Larry Hughes is a star
Published by The Cavalier February 12th, 2008 in NBA
Larry Hughes didn’t make the All-Star team, and nobody has ever argued that he would.
But after scoring 40 points last night in an improbable win over the Orlando Magic, one must assume that Larry Hughes finally took our advice and started working out. Getting sturdy. Being a strong person who doesn’t get injured.
In celebration of that, we’re going to type as many NBA players names as we can think of right off the top of our heads without stopping. As soon as we hit more than a 5-second lag, we’re done. This should be interesting - we don’t know why.
Oops we accidentally pushed the publish button, when we meant to type that we were gonna go blow our nose before beginning this exercise.
Come back in 20 minutes and we should be done.
Okay, here we go; excuse typos - they’re part of the exercise:
Larry Hughes Dwight howard LeBron James Donyell Marchall Chauncey Billups Ben Wallace Steve Nash Shaq Kobe Bryant Carmelo Anthony Rasheed Wallace Antoine Walker Udonis Haslem Shareef Abdur-Raheem Shawn Marion Eric Snow Stephon AMrbury Kevin Garnett Tim Duncan Dirk NOwitzki Eddy Curry Zach Randolph Tracy McGrady Vince CArter Jason Kidd Adrian Pasdar Brandon Roy Greg ODen Stephen Jackson BAron Davis Lamar Odom Elton Brand Corey Magette Derek Fisher Luke Walton Z Ilgauskas Anderson Varejao Shasa Pavlovic Jameer Nelson Josh Smith Dwyane Wade
That’s it - Wade for some reason froze our brain. Obviously we know plenty more, but Dwyane Wade absolutely made us stop for about eight seconds, thus ending the exercise.
What have we learned? Well, even in a cruel world where up is down and left is sometimes right, SKREE! SKREE! SKREE!
11 Responses to “Larry Hughes is a star”
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Actually, he did take that advice, when he was injured for a stretch earlier in the season, the Cavs doctors put him on a lifting regimen. It has paid dividends, and not just last night.
P.S. The Magic’s TV crew sucks
I don’t know if this makes me gay or not but:
I noticed you PS’d around Stephen Jackson’s junk… how immature of you
No I didn’t.
Stephen Jackson is a young Greg Oden.
Adrian Pasdar? WTF? Isn’t he married to one of the Dixie Chicks? Ain’t no NBA player married to no dixie chicks
At the rate that rabbits kill my lawn here in Cali, I find that logo particularly inspired.
No Gilbert? No Dino Bosh? No Chubby like a Baby?
It’s stream of consciousness - I was surprised at some of the names that came out, as well. Chauncey Billups so early definitely gave me pause - I think there was a 3-second break after that.
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