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Kwame Brown is basketball person

by The Cavalier on July 28, 2008 · 16 comments

sasha.jpg(On road, no PS, lame pictures.)

Of all the basketball persons in all the Western lands, perhaps none is so reviled as the person of Kwame Brown.

Why? Because a long with Darko Milicic, he stinks the most in relation to where he was drafted – at least in the last 8 years or so.

Well, the Lasers have taken this into account, and signed Kwame to a two year deal.

The second thing we did after reading this was check in at Detroit Bad Boys, which we haven’t done since we stopped liking sports, and therefore stopped reading sports blogs.

Surprisingly, Matt of DBB has dictated to the masses that this signing should make Pistons fans happy.

This is a move that should make Pistons fans happy.

He reminds everyone that yes, Brown was a bust.

Yes, Brown was a bust [snip]

Then he said that Brown may have been overpaid the last three years.

[unsnip] may have been overpaid the last three years.

We could go on, but all we’re doing is writing exactly what he said and then quoting from his post, repeating the words we just copied verbatim from his post. It’d make no sense to continue, and Ricky Davis is now an LA Clipper, finishing at last his 8 or 9 year journey to his true destiny.

Closing this post down, we’ve now seen The Dark Knight three (3) times, twice in IMAX and once in RegularMAX. It’s not yet gotten stale in any way, and we’ve moved it into our top 4 of all-time, along with Back to the Future, Fight Club, and Die Hard.

This is like a big deal, so we’re going to try and do a variation on something our brother did a long time ago on his old website – we’re going to rank every movie we’ve ever seen.

He was only ranking things he’d seen since 1/1/00, but we’re gonna do our whole lifetime. How, we’re not sure – it’ll be an obvious work in progress as we either remember movies we’ve seen, run into movies we’ve seen, or see new movies.

You can find the link up top in the links, where the cantaloupe used to be. We literally just started, so like it may only have the four movies we just mentioned above, and maybe the ones on our brother’s old list that we’ve seen.

There’s no special raking system – it’s pretty much, “if we like MOVIE A better than MOVIE B, MOVIE A is higher on the list”.

{ 16 comments }

1 Joe C. July 28, 2008 at 11:52 pm

#1 – The Shawshank Redepmtion, #2 – The Empire Strikes Back

2 The Cavalier July 29, 2008 at 6:37 am

Ooh I forgot about Shawshank so far…right now “I Am Legend” seems to be a big breaking point between movies I like and ones I don’t like so much.

3 Boney July 29, 2008 at 9:47 am

oh I get it

You like all the movies that everyone else likes!

So:

Star Wars – Revenge of Sith
All the Indiana Jones movies
Jaws
Airplane!
Die Hard 1
Saving Private Ryan

are all on your favorite movie list? What a blog that’ll be! How EXCITING!

4 The Cavalier July 29, 2008 at 10:01 am

I hated Revenge of the Sith and HATED the last Indiana Jones movie, and who said I’m doing this for you? :P

5 Boney July 29, 2008 at 2:02 pm

Just so you know

When I saw the Dark Knight for the 2nd time in a non IMAX theater a bulge in my shorts appeared and has yet to go away.

Good day to you sir.

6 joe c. July 29, 2008 at 2:37 pm

dark knight was good, but i like to give movies some time before I rate them all-time. Like, I thought that “Go” was awesome, because i saw it when i was like 15. then i saw it again, and it wasnt so good. how bout we list favorite movies that most people havent heard of. mine is “11:14″

7 The Cavalier July 29, 2008 at 2:40 pm

Yeah I’m usually like that too, but I knew with this one -

8 Jordi July 29, 2008 at 3:59 pm

How about a list of movies that everyone should see but no one will because the person who wrote the movie and starred in the movie is making lists of movies everyone has already seen?

9 Sam July 29, 2008 at 4:11 pm

“how bout we list favorite movies that most people havent heard of”

8 1/2

Also, there’s some serious foreign-language bias. I’ll count Rocky Balboa because Sylvester Stallone was in it, but besides that…

10 Jeremiah July 30, 2008 at 12:16 am

Was I the only one that thought Bale was totally over doing the Batman voice by the end of the movie? It starts off good but ends up being a parody of it’s self by the end of the movie.

Still a great movie though. Who played the Joker? He was the best actor in the movie. I’m really looking forward to seeing that guy in many movies to come.

11 The Cavalier July 30, 2008 at 7:51 am

Yeah it got pretty rough at the end, but he was really angry. Also, I don’t know that earlier in the movie or in Batman Begins, he had really said much at all in comparison to the long conversations with the Joker, et al.

12 Boney July 30, 2008 at 12:23 pm

at the end of the movie [EDITED BECAUSE BONEY IS SPOILING MOVIES ABOOT BATMAN FOR EVERYONE].

13 The Cavalier July 30, 2008 at 2:11 pm

Why leave a blank if you still spoil it?

14 Boney July 30, 2008 at 3:00 pm

Because it’s funny to leave a blank and then act like I forgot that I left a blank earlier.

I wasn’t intentionally trying to tell people that ______________ didn’t _____________, but since ____________ continues to edit _____________’s comments whenever ___ refer to __________ on this _________, __ will be careful to not _______ ruin things.

Cool!

It’s like mad libs!

I was at a bar Thursday and it made me think of you Cav! *wink*

15 The Cavalier July 30, 2008 at 4:03 pm

That actually is a good joke – sorry I missed it. I still don’t care for spoilers, though.

16 Yahtzee July 31, 2008 at 3:30 pm

Batman’s voice is intentionally distorted when he is in his suit to keep people from recognizing his voice. It was pretty funny, with all of the laughing and whatnot that resulted.

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