wow. all non-cavalier posts since “the disappearance” are gone. all of jack cobra’s hardwork, gone. jordi, jscrubb, nothing. its like they never existed.
Cal Stadium is my fourth favorite Cal of all time, behind Cal Penn (the Indian dude from Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, and Superman Returns), Calvin from the block (he works at McDonald’s, yo), and Fornia.
if i was “the other site/blog”, i’d announce that i’m filming my own basketball related movie (called, say, “someone choked the bull(s) !”) just to see if the caviar gives this movie up like he did with speach bubbles.
i’d have the movie featuring pippen (he’s so broke i figure he’d do anything for some - not too much - cash; and he’s also better than walton), a dinosaur yelling “skreeee” all the time for no particular reason (instead of a snake), a blue cube and have an exclamation point as the logo.
i would also announce blog sepuku while developing kind of a riddle-man wannabe personality
The movie is going to suck. That’s why he’s been sitting on it for so long. He built it up for, what is it now, 2 years? Star Wars didn’t even take that long. Hopefully after it bombs he’ll still have it in him to return to blogging.
I mean, not to be a dick, but the whole who shot mamba thing jumped the shark like a year ago. It would have been funny if these dudes didn’t take it so seriously. I know they have to make a living and all and blogging certainly isn’t the way to do that, but still. Shut it down or continue with it. If I have to see another Jack Cobra posting I may just delete this from my favorites. The dude is just not funny.
C’mon guys, Jack Cobra and Jordi did the best they could with what they were given. I think it’s BS that all their hard work has been deleted, like it never even happened.
Oh well, maybe one day the movie will come out and it’ll make us all eat crow?
If the movie does NOT come out though, look for me and all the other cast off substitutes to make our own spinoff movie….
A movie that is comprised of inside jokes from a blog probably won’t have a very large audience when the filmmaker/blogger has done everything he possibly could to shake said audience. Plus of all of the Cav’s running jokes, ‘mamba’ has been the least funny. Besides Ranger Corps, that is. A few celebrity cameos in a marginally funny movie is a sad way to end what used to be a really good blog.
Getting rid of those Nazi hacks and their “well thought out work” was the best decision you’ve ever made. Probably the best decision made since that one guy decided to kill off his obnoxious alias after it didn’t get over.
i respect the cavalier for trying to do something different and taking a risk. theres no way the movie at this point could have been worth ditching a successful blog. but thats life. no guts no glory
Yeah! I mean, the Cav only provided us with free entertainment for several years and then had the nerve to do something that he found more satisfying.
I don’t get it. You guys think he owes you something?
Yeah! I mean, the Cav only provided us with free entertainment for several years and then had the nerve to do something that he found more satisfying.
I don’t get it. You guys think he owes you?
@Choco-Leibniz: well many people (including myself) donated money for the movie and (presumably) the blog. To have this place completely fall apart is something none of us expected. Cav doesn’t owe us anything, but it sucks that this is how it all went down.
And, yeah, deleting all the posts of the people who spent dozens of hours trying to keep your blog alive is a total dick move. I imagine there’s some back story that we’re missing but for now I just have to say that it’s not cool.
maybe he’s trying to see how many comments he can get for a post without a word in it … 45 (including this one) might be some kind of records considering some previous posts with actual words and funny photoshops barely got 10-15 comments ….
I agree that Jack Cobra et al. didn’t bring us the content that we came to expect from Brian, but that’s irrelevant. It was a completely pathetic and dick move to delete everything they posted. I can’t even begin to fathom what kind of assh… It just wasn’t cool.
I know its the internet so we should all just call people dickhead and move on but maube someone should ask them what happened cause I always thought the Cav was pretty straight up about shit.
As I said, I wasn’t trying to be a dick. Just a realist. I didn’t recognize that they deleted a ton of the previous posts. Of course I give credit to the people who helped keep this blog alive. But there comes a point where you shit or get off the pot. People donated money for their movie. I did. I’m sure many of the posters in this thread did as well. They don’t owe us anything, but I would like to think that this movie would have come out already while it was relevant. Who shot Mamba was relevant like 2 years ago.
