We forgot to mention one thing in the NBA post below…the Celtics. Yeah, they’re really good. We get it.
(Boston professional sports teams have lost 3 times total in like the past three months or something – has there ever been anything like this? What can they possibly be complaining about?)
Anyway, here we go –
Section A of Part 2 – Who Shot Mamba?
Surely you all understand and realize it’s real, at this point. The first teaser hasn’t been “officially” released – but the link is there for those who want to watch over and over and over again. (Click the banner in the left column.)
We’ll be answering no questions about the film until the promotional period officially begins. NBA/sports bloggers – you’re welcome and encouraged to gravy train this – email us at yaysports@gmail.com to find out what you can do.
PS – The whining can stop now, yes?
(btw that last shot was indeed, as you’ll see in the film, the most masculine day of our entire life.)
Section B of Part 2 – YAYsports! NBA
“Dear lord” is all we can say – when we were able to check in over the past few weeks, all we saw was people getting mad at each other. Let’s be frank, because it’s the only way we know how to be.
1) With the Blog Suicide a complete success, we’re officially, as of today, on a mission to rebuild the readership. The schedule is a bit more free, and that which sprang WSM? should be at full strength when its child is brought forth.
Redesign will be coming, as will re-attachments to old favorites – it’s only fair that those who find WSM? as a wholly new experience learn where things like Mamba and The Orange Roundie came from.
2) Thank you to the subs, and as you know, you’re welcome to continue. There are big times and exposures ahead, and we welcome you to come along for the ride. Plus, since we don’t know anything about the NBA anymore, we’ll need something to write about – ie whatever you write about.
Finally, someone will need to take the handlebars when we go away forever.
2a) Boney and Jack Cobra. It’s come to our attention that you don’t care for each other. Here are two solutions:
* Boney – when you see a Jack Cobra post, don’t read it.
* Jack – when you see a Boney comment, go ahead and rip him for it. It’s all in good fun.
2b) Jordi and the Association of Dating Age Collegiate Jews -thank you and by all means continue. We’re all family now.
3) What becomes of YAYsports! NBA in a post-WSM? world?
We don’t know for sure, but we do know that in a post-WSM? world, we shall assume our rightful place as the Greatest NBA Blogger of All-Time.
After such declaration is made, we will never blog about the NBA again, and our name will be spoken only in hushed tones, for its power and grandeur will evoke emotion so vibrant and alive, that even the most soulful and deep beings on Earth will be rendered incapable of movement and/or speech.
And nobody wants to deal with that while driving or trying to work.
Part 3 later – where we give thanks to Sara, Susie, and Mandy for giving our life and travels meaning. Where Hot Sauce gets his due. And where Brooke gets eviscerated for refusing to slow dance with us.
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When is Andrew Bynum writing another essay?
And who are Boney and Jack Cobra? Are they like on “The Hills”?
Who is this “The Cavalier”? I only remember the substitutes. Yeah, yeah, I’ll gravy-train–look out for some WSM? inspired posters/clothing designs when the time comes. (I’m not going to sell anything at your expense, Cav, it’s just for amusement purposes).
The Bruins still count as a Boston professional sports team.
Are we sure they haven’t won everything, too? Where does one find hockey news?
I come to yaysports for all my gardening and lawn care tip needs
I actually like Jack, he seems like an alright dude. He takes things a lot more seriouser than your boy here, and that’s ok. He knows about Indiana U hoops, cheerleaders, his experiences in sports and how he relates them to life, etc…
I got kind of worried when this whole ip address thing and internet searching stuff came to light because I’m not down with identity theft and all that… I actually got a new debit card because I was worried he was lurking in my hard drive somewhere…
the olive branch is still extended, fake or not…
So as to quickly change subjects from a Boney v Cobra topic, (Please just stop) I don’t count the Bruins because I didn’t realize the NHL still existed. If these Bruins as you call them still exist, then it is news to me. I thought they were just looping old footage for 40 seconds each night on Sports Center. In all seriousness can we stop calling the NHL one of the “Four” major sports.
I mean really, hockey? We’re talking about hockey here…hockey…
Signed,
Allen Iverson
P.S. Hockey…man…we’re talking about hockey?
Yaysports NBA … the Jean Gray of sports blogs
I request the Cav also put the kabosh on the recent “War this” or “War that” epidemic. That was about as bad as the Boney-Cobra love fest.
Dear Jeremiah,
Hockey is alive and well in Boston my friend. Thanks for the support.
Regards,
Cam Neely, Bobby Orr, Phil Esposito, and Ray Bourque.
