’re pretty sure they’ve shut down the city.
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The high school girls finally broke the Cavalier, eh? I knew it was just a matter of time! Either that or the Cavalier has resorted to typing out scripts from CW teen dramas and inserting himself as the male lead, ha.
All due respect to the Cav fam – I’m not seeing it that way. The ball moves, but eventually reaches a Hughes or a Pavlovic and ends up bricking fantastically. (Or Sasha delivers one of his patented charges.) LeBron drives, but is forced into difficult finishes by Hughes/Pavlovic’s guy not needing to guard his man. Very few forced jumpshots from LeBron.
LeBron scored 19 in the 4th against the Hawks a couple weeks ago with no hecklers. The reason he’s been so successful in the 4th is not because of prehistoric significant others nor LeBron being not-bored but instead because Brown ditches the Hughes/Pavlovic fiasco and goes with a Boobie/Jones/Varajeo “floor spreading” lineup.
Hughes and Pavlovic are killing this team.
wait, chris bosh’s girfriend is a dinosaur, too?
i thought she was like… Sheena, Queen of the Jungle, or something; not a dinosaur, but more of a dino-rider (wasn’t that an 80’s cartoon?).
lebron’s having some party at some club here tonight (or was it last night?), so he wasn’t bored, he was just distracted by all of the potential ATL booty shaking that awaited.
You don’t need to be a dinosaur to be the Dinosaur Queen. Like how the British family can marry a common person and they become royalty by marriage – it’s the same thing.
I’d also point out the Cavs we’re working hard on the boards last night. Offensive rebounding was excellent.
I don’t buy the not-trying thing. They just don’t have it and aren’t consistent. LeBron does try to take over more in the 4th, that is obvious.
Sasha and Hughes are the worst shooting backcourt in the NBA, without a doubt. Their minutes are decreasing steadily.
Dear processed, salted roe of certain species of fish, most notably the sturgeon aka The Caviar,
We (Greg Odens tonsils with no apostrophies and grammatical errors and stuff) think you need to rename your website. We are so over “yaysports.com/nba”. Since Cris Angel and John Edwards(Psychic medium!) go way back with us we had them mentally poll and while Mr. Angel performed illusions and unanimously everyone chose to rename your website http://www.yaylife-discussiontopicswithfunnypictures.com/nbahasnothingtodowiththiswebsiteanymore. We made graphs and such to chart how much hairspray Cris Angel used before performing his last illusion and the results are in, LEMONS!!!!!!!BUNNY!!!!!!!!MINORS!!!!!!CECIL FIELDER!!!!!!!!Hooray.
Larry Hughes tattoos are magic.
Sincerely,
Greg Odens tonsils with no apostrophies and grammatical errors and stuff.
madpropstobakedpotatoes.com
I still prefer Yaystalkers.com*, or Yaystalkers.us* if you prefer. Imagine the increase in traffic as The Cavalier magnamoniously reaches out to the often-ignored socially dysfunctional demographic! And the Photoshop potential is limitless. Talk about a business opportunity!
*Not responsible for what’s actually on those sites, although it was nothing when I searched two seconds ago.
Dear lymphoid tissue usually located in the rear of the throat of a certain particular non-playing Portland Trailblazer,
So the question was not answered. Have the tonsils and Greg Oden gotten back together? You guys split up in July. Have you reconciled? And why don’t you each go solo? Why stick together? And who types this stuff up? The left or the right tonsil?
By the way, maybe you forgot to check the last post before claiming the site lacks NBA coverage. I was all over it.
Yours forever,
Jordi
Why Jordi, it’s clear that Greg Oden’s Tonsils were the secret of his strength, much like the Biblical Samson. That’s why GO got injured soon after the tonsil removal. He’s a mere shadow of himself now, until he gets those tonsils back.
Why does only one tonsil have to type? Don’t you type with both hands? Aren’t the tonsils still connected by some tissue?
So they both jump up and down furiously on the keyboard to type the words we read? No wonder words are spelt wrong. That must have taken years of practice. And how do they hit CTRL-ALT-DEL?
After you drop WSM? on the world just make YayBrian! a full time thing because you know you can blog about yourself. I’m not calling you self-centered…hugging underage girls is funny to me.
You’ve met me in real life – clearly you know I’m focused only on cantaloupe from here on out.
cantaloupe is clearly the most overrated fruit of the entire fruit kingdom. why eat cantaloupe when you can enjoy such delicious fruits like watermelon, strawberries, apples, grapes, clementines, etc… all 5 are 10x sweeter than the canteloupe.
cantaloupe is kind of like the Kirk Hinrich or Ben Gordon of fruit…
Snordi,
I chuckled at the visual you created by asking if the tonsils just jump up and down on the keyboard to type… that was pretty humorous.
War the Cavaliers trying hard but not actually being good.
YOYOYOYOYOYOY The Cavawierd,
I also need a woman screaming in my ear to motivate me. After all, whats better than hearing a woman moan during sex?
Regards,
Erv.
War hugging girls like a junior high schooler.
as long as it was one of those “ass out” hugs, so your boner doesn’t touch the 17 year old. because if it does, then that’s when the problems start…. not that I’d know or anything
Boney are you sure you aren’t a serial killer or a registered sex offender?
He did try to register once, but apparently you need to have sex for that ….
Geordy,
Me and Gregory went to the Ivy (somewhere in hollywood we thinks, but we can’t see so it couldve been a Sizzler, we can’t be sure.) Greg was pissed with me about wanting to seperate but he is over it with all the new problems that keep popping up. We type these comments in unison, typically we will make Mimosas get a little tipsy and go to town. We don’t typically read the “B-Squader” posts but maybe we will try (although not having eyes may make this difficult) Anywho…we are off to go gambling at the CASHino with Cecil Fielder and Brian Boitano.
Toodles,
Greg Odens tonsils (with cabbage, hummus, and errors)
The SP,
I’m not a sex offender because like “meh” said, you need to have sex in order to offend it. I usually do offend women but that of course is not what you’re talking about so I embarrassed myself just a little more by admitting that…
Good day to you
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