I am his sister. I read the site and told him im sick of everyone trashing him so i asked him if he was going to say something to defend himself and he said no but I asked him what about all this stuff and he pretty much told me the follwoing stuff and said I can post it if I want. (sorry I cant type but I make t-shirts not blogs.) He said anyone who donated money will get it back and it hasnt happened yet because he needs to make sure its done right and then he said a bunch of crap about a lawyer that I don’t care about. He said that what people donated to was another version that will never be seen anyway but he needs to do it right or people will try to take part of the movie from him later because some people are gay like that. He said he doesnt post anymore because the sports blogs are thiefs and hes not making up there jokes for them anymore. He says he feels bad because of you but he cant do it anymore. He said that the movie took so long because he refused to do it if it wasn’t as good as possible and its not like they had the 100 people they needed to make it on the crew but he also said it will speak for itself so he’s not going to defend something nobody has seen yet and people can judge for themself. He said for the other guys who posted here that you should ask them why there posts arent here and that its a lawyer thing with the movie because the movie is based on the blog. He said he was a dumbass with a lot of this stuff but he didn’t know the movie would become what it did when he started. He said he loves the internet because people assume all kinds of crap and its funny. I told him I know and that you are assholes and he said he doesn’t think so but he wishes people would understand he didn’t make a “fucking youtube video with alf and a basketball in my living room” - those are his exact words and thats why i put them in quotes. I wrote that one down because it was funny when he said it and he laughed when he said it. He also said if epople want to know that he liked the cavs game but he’s not sure what else they can do and the wizards must hate lebron.
The Cavaliers Sister
PS I have seen the movie (AND IM IN IT HAHA) and its really good. you people should get a clue because making a movie is not easy dumbasses. I hope you throw up on yourself when you see it.
Man oh man oh man….you guys sure are upset. Sorry that I missed all of this…been kind of busy lately. Ok, answer time since I had the most tenure out of ‘the subs’…
- Why were the posts taken down?
Because I was told they needed to be taken down for the movie. It’s always been about the movie so I roll with it and don’t ask questions. If The Cav had told me that I could only write about midget panda bears….I would have written about midget panda bears. It’s not like the posts were headed for the Smithsonian or anything like that. They were words, put in paragraph form on a computer. Get over it.
- Was it a ‘dick’ move?
No, it’s his website and his movie and he can do what he wants with it. I don’t see what the big deal is. I was given the opportunity to get all of my old posts if I wanted them….I did not want them. I’m not very nostalgic and I don’t even know what I’d do with them.
- Why did I stop posting?
I was trying to cram 30 hour days into 24 hours and it wasn’t working. Something had to give. Life happens and people get busy.
- When is the movie coming out?
When it comes out it will be out and it will be good. Some people have more trust than others and I understand that but it’s coming.
- What are you guys supposed to do now?
I don’t know what you were doing before so that’s hard for me to answer.
Sorry that my posting didn’t turn out as well as you guys would have preferred. The effort was always there but I’m not The Cav. Not much else I can say. Good luck.
Hush, Jack Cobra, you’re getting in the way of a huge fantasy of mine…to hit on the Cavalier’s sister on the Cavalier’s blog without the Cavalier interfering!
So, um, Cavalier sister…you want to make a T-shirt for THIS blogger body? (flexes) I’ll let you put it on me yourself! (rips off shirt to reveal hairy mounds of blogger fat) Come on, you know you want my blogger body! (does little dance) Ah, that felt good.
Ah, another fantasy come true, how gratifying. For my next Yaysports-related fantasy, I must lure the Cavalier onto a basketball court so I can block his shot into Lake Erie…
for what its worth, i thought jack cobra, and the other posters were very good. i enjoyed having them write for the site. hope the movie comes out eventually and its good.
The Cav better not read this … and if he does, he better take it as a joke …
:P
dear cav’s sister, i noticed you have rather poor grammar skills for the sister of such a prominent blogger:
“there jokes”, “there posts” instead of “their jokes”, “their posts”
“judge for themself” instead of “judge for themselves”
but don’t be sad because of it. i can teach you all about grammar …. while making sweet hot love to you.
* disclaimer: does not apply if you’re a dog. does not apply if you’re a bitch (if you’re a hot bitch, we can still do the dirty deed, but we can leave out the grammar). does not apply if you’re a fan of Marbury, Isiah Thomas, Bruce Bowen, Devin Harris, Larry Hughes or Ben Wallace, not matter how hot you are (who am I kidding ?).
PS: We can make a movie too, if you want.
PPS: If your mom is a MILF, you can bring her along.
PPPS: Can I call you “Cav’s sister” like in that movie … “American Pie” ?
caseta: Darn it! Everyone knows the way to a lady’s heart is through sweet, hot grammar lessons. Fine, I gracefully withdraw from the field and allow you to woo her.
jack cobra: Get out of my head! How do you know?! I mean, I have no idea what you’re talking about.
The Cavalier is a brilliant mind and it’s a shame people pirate his ideas (it’s been going on for quite some time now). I just wish the movie came out a while ago, but I won’t pretend to know shit about movie production or how long it would take to film a movie. And I’m apologize to Cobra. It’s not that you were that bad, it’s just that you weren’t very good. And it gets magnified to go from The Cavalier/Tim to what you posted. Tim hooked me up with a Game 5 DVD of LeBron’s 48 special last year, so I can’t complain too much. It just sucks. This site was brilliant for such a long time. I hated seeing it morph into a shell of its former self
CavSis - tell your bro he can keep my 10 bucks, because it was a donation. I mean, he agreed to give me 10% of the rest of his lifetime’s gross income.
