YAYsports! NBA

(If you go to Toys R Us to buy things for your nieces, and the cashier is trying to unload 2-inch tall Hulk promo figurines for one cent, you have only one choice: you buy them all and figure out why later. And yes, if they’d had 200 of them, we would’ve bought them all.)

As we react with amazement to Luol Deng’s ludicrous new Bulls contract and prep to liveblog the USA-Turkey game that starts in 5-10 minutes, let’s give you the lowdown on the movies we’ve added to the list as of this morning:

The Stepford Wives (2004), Rebel Without A Cause, Bulletproof (1996), Easy Rider, Dances With Wolves, Coolhand Luke, Apocalypse Now, Super Mario Brothers, Waterworld, The Untouchables, Field of Dreams, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, For Love of the Game, 3000 Miles to Graceland, Fantastic Four (2005), Never Been Kissed, Sin City, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, D.E.B.S., The Fast and the Furious

Some notes - Field of Dreams cracked the current top 20. D.E.B.S. is a movie you all should see - we think we’ve mentioned that on the site before. Bulletproof, as the lowest rated movie on the list of movies we left/turned off/slept through, is (as of today) the worst movie we’ve ever seen. It’s Adam Sandler and Damon Wayans in what’s supposed to be some sort of action comedy.

Of course, it’s very early still - as we recall/discover more, we think Field gets pushed back a bit, and there may be something we saw that was worse than Bulletproof.

Topkapi (which we turned off) was pretty bad, but since that was from the 60s, it was probably just an era thing. Bulletproof should’ve at least been finishable, since it was mid-90s and had actors we don’t mind, in a genre we like.

Okay, the liveblog begins after the proverbial jump:

7:10 - Tip catch dribble dribble pivot pivot pass pass dribble dribble shoot miss tip tip elbow foul pass dribble dribble dribble dribble dribble dribble dribble shoot miss rebound dribble dribble pass foul
7:15 -Dribble
7:18 - EXPLOSION!
7:23 - Gobble