The YAYsports! NBA Blog Resurrection (Part 2a)

Before we get to the epic 3-week journey, a couple notes.

Our dad called us to ask why we were writing on the site again, and also to ask what a Blog Resurrection is.

We explained that this is what you do after you have a Blog Suicide, which is when you intentionally sabotage your own successful site, shedding as many readers as you can – all completely on purpose.

“Why would anyone do that?” he asked.

We hung up on him – we did it because nobody else ever has, and because we are toeing the line between madness and genius. Don’t question it. It IS, therefore it SHALL BE.

Now, since we’re talking about us, we noticed that over Christmas, MC Bias said the following about us in regard to who could be the “next Bill Simmons”:

1. The Cavalier from Yaysports.com

ESPN loves cartoons and multimedia in general, and The Cavalier’s humor is PG, so it would be a great fit. Plus, The Cavalier’s essays are pretty funny, too. I could see this working, as long as they didn’t force The Cavalier to hit a certain word count.

(You’ll note we were listed #1.)

First of all, this will never happen, for exactly the reason stated – the first time we were asked to compromise on anything, we’d quit.

And please don’t misunderstand – it’s not like we have all kinds of principles or something. It’s more that we’re just a big, huge, massively egomaniac-styled baby.

We’re saving Part 3 for tomorrow – otherwise we’ll have nothing to write about tomorrow except Eddy Curry and his slug-like tendencies.