Guzzler,
The Cav’s name is Brian. My name is Tim and I’m the one who dubbed game 5 for all 10 guys who asked. I didn’t make one for the reader in Poland for NTSC/PAL format conflicts and I figured it was an even bigger copyright no-no.
It’s clear from the trailer that this movie is bigger than the Orange Roundie youtube-esque shorts. Now Cav may be stuck between something that’s bigger than he imagined and something that’s irrelevant because of The Blog Suicide.
He can’t blame the blog suicide on anyone but himself. Those guys were supposed to be brought in for maybe a month and it ended up being almost a year. You have to keep your audience there even if he has to take two hours out of a busy work schedule to get it done. The audience is what drives the movie and the audience was initially coming from here.
kobe will probably retire before the movies comes out, so no one will know what the hell does a mamba have to do with basketball, and bill walton will die of old age as the oldest man “in the history of civilization”. but at least this post will have 9654283738278 comments by then, entering the guinness book of records.
actually, i have one day MORE compared to a normal year. you know, the 29th of February ?
who am i kidding, of course you don’t know …. [shakes head in disgust]
is that a piece of evidence ?
is that like a crime scene or something ?
did someone shoot the cavalier too ?
perhaps for being on his way to revealing who shot mamba ?
if that’s the case, it’s gotta be melo. he hates snitches.
WTF is up with this site? First The Cavalier erases Smack Tobra’s posts, then Jordi’s are gone! What’s next? I’m no longer welcome to sleep with my high school basketball coach’s picture under my pillow???
Christ almighty!
All I know is, when/if this movie ever hits the street, I best get some sick props in it. Like a character named Boney or at least some kind of random background dap…
Oh hells yeah! When this film comes out I am going to watch the hell out of it. I am gonna watch it and then I will watch it and the hell will come out of it.
I would rather see this film than “Iron Man”
I would rather see this film than “BatMan”
I would rather see this film than “SNAKE MAN”
Wait. Is the movie “Snake man, and the forgetful assassin?
Because if it is I will watch the hell out of it.
What’s with the hateration, homies? If you are really that tired of the vague clues, innuendo and dramatic stylings then you can really show the Cav who’s boss by simply stopping your visits to his completely free site that features completely free content. As for this completely anonymous blog consumer, I’ll continue to pop in occasionally with the hope that the Snake Extravaganza has commenced… but until that blessed day comes, I’ll do my best to continue on with my regularly scheduled life.
I’m a loyalist. When he feels like dropping it, he will. Until then I’ll just watch the Celtics make these playoffs more dramatic then they need to be. Christ, 7 games to beat the Hawks? Really???
While we all appreciate your honesty and kind words on the matter, we all feel kind of ripped off to be nice about it.
You know, we make this site what it is. If that means I want to pull my shirt off and glue gumdrops to my nipples while I complain about WSM? not being released, then so be it. Sure, it’s a “free” site to you. To me it’s a way of life! And until you realize that you aren’t better than me because I actually want to see a movie that someone somewhere told me would be made, then you can take your red feathers and your baseball bat somewhere else!!!!!111!
The only possible explanation is that the Cavalier is dead, and that Lebron James’ poor shooting is because he is mourning the death of his biggest critic, err, fan. I tearfully await the funeral announcement.
So the Cav is gone aye? Shit. Its because of him I bought Crest Pro-Health Night toothpaste. Never have my teeth been so healthy. Never have my molars been so white and clean-even in the morning! I hope he will make a new website called YAYBICUSPIDS.
if he wants to keep it to his little cadre and hide away from us, the unwashed masses, thats his prerogative. he doesn’t owe us anything. but if he’s going to sit there and belittle those who keep coming here, hoping for something because they enjoyed his work…well, he can go fuck himself.
i wonder if this comment with receive a pithy little response on some hidden away blogspot account.
Yeah, i know. Sad thing is, feels kind of mean - bully type mean - and irrational.
Makes sense though:
- work hard
- gain a few hundreds/thousands/tens of thousands loyal readers
- take a one month / two month / year-long leave to film a clip / cartoon / movie / whatever about a dead snake
- feel bad and pissed off that, two years later, after missing 5? 10? 15? 20? self-set deadlines, no one believes that there is a movie coming out and everyone, in a showing of appreciation towards your skills, wants you to come back and write some more.
- do come back, try to resurrect the blog, to no avail, due to laziness /lack of time / work on the movie/ having lost ‘it’.