Seriously, the Bruins aren’t doing that bad this season. I hear about how good they can be everyday from a co-worker who has a Red Sox hitch cover and a new england patriots spare tire cover on his jeep…
Keep those smiles cookin’ until Saturday my friend… then come back and say “we didn’t win because Rondo’s been hurt!”
Hey Jordi,
“I request the Cav also put the kabosh on the recent “War this†or “War that†epidemic.”?? Yeah, I’m totally against free speech and the opinions of others too! Finally somebody gets me!
Regards,
Wack Cobra
War being able to War whatever the hell you want and the rest shutting the hell up.
I just don’t dig hockey at all, it’s soccer on ice, it’s boring. In fact I would rather watch DC United play the Revolution than watch a hockey game.
I totally gave up on being a Bruins fan once they traded Joe Thornton and I wasn’t even much of a fan then; that trade just gave me a reason to ditch that crap ass sport.
Cam Neely was the bomb in Dumb and Dumber! Kick his ass Sea Bass!
YO Yo stillajew,
I loved that movie “Dumb and Dumber”. Could you explain to me why him having a one in a million shot was funny? I mean, he does at least have that chance right? Thanks.
Regards,
Chicago Bulls fans.
War my trip to the OC.
Yo Vic in No Cal,
Ever say a thing over and over? Ever say a thing over and over? Ever say a thing over and over? Ever say a thing over and over? Opinions make sence when they make sence.
Regards,
Jacque Le Python
Peace not having the rapper from Arrested Development behind bars. Free Speech!
Wow, I just realized that the Celtics have to play Detroit again already…in Detroit. That is a freaking huge game for the Celtics to prove they can hang. And yes I will say it was because Rondo was hurt if they lose. I just hope they don’t look past Houston or Memphis before this weekends big game.
Hmmm, Boney posting a comment veeeeery similar in style to the ones posted by “Vic in No Cal”.
This, together with the other snake telling us how those comments came from the same IP lead me to think that Boney’s been getting busy. Getting jiggy with them clones.
Yo, Boney, if that’s so, here’s a few pointers:
1. Don’t make up like 5 different characters with the same type of name: “Dude in Someplace”. That is really retarded not to mention unimaginative. Since snakes are the rage on this website, create a Monty Python character and maybe an Anna Konda one or something.
The other thing that’s in fashion on this website (in terms of names) are the jews. You have StillAJew and NotAJew. Maybe you can create a clone called “MaybeAJew”. Your character would be shrouded in mystery just like the Mamba killing thing. And you could find the answer once you find who your real father is. And who knows …. maybe it’s him that killed mamba too.
2. Don’t have all your clones use the same style of posting. If you don’t have the time to create a different style for each of them, have them say the simple things that in fact you want to transmit to the other readers. Like “Cobra sucks” and “Boney is actually very smart and funny”. You could add “and very good in bed” too, just make sure you don’t have a clone called Joe or Tyrone posting that. You can instead use a neutral name like Tracy or Stacy.
3. Last, but most important, don’t use the same damn IP when doing it. In fact, don’t even use the same browser. Why the browser thing is easier to do, in order to find proxies just search Google for “free proxy list” (without the quotes). And try to remember which proxy you used for which clone. In fact, this is where using multiple browsers comes in handy. You can set a browser for each clone, and use a different proxy for each browser.
Now you’re all set. Go out there and start making them clones and have them telling the world how Cobra is a mean person.
PS: consider this my Xmas gift for you. You’re welcome.
Couple of points out of character for Mr. Tool
–Brevity is virtue.
–”Dude in Someplace” is a clone staple, something you would realize by visitng Jim Rome’s site or Stucknut. Retarded = not researching before making brash assumptions. We all post in the same style and that’s why we, oh goddess of all that is internet related, are referred to as clones.
–Everyone hates Jack Cobra. Don’t disrespect us clones by thinking one guy is the only one to spread the sermon of anti-Jack. And thanks for those hacker tips, G. Im’ sure you make the rest of the nerds at the Star Wars boards proud.
More enlightening things you may not know:
1. The world is round.
2. HIV is bad.
3. Things do not float because of something called “gravity”.
Consider this MY Christmas gift for you. Kick rocks.
That’s a good plan, some one should get to work on that….
caseta, I can assure you that I am not Vic in No Cal nor do I even know who Vic in No Cal is… if you could read, you would know that Derek in C-Town utilized my computer AND his computer, so therefore I know him BUT Vic in No Cal or anyone else? not me pal.
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