Tarence Kinsey is basketball person

We have no idea what this has to do with Converse, but we love this chick.

Why? Because even though she’s fictional, she’s a hot, brunette, high-maintenance pain in the butt with moderate-to-high intelligence. This means she’s perfect for us, and our ideal woman.

Since that was only marginally basketball related (at 10 years ago when Converse was still involved in hoops), let’s look at the gargantuan move the Cavaliers made lasterday.

Equal in tenacity and risk only to the Ron Artest to Houston deal, CLE signed something called a Tarence Kinsey. This is apparently a point guard of some kind.

Kinsey split last season between Memphis and Fenerbahce Ulker Istanbul in the Turkish league. In his second season with Memphis, he averaged 3.6 points and 8.7 minutes in 11 games. In Turkey, the 6-foot-6 Kinsey averaged 9.2 points in 14 games.

For the record, we’ve never heard of this person, and with that resume, we’re hoping this is somehow a misprint.

It seems like it should read, “extended an invite to training camp” as opposed to, “signed”.

Regardless, here are the latest movie list(s) additions:

Superman Returns, Superman: The Movie, Superman II, Superman III, Superman IV: The Quest For Peace, Snatch, The Game, Oceans Eleven, Oceans Twelve, Oceans Thirteen, From Dusk Till Dawn, The Peacemaker, Out of Sight, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Team America: World Police

Yes, Superman: The Movie cracked the top 10. We know the entire last 30 minutes is ridiculously impossible, but this movie has our favorite scene in all of movie history (the helicopter rescue), and also the most perfect superhero casting of all time.

Plus, the score makes us want to be a good person and do things of significance, like be a world class high jumper.

Superman Returns, in sharp contrast, is way far down the list. We could write 5000 words about what’s wrong with that movie – just ask.

Another movie cracked the top 25 – see if you can find it, and then report back on whether you found it!

By the way, movies on the “fell asleep/turned off” list are eligible for a re-watching, provided we fell asleep. Oceans Thirteen brought aboot this decision – we were just super tired when we put that on. It likely wasn’t the movie’s fault.