- go / run away to a place where you can be alone with your 11 ‘chosen ones’.
- make fun of the idiots that still come here.
Our Mom would so not give a fucking crap about someone acting as idiotic as the Cavalier…. and for once, we decided we’ll listen to our Mom.
I find it funny how you assclowns run around here for months with your thumbs in your mouth waiting to suckle on the teet of one “The Cavalier”, and now that he has weened you trolls off of the teet you regret ever being interested in suckling on it in the first place.
The movie is for real, and that’s all that I personally can say about it. It’s real just like the blood is real when you skin your little knee when you fall off your bicycle with the training wheels!
Suckle on that teet little ones… suckle suckle suckle…
Mall security? After reading it seriously for the first time, I can see where that conclusion is drawn.
After realizing how I typed it though in the first place, it was meant to come off sounding like that… and not actually like a serious comment… BRING ON THE REVOLUTION!!!!!
I’m not sure if this is going to format properly, but it’s supposed to be a middle finger, (not an erect penis)-for the Cav. If you didn’t have readers, you couldn’t have sold ads (remember nose jobs, anyone?) but yeah, you sure don’t owe us anything…nor to the people who gave you money.
Is this another one of those question thingy’s without any answers?
I love that book. I’d totally be a bacon farmer in The Cavalier’s hidden utopia.
It is any coincedence that the Cavs finally show up for a game last night (albeit 1.5 quarters) and the Cavalier finally shows up the day after?
Its probably not too late to get nba league pass for the last 4 games you know…
SO IT BEGINS
“I worked 2 years on a movie and all I got was this lousy question-mark T-shirt” ?
No one cares anymore
Who loves ya baby?
Sincerely,
Greg
is it too late to work ‘mamba jumps over aston martins’ into the plot??
I prefer exclamation points.
so who did shoot mamba? no one ever told me
wtf with the banner
interesting.
Who, indeed?
LeBron James
*yawn*
I’m going to say……… “The Peloponnesian War”… final answer!
wow. all non-cavalier posts since “the disappearance” are gone. all of jack cobra’s hardwork, gone. jordi, jscrubb, nothing. its like they never existed.
It’s as if… THEY NEVER EXISTED!!!! :::dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn::::
Sure, I’ll play along. Let’s check. Annnnnd, Don Cheadle. See you in a few weeks.
We need like a running count down clock or something…the has the sound effect of SKREEEE! on every hour mark.
hey, has anyone noticed some of the posts below this one are changing?
joe c.,
No.
Regards,
well, just look at my name
i believe*.
not sure in what.
but i believe.
(* x-files reference, not gsw)
well whatever. i heard the guy that runs this site is making a movie and thats why there havent been many posts.
This kind of reminds me of my website.
Except Raja’s site is actually funny.
is “who shot mamba” going to be in theatres? i would buy a ticket to see it, and tell my friends too!
Cal Stadium is my fourth favorite Cal of all time, behind Cal Penn (the Indian dude from Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, and Superman Returns), Calvin from the block (he works at McDonald’s, yo), and Fornia.
Bring back Jordi & Jack Cobra!
YES. (to the posts being removed)
Where is The Cavalier? Where is Jordi? Where is Smack Slobra? No more Jews? WTF? I need my fix!!!11!!!!1!!!1!!!!!!!
if i was “the other site/blog”, i’d announce that i’m filming my own basketball related movie (called, say, “someone choked the bull(s) !”) just to see if the caviar gives this movie up like he did with speach bubbles.
i’d have the movie featuring pippen (he’s so broke i figure he’d do anything for some - not too much - cash; and he’s also better than walton), a dinosaur yelling “skreeee” all the time for no particular reason (instead of a snake), a blue cube and have an exclamation point as the logo.
i would also announce blog sepuku while developing kind of a riddle-man wannabe personality
The movie is going to suck. That’s why he’s been sitting on it for so long. He built it up for, what is it now, 2 years? Star Wars didn’t even take that long. Hopefully after it bombs he’ll still have it in him to return to blogging.
I mean, not to be a dick, but the whole who shot mamba thing jumped the shark like a year ago. It would have been funny if these dudes didn’t take it so seriously. I know they have to make a living and all and blogging certainly isn’t the way to do that, but still. Shut it down or continue with it. If I have to see another Jack Cobra posting I may just delete this from my favorites. The dude is just not funny.
C’mon guys, Jack Cobra and Jordi did the best they could with what they were given. I think it’s BS that all their hard work has been deleted, like it never even happened.
Oh well, maybe one day the movie will come out and it’ll make us all eat crow?
If the movie does NOT come out though, look for me and all the other cast off substitutes to make our own spinoff movie….
