The Celtics Are A Team of Green Wearers
Published by The Cavalier January 5th, 2008 in NBA, Boston Celtics, Detroit Pistons, Poetry, Drugs, Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, Blog Resurrection, Will Smith
Oh look!
Oh look!
There they run!
The Celtics of the City of Boston!
There they run!
All awash in their green little jerseys!
Green! The color of grass! The color of part of the rainbow!
Oh look!
Oh look!
The splendor of their names!
Across the back of their jerseys!
Piercey, and and Alleny, and Garnetty, there they go!
Points, and rebounds, and other statistics of note!
Oh look! Oh look!
They have beaten the Lasers!
Oh look!
Oh look!
I Am Legend! Will Smith is on steroids!
Compare him to Will Smith in other movies, preferably pre-Bad Boys 2!
He is much bigger now!
The fullness and rapid growth of his muscles indicates unnatural assistance!
Oh look!
Oh look!
This is not a criticism!
We’re sorry mom, but if we were offered $20M and a starring role in a science fiction film, we would do them, too!
By the time any negative long term side-effects came to pass, you will be dead anyway!
Why would it matter to you here today in 2008?!
Oh look!
Oh look!
We are just warning you!
So you don’t yell at us when we get to l’heaven!
We will say, “Angel-Mom! We told you we’d do it back in 2008!”
“Right before a bunch of stuff happened!”
Oh look!
Oh look!
Google thinks we are spelling ascendence wrong!
It gives us no viable alternatives!
We love Oklahoma!
14 Responses to “The Celtics Are A Team of Green Wearers”
- 1 Pingback on Jan 5th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
- 2 Pingback on Jan 6th, 2008 at 12:27 am
The following are facts:
Big Baby hanging 20 on Detroit, along with Chubby Like a Baby is making the Celtics the team of baby references once again, harking back to the days of Ainge (a different type of baby).
The Celtics are on pace for 76 wins this season, though I’d be happy with 60 and a title and not just a division or conference title.
You totally look like that dude House. The SP brought this up in the previous post but I only want to comment once…cause I’m on winter break…and I’m lazy.
Boney is an attention whore and his team lost to my team. Whooop Whoooooooooop! (Robot noise while doing robot dance.)
You know he had to put on 30 lbs of muscle to play Ali, right? Maybe he is trying to be like LL Cool J. Compare LL’s pictures.
Now this is a story all about how I got all ripped and put on 30 pounds/ And if you have a second, take a seat and I’ll tell ye/ how I got bigger than that guy who plays Merri.
That’s right - that’s probably when he did it.
piercey, garnetty, alleny, and…davisy?
you might want to add another name there, cavalier.
I have disrespected Glen Big Baby Davis. Surely he deserves to be placed right alongside Pierce, Allen, and Garnett after his one really good game.
Glen Davis is the best power forward in the league! the way he cuts to the basket off of the pick and roll is something only the real greats do!
I hope the Celtics make the Finals so all of us can enjoy a year where the Red Sox, Patriots and Celtics win championships!
well actually i was kidding about davis, guys. sorry to ruffle your feathers.
i guess boney’s in a bad mood because Mr. Big Shot missed so many big shots last night. what, did he think it was the playoffs?
i hate the city of boston
I’m not mad dave. you should know me better than that!
Any one see Bron hang 24 in the fourth on the Raptors to piss off those two polite young women in Toronto? Wow, I was right a couple days ago when I said a female coach could do a better job motivating Bron then coach Mike!
Women have a way of motivating me as well. Until they get annoying. (Oops, did I just say that?)
Wow, jelousy