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Tom Brady is not dreamy

by The Cavalier on February 4, 2008 · 20 comments

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We will forevermore be of the opinion that Bill Belichick ran off the field early so that he had have to show us (yes, us…personally) his stupid face.

(Apparently Tom Brady left the field early, as well. Nice.)

Never in our life could we imagine openly cheering and jumping around for a New York team and/or a Manning, but that was just too awesome lasterday – good for the Giants.

We’re not sure which t-shirt will be more overproduced on cafepress – the “18-1″ or the “I’m F—–g Matt Damon”.

Personally, we’d like to see a really nice one that mimics those ones the NBA does. We don’t know the Pats that well, but we figure it’s something like

Tom &
Bill &
Randy &
Simmons &
Chowder

on the front, with a big “18-1″ on the back. (If anyone wants to hi-jack that, you’re welcome to it.)

Not much else to report this weekend – we caught the end of the Cavaliers game on Saturday when we realized they were playing the Clippers and it was on here.

Is LeBron really going to the bucket like this all season? Like literally whenever he wants?

Pau Gasol didn’t suit up for the Lakers lasterday because he was tired, ie HE DOESN’T HAVE HIS ELECTRIC.

Also – we meant to mention this a few weeks ago – RAMBO is possibly the most hilarious and awesome movie ever. If you’re between the ages of 25-35 and also a man, you’ll love it.

Oh, one more, just to keep the randomness flowing. How bad is Kwame creeping out everyone in Memphis? They’re not used to his kind of creepy, cake-smashing, virgin demeanor in those parts, y’know?

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{ 18 comments }

1 Boney February 4, 2008 at 11:18 am

couldn’t even squeeze in a “WSM?” on that IBM sign near the top… you’re losing your touch. perhaps it is you that needs the ELECTRIC

2 The Cavalier February 4, 2008 at 11:49 am

No way – this is my favorite Bosh PS ever, with the one where the t-rex is chasing him on the bus yelling “Daddy?” a close second.

btw just because I know he’s dying to tell everyone – Friday I heard some snippet on the radio about the Pau trade, but only caught the tail – I couldn’t tell if it was a rumor or fact. So yes, I texted Boney because I knew he would know.

3 roger February 4, 2008 at 11:58 am

My favorite DinoBosh was the one where he trying not to convert into Dino form. Gold.

Yah, LeBron has been getting to the hole pretty much at will. He’s also smarter about when to do it (momentum wise). He was a little gimpy too.

Is Boney like Google news? I would text him for Super Tuesday updates if I had a cell phone. For sure.

4 The Cavalier February 4, 2008 at 12:06 pm

Have to admit I really like this one as well.

5 Fios February 4, 2008 at 12:16 pm

For the record, and especially in the fourth quarter of close games, LeBron has, in fact, realized that he’s pretty much unstoppable going to the paint/posting up smaller/weaker defenders (i.e. most everyone). In fact, my only real issue with his play this season is that he’s still too much in love with his 3-point shot but, thus far, it hasn’t been detrimental.

6 Boney February 4, 2008 at 12:33 pm

I’m dying to tell everyone?!?! ok who am I kidding, I was kinda! It almost made me feel like I was back “in” and then I realized that Jack Cobra still thinks I’m a douche and when Jordi sees me he visualizes Archie Bunker…

7 Boney February 4, 2008 at 12:36 pm

by the way… RAMBO is quite possibly the best overly violent movie to come out since the early 90s. If you have a pair of testicles, and you’re between 25 and 40 then you should be required to go and see the movie.

8 The Cavalier February 4, 2008 at 12:46 pm

The best is when he’s looking over the carnage and holding his shoulder – like that’s the worst that happened to him – his shoulder hurts!

9 roger February 4, 2008 at 12:53 pm

Is the new Rambo as ridiculous/hilarious/awesome as the depiction of Rambo in the unappreciated classic UHF? (Also required viewing for the betesticled.)

10 The Cavalier February 4, 2008 at 1:10 pm

Yes, that’s actually what I compared it to as we left the theater -

11 Sam February 4, 2008 at 2:13 pm

Are you aware of this site?
http://kcincident.blogspot.com/

12 Jordi February 4, 2008 at 4:05 pm

Sam beat me to it.

Guess I gotta see Rambo. Why haven’t I seen it yet? Oh yeah, I’ve been watching reruns of All in the Family and thinking “Man, that Boney guy sure is funny.”

13 Boney February 4, 2008 at 4:17 pm

you gotta admit, for it’s size that picture of the MEM mascot spraying confetti in the air with Kwame’s head on it, and the 2 boxes of “funfetti” next to him sure is pretty funny.

I laughed a little on the inside, but just a little…

roger, YES! I am the person you should contact for your up to minute updates about Super Tuesday! Text away!

Cav, “That’s actually what I compared it to as we left the theater -”… does Cavvy have a girlfriend?!?!?! go you!

14 Tony P. February 4, 2008 at 4:55 pm

Just woke up like 20 mins ago after celebrating the win and calling in sick today AND tomorrow (parade). I’ll tell you Bellicheat is a real grilleto, and the G men winning made my year. I’ll be in whiteManhattan if you ‘bags feel like joining ole Tony.

15 fadango February 4, 2008 at 7:54 pm

I do feel sorry for the Memphis people, but being a Lakers fan I feel more happy for me that Kwame is gone

16 Jack Cobra February 4, 2008 at 10:37 pm

um…..check out ‘Hot Basketball News!’…

17 Jack Cobra February 5, 2008 at 9:57 am

and it’s been changed

18 The Cavalier February 5, 2008 at 10:22 am

HA!

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