Get on with it already.
A movie that is comprised of inside jokes from a blog probably won’t have a very large audience when the filmmaker/blogger has done everything he possibly could to shake said audience. Plus of all of the Cav’s running jokes, ‘mamba’ has been the least funny. Besides Ranger Corps, that is. A few celebrity cameos in a marginally funny movie is a sad way to end what used to be a really good blog.
P.S. Bring back JenWatch!
well, you guys have done it. you’ve driven me to drink before noon.
Lol Jen Watch….
Getting rid of those Nazi hacks and their “well thought out work” was the best decision you’ve ever made. Probably the best decision made since that one guy decided to kill off his obnoxious alias after it didn’t get over.
i respect the cavalier for trying to do something different and taking a risk. theres no way the movie at this point could have been worth ditching a successful blog. but thats life. no guts no glory
Guzzler,
Jumped the shark? Pick something more recent!
Regards,
The phrase “grasping at straws”
Yeah! I mean, the Cav only provided us with free entertainment for several years and then had the nerve to do something that he found more satisfying.
I don’t get it. You guys think he owes you something?
Yeah! I mean, the Cav only provided us with free entertainment for several years and then had the nerve to do something that he found more satisfying.
I don’t get it. You guys think he owes you?
@Choco-Leibniz: well many people (including myself) donated money for the movie and (presumably) the blog. To have this place completely fall apart is something none of us expected. Cav doesn’t owe us anything, but it sucks that this is how it all went down.
And, yeah, deleting all the posts of the people who spent dozens of hours trying to keep your blog alive is a total dick move. I imagine there’s some back story that we’re missing but for now I just have to say that it’s not cool.
maybe he’s trying to see how many comments he can get for a post without a word in it … 45 (including this one) might be some kind of records considering some previous posts with actual words and funny photoshops barely got 10-15 comments ….
a post without words has 45 comments, a post from Jack Cobra comes with 2 comments (and they are links)…
perhaps he’s trying to bring back the traffic?
wizards rule!
I agree that Jack Cobra et al. didn’t bring us the content that we came to expect from Brian, but that’s irrelevant. It was a completely pathetic and dick move to delete everything they posted. I can’t even begin to fathom what kind of assh… It just wasn’t cool.
If only they would delete Jack Cobra’s posts off of cobrabrigade.com… Maybe this site’s author can hook that up
I know its the internet so we should all just call people dickhead and move on but maube someone should ask them what happened cause I always thought the Cav was pretty straight up about shit.
From what I have heard, you all will be totally fine with this soon.
So get over it, I don’t think The Cav would be stupid enough to put his blog on hold for like a freaking year if he wasn’t coming with something big…
This may expand beyond WSM. Who knows what the Cav has in store for us?
The Cal banner? What does it mean? Where is the Cav? Is he alive? Is the Cav lol’ing at us right now?
Did Gilbert actually try in the 2nd half of game 1 vs the Cavs?
c’mon, what did you guys expect from a writer/actor with no IMDB credits?
Bring the movie on, let’s have a good laugh!
You have way too much faith in a person you’ve never met.
Do not sully my good name, my son.
As I said, I wasn’t trying to be a dick. Just a realist. I didn’t recognize that they deleted a ton of the previous posts. Of course I give credit to the people who helped keep this blog alive. But there comes a point where you shit or get off the pot. People donated money for their movie. I did. I’m sure many of the posters in this thread did as well. They don’t owe us anything, but I would like to think that this movie would have come out already while it was relevant. Who shot Mamba was relevant like 2 years ago.
Hi,
I am his sister. I read the site and told him im sick of everyone trashing him so i asked him if he was going to say something to defend himself and he said no but I asked him what about all this stuff and he pretty much told me the follwoing stuff and said I can post it if I want. (sorry I cant type but I make t-shirts not blogs.) He said anyone who donated money will get it back and it hasnt happened yet because he needs to make sure its done right and then he said a bunch of crap about a lawyer that I don’t care about. He said that what people donated to was another version that will never be seen anyway but he needs to do it right or people will try to take part of the movie from him later because some people are gay like that. He said he doesnt post anymore because the sports blogs are thiefs and hes not making up there jokes for them anymore. He says he feels bad because of you but he cant do it anymore. He said that the movie took so long because he refused to do it if it wasn’t as good as possible and its not like they had the 100 people they needed to make it on the crew but he also said it will speak for itself so he’s not going to defend something nobody has seen yet and people can judge for themself. He said for the other guys who posted here that you should ask them why there posts arent here and that its a lawyer thing with the movie because the movie is based on the blog. He said he was a dumbass with a lot of this stuff but he didn’t know the movie would become what it did when he started. He said he loves the internet because people assume all kinds of crap and its funny. I told him I know and that you are assholes and he said he doesn’t think so but he wishes people would understand he didn’t make a “fucking youtube video with alf and a basketball in my living room” - those are his exact words and thats why i put them in quotes. I wrote that one down because it was funny when he said it and he laughed when he said it. He also said if epople want to know that he liked the cavs game but he’s not sure what else they can do and the wizards must hate lebron.
