Michael Beasley is basketball person

We’re trying, two days later, to figure out why there are four trophies in this picture.

Is it to represent PP/KG/Doc/Ray Allen*? Is it because we’re almost four days from the draft?

Is it because Michael Beasley is basketball person?

YES, is the answer. By all accounts, Michael Beasley is basketball person. In fact, if you read this article from ESPN, it says it right in there.

The Chicago Bulls had Michael Beasley in the gym on Tuesday [and he is basketball person].

Does that mean the Bulls will take him? Who knows – apparently Derrick Rose is basketball person, as well!

Anyway, we’ll return to this sometime in September. For now, let’s take a stab at the various trade Varejao rumors floating around Planet Cavaliers.

Michael Redd, Charlie Villanueva, Elton Brand, etc, etc. We say any of those will work.

Chances are AV is gonna opt out at the end of this year, and that being the case, chances are even better he’s going to be “applying himself inappropriately” on offense, as he is prone to do.

Yeah, we know you have to put together a package and such – that’s not really our thing. We just want to sit up in the office above the front office and be all, “Hey, trade him for something better than him.”

Now, we know we’ve posted for almost 477 straight days, but this may be our last transition. We’re about to pop in that Leopard disc and upgrade. We’ve never done this before – being a Mac, we’re sure it’s easy and simple and not hard.

But still…we are stupid. This has been verified.

*One of our favorite images from the in-game Finals celebration was watching KG and Pierce trying to get Ray Allen to loosen up. That’s not a knock on Allen, it’s just funny.