LeBron James is big basketball person

(Word is Coach Mike K will be using LeBron as a big in the Olympics, which is great news – he needs that. Hopefully it’s an eye-opener that he’s can like, do that and stuff.)

We’ve been on the road for about two weeks or so, and was moving just before that, so today would be the first time we’ve really been able to sit at a computer and read/write anything of substance.

Things we did over the past weeks:

1) Put everything we own in storage.

2) Created an awesome pick-up line/catchphrase combo that is infallible. We won’t use it here, but may put it in a movie one day. We just want to make sure its creation is attributed to us.

3) Let Jonny Kilbane see WSM?. His brief review is here.

4) Something that, upon reflection with our oldest friends for several days afterward, we’re 99.99% sure has never been done before in the history of modern man. (It’ll go into a movie we write one day, for sure. It was that amazing.)

5) Met the female us from another dimension. While out with her and some friends, she was doing things which actually made us take pause, then she yelled at us to, “Get in the game or go home!” We were in love.

6) Eliminated our Facebook and Myspace accounts. They will never return.

7) Saw The Dark Knight, which immediately went into our top 5 movies of all time with Back to the Future, Fight Club, Die Hard, and The Jerk. (In no particular order – and The Jerk switches in and out with Airplane! quite a bit.)

Killed a man with our bare hands, then immediately thought we should’ve put gloves on first.

Now, we’re still on the road, so we don’t have Photoshop. We do have this picture of a wedding we watched in South Carolina this weekend.

It was really nice and romantic, but not really, since nobody had shoes on, which is a really disgusting way to get married, in our opinion.