The Cavaliers Sister
PS I have seen the movie (AND IM IN IT HAHA) and its really good. you people should get a clue because making a movie is not easy dumbasses. I hope you throw up on yourself when you see it.
PPS my mom thinks you guys are jerks too!
Just kidding everyone! The Cav sucks!
Oh and your comment gets a cool gray background if you type yaysports@gmail.com into the e-mail line.
Man oh man oh man….you guys sure are upset. Sorry that I missed all of this…been kind of busy lately. Ok, answer time since I had the most tenure out of ‘the subs’…
- Why were the posts taken down?
Because I was told they needed to be taken down for the movie. It’s always been about the movie so I roll with it and don’t ask questions. If The Cav had told me that I could only write about midget panda bears….I would have written about midget panda bears. It’s not like the posts were headed for the Smithsonian or anything like that. They were words, put in paragraph form on a computer. Get over it.
- Was it a ‘dick’ move?
No, it’s his website and his movie and he can do what he wants with it. I don’t see what the big deal is. I was given the opportunity to get all of my old posts if I wanted them….I did not want them. I’m not very nostalgic and I don’t even know what I’d do with them.
- Why did I stop posting?
I was trying to cram 30 hour days into 24 hours and it wasn’t working. Something had to give. Life happens and people get busy.
- When is the movie coming out?
When it comes out it will be out and it will be good. Some people have more trust than others and I understand that but it’s coming.
- What are you guys supposed to do now?
I don’t know what you were doing before so that’s hard for me to answer.
Sorry that my posting didn’t turn out as well as you guys would have preferred. The effort was always there but I’m not The Cav. Not much else I can say. Good luck.
Hush, Jack Cobra, you’re getting in the way of a huge fantasy of mine…to hit on the Cavalier’s sister on the Cavalier’s blog without the Cavalier interfering!
So, um, Cavalier sister…you want to make a T-shirt for THIS blogger body? (flexes) I’ll let you put it on me yourself! (rips off shirt to reveal hairy mounds of blogger fat) Come on, you know you want my blogger body! (does little dance) Ah, that felt good.
Ah, another fantasy come true, how gratifying. For my next Yaysports-related fantasy, I must lure the Cavalier onto a basketball court so I can block his shot into Lake Erie…
for what its worth, i thought jack cobra, and the other posters were very good. i enjoyed having them write for the site. hope the movie comes out eventually and its good.
Its just going to end the same way all your internet fantasies end Mcbias….with you and your qwerty keys all by yourself.
The Cav better not read this … and if he does, he better take it as a joke …
:P
dear cav’s sister, i noticed you have rather poor grammar skills for the sister of such a prominent blogger:
“there jokes”, “there posts” instead of “their jokes”, “their posts”
“judge for themself” instead of “judge for themselves”
but don’t be sad because of it. i can teach you all about grammar …. while making sweet hot love to you.
* disclaimer: does not apply if you’re a dog. does not apply if you’re a bitch (if you’re a hot bitch, we can still do the dirty deed, but we can leave out the grammar). does not apply if you’re a fan of Marbury, Isiah Thomas, Bruce Bowen, Devin Harris, Larry Hughes or Ben Wallace, not matter how hot you are (who am I kidding ?).
PS: We can make a movie too, if you want.
PPS: If your mom is a MILF, you can bring her along.
PPPS: Can I call you “Cav’s sister” like in that movie … “American Pie” ?
caseta: Darn it! Everyone knows the way to a lady’s heart is through sweet, hot grammar lessons. Fine, I gracefully withdraw from the field and allow you to woo her.
jack cobra: Get out of my head! How do you know?! I mean, I have no idea what you’re talking about.
The Cavalier is a brilliant mind and it’s a shame people pirate his ideas (it’s been going on for quite some time now). I just wish the movie came out a while ago, but I won’t pretend to know shit about movie production or how long it would take to film a movie. And I’m apologize to Cobra. It’s not that you were that bad, it’s just that you weren’t very good. And it gets magnified to go from The Cavalier/Tim to what you posted. Tim hooked me up with a Game 5 DVD of LeBron’s 48 special last year, so I can’t complain too much. It just sucks. This site was brilliant for such a long time. I hated seeing it morph into a shell of its former self
CavSis - tell your bro he can keep my 10 bucks, because it was a donation. I mean, he agreed to give me 10% of the rest of his lifetime’s gross income.
