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Andre Iguodala is basketball person

by The Cavalier on August 13, 2008 · 4 comments

Andre Igoudala, according to reports, has reached terms with the Seventy-Sixers, but the big news today is that MIL legitimate point guard Mo Williams could be going to the Cavaliers, if you’re into rumor-mongering. (Vin Diesel is teh gey.)

As you all know, the CLE basketball team has been looking for a legitimate point guard since Terrell Brandon died, so having a real rumor aboot getting legitimate point guard Mo Williams is exciting indeed.

He can score, he’s young, AND he makes a ton of money – we see no downside here. We didn’t even read the article we were so excited, but it looks like all they’d give up is Delonte (sign/trade) and Joe Smith, which means we still have Wally’s expiring deal to play with in February.

In other news, have you read this Michael Phelps swimming person’s diet? All he eats is like 9000 calories worth of garbage, every single day. Can you imagine how good he’d be if he actually fed his body healthy food?

By the way, we have a new Olympic sport we want to see: OLD WEST SHOOTOUT. You could totally do it with paintball or pellet guns, or even actual bullets, for the athletes with really strong abs.

Nothing new on the list today, but we watched Shooter, with the actor Mark Wahlberg. We have no idea who framed who, or what was what, or why Danny Glover was so angry all the time. The actor Mark Wahlberg mumbled a lot, which didn’t help with the movie watching.

{ 4 comments }

1 France August 13, 2008 at 3:05 pm

Didn’t these jokers try this over here one time?

http://thebiglead.com/?p=7125

2 The Cavalier August 13, 2008 at 3:16 pm

SML and I, being, as we are, creatively bankrupt, have applied this same rhetorical device to our fake interviews with athletes. Clear? Christ Jesus I hope so.

At least they’ve admitted it finally.

3 Boney August 13, 2008 at 4:05 pm

I did like the part at the end where Chris Bosh says that he is actually a Raptor.

/not really

But hey, at least he knows that Chris Bosh plays for the Toronto Raptors. He doesn’t know much else about sports, but Chris Bosh and the Raptors is a good start.

4 Sam August 13, 2008 at 4:27 pm

(changing the subject)

Williams is incredibly selfish. He was only a “point guard” because we have Michael Redd. His performance is going to go way down playing next to James, when he can’t just do whatever he wants whenever he feels like it.

THAT SAID, it’s still a steal talent-wise, obviously.

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