YAYsports! NBA

UPDATE: Well, we’re pretty excited, because we can now offically retire the thought/speech-bubble portion of the site.
No longer will we use that device in any way, shape, or form.
You see, when we see a funny bit that’s used frequently by another person in a similar area of creative pursuits as us, we immediately […]

We have no time for Photoshop, etc today, but we know you need to read our thoughts on this -
Believe it or not, this actually has me contemplating getting League Pass for the rest of the season.
It’s not Gasol-to-the-Lakers or anything, but look at the dynamics of how LeBron plays, and you have be […]

I wasn’t sure if I was going to write anything about this or not, but I thought it was appropriate to say something.
I was informed a few days ago that frequent commenter and sometime poster “Stillajew” (his real-life name was Aaron), one of the site’s most loyal readers and a true-blue Roundie Henchman, was killed […]

Guess what?
For the first time in probably 18 years, we didn’t watch the NBA All-Star Game.
Out ambivalence toward the league is becoming quite odd - by all accounts, this is the best regular season in recent memory, LeBron James is having his best season ever, there are huge trades happening left and right, and the […]

Larry Hughes didn’t make the All-Star team, and nobody has ever argued that he would.
But after scoring 40 points last night in an improbable win over the Orlando Magic, one must assume that Larry Hughes finally took our advice and started working out. Getting sturdy. Being a strong person who doesn’t get injured.
In celebration […]

While Shawn Marion makes his Heat debut on national TV against the Lakers, we’ll be concentrating on something else.
This may surprise you, but we’re calling NYC this afternoon to have an over-the-phone lunch with Stephon Marbury.
You see, he’s had like all these surgeries on his ankle (or maybe just one surgery), is out for […]

Pau and Kobe are working great together, the Shaq trade is official, we forgot to change our credit card info on the server account after that gambling hi-jack incident, and then neglected to change it for like a week as we received emails saying, “We’re gonna shut you down, kid. We’ll do it.”
Sorry about that.
There […]

Everyone hates this deal, but we think we’ve got it figured out, and it’s all about two words: ANGRY SHAQ.
If the Suns figure it’s now or never time, ie they need to win it this year, then Angry Shaq might be the best way to do it, plus they don’t really need him on the […]

There’s pretty much nothing you could say to us that would convince us Roger Clemens didn’t take steroids.
He’s generally regarded as both a supreme competitor and a morally bankrupt type, which is about all it would take to get you to take roids and then lie about it.
Add in his trainer’s claims, Roger’s bizarre and […]

We will forevermore be of the opinion that Bill Belichick ran off the field early so that he had have to show us (yes, us…personally) his stupid face.
(Apparently Tom Brady left the field early, as well. Nice.)
Never in our life could we imagine openly cheering and jumping around for a New York team and/or […]