WHOEVER HOLDS THE CONCH GETS TO SPEAK!!!!1!
Who all seen me say YEAAAAAH!
Guzzler,
The Cav’s name is Brian. My name is Tim and I’m the one who dubbed game 5 for all 10 guys who asked. I didn’t make one for the reader in Poland for NTSC/PAL format conflicts and I figured it was an even bigger copyright no-no.
It’s clear from the trailer that this movie is bigger than the Orange Roundie youtube-esque shorts. Now Cav may be stuck between something that’s bigger than he imagined and something that’s irrelevant because of The Blog Suicide.
I feel bad for the guy.
Isn’t that crazy how that works out…Skree….(in a sarrowful tone) I’m not sure sarrowful is a word but I know Skree is…it’s science.
They’re grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
Theeeeey’re Food!
What the hell is a conch?
Conch is mine! Conch is mine!
You eyez iz blind!
He can’t blame the blog suicide on anyone but himself. Those guys were supposed to be brought in for maybe a month and it ended up being almost a year. You have to keep your audience there even if he has to take two hours out of a busy work schedule to get it done. The audience is what drives the movie and the audience was initially coming from here.
yaysports slowly turning into gaysports ….
kobe will probably retire before the movies comes out, so no one will know what the hell does a mamba have to do with basketball, and bill walton will die of old age as the oldest man “in the history of civilization”. but at least this post will have 9654283738278 comments by then, entering the guinness book of records.
There’s A BEASTIE!
I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! You’re all mad, I tell you! MAAAAAAAADDDD!!!!
I bet you can’t find me!
Yes we can! Yes we can! Yes we can! Yes we can!
No you can’t! No you can’t! No you can’t!
Plus, my penis is bigger than yours.
This page still exists? Color me surprised. This blog was irrelevant like 12 months ago.
In other words a year?
No, leap year. This blog was irrelevant for one day less than a full year.
actually, i have one day MORE compared to a normal year. you know, the 29th of February ?
who am i kidding, of course you don’t know …. [shakes head in disgust]
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!
these comments are the best thing about yaysports.
calendar complicated! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Instead of WSM? it should be WTF? I got all excited about this post as possibly being a sign that the movie is about to be released and then….blah.
screw the movie. read the book.
SUICIDE, IT’S A SUICIDE!
YAWWWWWWNNNNNN!
And it isn’t because of this blog.
Speaking of the past greatness of Le Cav (LC if you’re nasty) do any of you remember this post?
http://www.yaysports.com/nba/2006/05/the_clips_and_suns_are_going_t.html
Ok, so there’s a snake in the grass…
Goodie. WSM FTW!!!
Man, it woulda made an entertaining cle vs was series all the more entertaining if the Cav was commenting on it….. sigh….
I love question marks. They are the best.
is that a piece of evidence ?
is that like a crime scene or something ?
did someone shoot the cavalier too ?
perhaps for being on his way to revealing who shot mamba ?
if that’s the case, it’s gotta be melo. he hates snitches.
100th!
WTF is up with this site? First The Cavalier erases Smack Tobra’s posts, then Jordi’s are gone! What’s next? I’m no longer welcome to sleep with my high school basketball coach’s picture under my pillow???
Christ almighty!
All I know is, when/if this movie ever hits the street, I best get some sick props in it. Like a character named Boney or at least some kind of random background dap…
Oh hells yeah! When this film comes out I am going to watch the hell out of it. I am gonna watch it and then I will watch it and the hell will come out of it.
I would rather see this film than “Iron Man”
I would rather see this film than “BatMan”
I would rather see this film than “SNAKE MAN”
Wait. Is the movie “Snake man, and the forgetful assassin?
Because if it is I will watch the hell out of it.
i did some regression analysis and detail work on the photo. Here is what I have learned : the movie is still not out yet.
103rd! Boom!
Let’s all be honest here. I will watch it, with my pants down at my ankles and possibly off. Depending on how my day at work went
May be there is no movie. Perhaps the trailer was all that was filmed. Possibly a Hoax? Caring less and less every day.
What’s with the hateration, homies? If you are really that tired of the vague clues, innuendo and dramatic stylings then you can really show the Cav who’s boss by simply stopping your visits to his completely free site that features completely free content. As for this completely anonymous blog consumer, I’ll continue to pop in occasionally with the hope that the Snake Extravaganza has commenced… but until that blessed day comes, I’ll do my best to continue on with my regularly scheduled life.
I’m a loyalist. When he feels like dropping it, he will. Until then I’ll just watch the Celtics make these playoffs more dramatic then they need to be. Christ, 7 games to beat the Hawks? Really???
superman that hoe.
