So we were totally going to watch the Cavs beat the Spurs last night, and then we totally forgot we were going to do it.
Instead, we invented a new kind of cereal called “Boring Flakes”. They taste like typing paper, and the mascot is also a piece of typing paper.
When you take a bite of Boring Flakes, nothing happens to incite any sort of reaction, and shortly thereafter, you’re finished with them.
You may be wondering what else we’ve been up to. Here’s an email we sent to the post-production team regarding a scene from WSM?:
My thoughts:
1) We have everything we need, and [redacted] IMO.
2) Will need to go through [redacted] and decide [redacted]Henchmen/etc [redacted]. This is not my strength, [redacted] get the story [redacted].
3) Obviously [redacted] sounds, [redacted] to be done. [redacted] music, which is what will really [redacted].
4) Two shots I’d [redacted]. A slo-mo of [redacted] hopefully watching the [redacted]. I think this will give [redacted] right now.
5) In terms of story, much like [redacted], once Merri walks out of [redacted] of making it as [redacted] as possible. This isn’t about some [redacted] – it’s about Merri
[redacted] the greatness that [redacted].
Read point number two carefully, because the most shocking secret of all is contained therein…we have a WEAKNESS.
From here, we were going to post something about our sister’s new boyfriend, but instead, we’re just posting this video, which makes us wish we did more drugs – if we did, we imagine we could survive on this for days:
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wtf
Allow me to explain:
4) Two shots I’d love to see looped over and over again in a public forum. A slo-mo of Boney hopefully watching the girl he just bought drinks for go down on the guy next to him in a bar. I think this will give a new meaning to Christmas right now.
This isn’t about some [snake] – it’s about Merri
[and] the greatness that [permeates from his being].
Egads! All this time, I thought it was about the snake! Remember no one is bigger than Mamba!
I shot Mamba!
damn, now Fios is all aboard the train of hate… never thought I’d see that!
I am aboard the indifference train. It is slow but relaxing.
When are the ASJews coming back? We need the young blood.
What’s category “CAts” mean? Maybe if I can see the video I could tell. Damn the work streaming video filter!
6. My sister has a new [redacted], and if he tries to [redacted] [redacted] when I’m around, I will have to [redacted] the living [redacted] out of him until he [redacted] [redacted] mercy. –The Cavalier.
He’s bigger than me – I’m pretty sure he’d redact the redaction out of my face.
mcbias always comes through with the light hearted banter… I’m pretty sure anyone with a menacing scowl on their face could [redact] the living [redact] out of The Cavalier. He’s so kind hearted and gentle…. how could you want to [redact] his [redact]?
I [redacted] this piece of cake one time
Wait, I thought El Cavalier was all buff? How can anyone be bigger than he? Maybe that was his stunt double? Or was it the HGH?
On a related note, I like Dino-Bosh, but we really need a ter-[redact]-yle.
I want to [redacted] in Edward James Olmos’s [redacted] mouth.
random dude at party – “what’s your wrist band say?”
me – “‘league of roundie henchmen’, it’s from a movie i was an extra in”
- “what’s mine say?”
- “um… wwjd”
- “you know what that means?”
- “ya…”
- “what would jesus do”
- “jesus would definitely continue the flip cup game”
Jesus would have been roundie henchman as well.
Garfield can be very not funny, even unfunnyish.
It looks like Zydrunas was telling the iguana to [Redact] himself. Donyell Marshall is a good basketball player, except he can jump or run or shoot.
Does he have the beautiful hands of Sir Kwame Brown? That man catches everything!
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