Roger Clemens is talking to Congress
Published by The Cavalier February 5th, 2008 in NBA, Politics, Baseball, Living Rooms
There’s pretty much nothing you could say to us that would convince us Roger Clemens didn’t take steroids.
He’s generally regarded as both a supreme competitor and a morally bankrupt type, which is about all it would take to get you to take roids and then lie about it.
Add in his trainer’s claims, Roger’s bizarre and over-zealous self-defense, and the smug looks on him and his lawyer above, and we’re ready to convict him.
This doesn’t mean he won’t lie today - in fact, we’re fully convinced that he’s fully convinced himself that he didn’t actually take anything.
Regardless, it’s Super Tuesday, which means we need to do what any good citizen does - refuse to vote. Until the USA decides to stop letting people have election sites in their living rooms and let’s us vote from our computer, we’re not doing anything.
It’s 2008, and we don’t vote in living rooms.
Besides, we’ve never voted before, and we’re not starting now - the prospect of walking in there all confused an not knowing what to do is too intimidating. At 18, it would’ve been one thing to be all like, “Hey, I’ve never done this before - I am confused and naive.”
Now we’d just look like some jerk who’s never voted before, because we don’t want to come into your living room and poke a needle through a punch card.
There’s all that, plus we don’t know the difference between a Nit Rooney and a Franklin Harkleberry.
What are those two are doing, anyway - either the black guy or the chick are gonna be the next president. We imagine they’re just getting as famous as they can so they can write a book or something.
Back to Roger Clemens - he’s fat, and have we got some HOT BASKETBALL NEWS for you!
8 Responses to “Roger Clemens is talking to Congress”
- 1 Trackback on Apr 5th, 2008 at 9:39 am
you are a dirty, dirty man Cav. I should have said nothing about ‘Hot Basketball News!’ and just enjoyed it myself.
I voted once, and when I left the voting “booth” I didn’t feel refreshed OR accomplished. I still felt sad and depressed… sad… and depressed. *sigh*
Man, I could watch Boston lose all day long.
Marion for Shaq??? Straight up???
Are the Suns insane???
I miss the old Yaysports. Back in the day, the Cav would never miss a Lebron quote like this.
“The Celtics and Pistons, they both can get fly with the mouth. It’s in a competitive way, but sometimes it can get annoying. That’s not what I do, that is not what our team is about. You go out there and win ballgames and you can do what you want to.”
Fly with the mouth?
I think he really said ‘let fly with the mouth’.
As in they let it fly.
way to paraphrase… here we go:
“Since coming into the NBA, James has engaged in some heated trash talk with the Celtics, whom he says are among the league’s chattiest squads. “They’re up there,” he said. “Them and the Pistons. They talk but they back it up. Sometimes it can get annoying, but they can back it up.” So who’s the quietest team? “Utah,” he said. “They don’t say nothing, they just kick your butt.”
They talk but they back it up. Sometimes it can get annoying, but they can back it up.