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quiet cardinal,
While we all appreciate your honesty and kind words on the matter, we all feel kind of ripped off to be nice about it.
You know, we make this site what it is. If that means I want to pull my shirt off and glue gumdrops to my nipples while I complain about WSM? not being released, then so be it. Sure, it’s a “free” site to you. To me it’s a way of life! And until you realize that you aren’t better than me because I actually want to see a movie that someone somewhere told me would be made, then you can take your red feathers and your baseball bat somewhere else!!!!!111!
Regards,
Boney
www.whoshotmamba.com
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^That’s interesting. Strange…very strange.
OMG! I just took a photo of The Cavalier coming out of a Starbucks in Malibu!
how do you move an entire island?
The only possible explanation is that the Cavalier is dead, and that Lebron James’ poor shooting is because he is mourning the death of his biggest critic, err, fan. I tearfully await the funeral announcement.
If you only you guys knew then you’d know. Such a shame.
skree?
SKKKKKKKRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!???
WTF????
www.roundiology.blogspot.com
/\ The last post at the above reminds me of when I went into the Mines of Moria:
“They have taken the Bridge and second hall…We cannot get out. The end comes… drums, drums in the deep… they are coming.”
But seriously though. How am I supposed to move an entire Island?!?!
if you cant move an island, how am i supposed to?
Well unless you strap it to a wheelchair we’re all pretty screwed.
i cant believe the cavs are down 0-3 . they are underperforming!
So the Cav is gone aye? Shit. Its because of him I bought Crest Pro-Health Night toothpaste. Never have my teeth been so healthy. Never have my molars been so white and clean-even in the morning! I hope he will make a new website called YAYBICUSPIDS.
Thanks for the comedy gold.
i think the cavs will win this game. they are up 78-73 with only a couple minutes to go!
i no longer believe.
if he wants to keep it to his little cadre and hide away from us, the unwashed masses, thats his prerogative. he doesn’t owe us anything. but if he’s going to sit there and belittle those who keep coming here, hoping for something because they enjoyed his work…well, he can go fuck himself.
i wonder if this comment with receive a pithy little response on some hidden away blogspot account.
/| Well put my friend. I always enjoyed The Cavs’ posts. What a shame he turned into a lil’ Bitch. I wish I were as cool as his “11″. Sigh…
Yeah, i know. Sad thing is, feels kind of mean - bully type mean - and irrational.
Makes sense though:
- work hard
- gain a few hundreds/thousands/tens of thousands loyal readers
- take a one month / two month / year-long leave to film a clip / cartoon / movie / whatever about a dead snake
- feel bad and pissed off that, two years later, after missing 5? 10? 15? 20? self-set deadlines, no one believes that there is a movie coming out and everyone, in a showing of appreciation towards your skills, wants you to come back and write some more.
- do come back, try to resurrect the blog, to no avail, due to laziness /lack of time / work on the movie/ having lost ‘it’.
- go / run away to a place where you can be alone with your 11 ‘chosen ones’.
- make fun of the idiots that still come here.
Our Mom would so not give a fucking crap about someone acting as idiotic as the Cavalier…. and for once, we decided we’ll listen to our Mom.
okay - its official. yay sports is off my bookmark list.
I find it funny how you assclowns run around here for months with your thumbs in your mouth waiting to suckle on the teet of one “The Cavalier”, and now that he has weened you trolls off of the teet you regret ever being interested in suckling on it in the first place.
The movie is for real, and that’s all that I personally can say about it. It’s real just like the blood is real when you skin your little knee when you fall off your bicycle with the training wheels!
Suckle on that teet little ones… suckle suckle suckle…
Boney….Not that I don’t agree with you, but you do come off an awful lot like mall security in that last post. Just sayin’
Mall security? After reading it seriously for the first time, I can see where that conclusion is drawn.
After realizing how I typed it though in the first place, it was meant to come off sounding like that… and not actually like a serious comment… BRING ON THE REVOLUTION!!!!!
stop teasing us!!!! WHO IS JOHN GALT?!!?!?!?
I’m not sure if this is going to format properly, but it’s supposed to be a middle finger, (not an erect penis)-for the Cav. If you didn’t have readers, you couldn’t have sold ads (remember nose jobs, anyone?) but yeah, you sure don’t owe us anything…nor to the people who gave you money.
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FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you are not #1-the most backfiring insult ever!
yeah, i think that probably sums up the readers around here best.
Jack-
Not every reader comments. Some people (like me) just miss reading a humorous take on basketball every day while at work.
Keep complaining. Maybe it will make you feel better.
ahahahaha i dunno about the rest of you, but the way slim shady’s comment appears is like a giant foam finger. hahahah we’re #1!!! gooooooo cavs!!!