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wascle_070422_game_03.jpg(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him due to his brain exploding from Windhorst’s blog post.)

I freaking love the NBA playoffs.

Sure it’s long and drawn out (can we all agree that the first round needs to moved back to a 5 game series?) but that’s what I love about it. While there is something neat about the one-and-done aspect of the NCAA Tournament and the NFL Playoffs, for me, nothing beats a 7 game grudge match (plus, you still have that win-or-go-home attitude if the series reaches that 7th game).

So far, this years playoffs have yet to disappoint (OK, not true. I haven’t been able to see the Raptor-Nets series yet, due to work and/or NBA TV. Also, does anyone like ABC’s camera on track or string? That moving side-view camera? What is the deal with that? Well the picture is shaky and I can’t see the weak side of the court. This is awesome!).

Not only do they provide me a distraction from the likelihood that the Browns are going to draft Brady Quinn (the Tribe beating Santana helps as well) but I get to see a bunch of teams and players that I don’t normally watch.

I’ve seen (and written about) every Cavalier game this year, and while it’s not a whole lot of work, combined with real work (and school), it doesn’t leave much time to peruse other teams in the league. Oh sure, I’ll watch the national games here and there, but I can only watch Detroit and Miami so many times (and to all you non-Cavs fans who have suffered through their nationally televised games: I’m sorry. We don’t like the offense either).

But with the playoffs here, I get to sample all the flavors the league has to offer.

For instance, I now understand why Chicago wouldn’t part with Luol Deng for Pau Gasol. And I hate to say it, but I’ve enjoyed watching the Bulls (and I hated the Bulls for years). They play with passion, they share the ball and they play defense. I’m extremely happy that the Cavs will only have to face either Chicago or Detroit (should they get to the ECF), cause both of those teams scare the crap out of me.

There are also players and teams who I know are good, but I’ve forgotten for whatever reason. Like Baron Davis and Tracy McGrady.

We all know that those two are Good NBA Players, but I know I forgot just how great McGrady could be. He’s been nothing short of electric so far and he’s far and away the most underrated superstar in the league.

And Baron Davis? My lord, where have you been? Though I’m a Cavs fan, the most anticipated game tonight has to be game two of the Dallas-Golden State series. Seriously, who can say that they’re a basketball fan and not be excited for game two? What’s Nellie gonna do? Is Dirk going to bounce back? Can Davis and his Beard of Doom steal another game in Dallas?

Of course, the Cavs can take a 2-0 lead on the Wizards tonight (FYI- LeBron is playing). Surprisingly, this game will only be nationally televised on NBA TV (not that I can blame ‘em. Hmmm… Nuggets-Spurs or Cavs-Wizards?) meaning I won’t have to sit through Washington homer John Thompson’s analysis (who basically spent all of Sunday saying that the Cavs weren’t beating the Wizards by enough). Of course, this means I get the three man booth of Fred McLeod, Scott Williams and Austin Carr (Nobody needs this. Ever).

Tonight is going to be awesome. There are two games with teams bouncing back from game one upsets and the third game involves Drew Gooden being the key on defense. Delightful.

(Sorry for the late posting, I’ve been a bit sick lately. To sooth things over, I’ll offer you this Will Ferrell viral video and a Donyell Marshall blog. Enjoy)

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We Were So Pretty, Now is this it?(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he is sorry it was written at all.)

So I had a nice long(ish) post previewing tonight’s Cavs-Bucks and Bulls-Nets games. It was great. I discussed the possible first round matchup with the Heat and how Z would rather not face Shaq in the first round, how facing Shaq means a larger Scot Pollard presence (though we might get more Pollard and Damon Jones anyway. Hey, they haven’t played all year, of course they’d see extended action in the postseason).

And then I started rambling about the roles of the Cavs and Bulls have switched since the late 80s. At that time the Bulls were built around one star while the Cavs had the team filled with young talent. When Jordan hit The Shot, the Bulls were underdogs and they actually upset the Cavs that year (who had 57 wins to the Bulls 47. Also, they were the 4-seed with 57 wins- that’s nuts) and teams would’ve rather faced Jordan’s Bulls than the Cavaliers.

And how now we’re in a bizarro world where the Cavs are built around a superstar and the Bulls are a team full of talent that no one wants to face. Then I started making player to player comparisons in the whole Jordan/LeBron vein. It was great- Kirk Hinrich = Mark Price (both white point guards- wait, do I need an actual reason?), Ben Wallace = Larry Nance (shot blocker, veteran addition), Ben Gordon = Ron Harper (a scorer who will be traded and the franchise will regret it) and of course there was the inevitable Mike Brown/Doug Collins comparison (see, it’s fun, try it yourself!). Plus I was able to throw around references to Craig Ehlo and Hot Rod Williams- I was delighted.

Then I went looking to see who was on the Chicago roster at the time (can’t throw a Bill Cartwright/Z comparison out there without double checking) and the Bulls website decided to give me a 140 page PDF file. Needless to say, Firefox wasn’t pleased (I probably had 10+ tabs open as well) and I lost all my hard work.

So here we are. A post explaining a lost post. I’m sure the Cavalier is loving this.

Anyways, to recap: in order to avoid a first round series with Miami the Cavs need to take care of business tonight (look for the recap at my site tonight. hooray blog whoring!) and need New Jersey to beat Chicago, Z would rather not have to fight Shaq in the post for 7 games, Kirk Hinrich is Mark Price and I’m too lazy to rewrite a post.

And one more thing, for those us hoping for playoff beards (and who isn’t?) there was this nugget in the Plain Dealer a few days ago:

The team hasn’t decided how they’ll display unity this season but a few ideas floated around the locker room in Washington on Friday night.

“We should all wear duck tails,” said Drew Gooden, who has maintained a patch of hair on the back of his head all season.

The eccentric Scot Pollard, who has worn many hairstyles throughout his career, came up with this gem:

“I wouldn’t have a problem if we all wore mohawks,” Pollard said. “A few guys would struggle with that look. I’d sacrifice and wear a mohawk if that’s what everyone wants to do.”

I vote for playoff mohawks in addition to playoff beards. Playoff duck tails are just stupid.

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joe_crawford1gif.jpg(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence due to excessive laughing. The following was not written by him, although he’s pretty sure you knew that.)

Joey Crawford doesn’t want to ref in a league where he can’t throw out superstars for laughing.

As you probably know by now, veteran referee Joey Crawford was suspended for the rest of the regular season and the entire 7 month playoff run.

At first it sounded a bit harsh, but the regular season had only two more days and not being around for last night’s Indiana-Atlanta grudge match or tonight’s New York-Charlotte extravaganza isn’t exactly much of a punishment.

Crawford simply had to be suspended for the entire postseason. The NBA always has problems (perceived or otherwise) with the refs during the playoffs and at the very least they would’ve had to schedule Crawford with non-Spur games. But from the way Stern has been talking (on PTI and in press releases), this wasn’t a one time deal:

“Especially in light of similar prior acts by this official, a significant suspension is warranted,” Stern said in a statement. “Although Joey is consistently rated as one of our top referees, he must be held accountable for his actions on the floor, and we will have further discussions with him following the season to be sure he understands his responsibilities.”

If this was a one time incident, the postseason ban might’ve been a bit excessive. But with ‘similar prior acts’ plus all the NBA ref conspiracy theories this time of year, Stern had to come down hard.
But, for his part, Crawford says he wasn’t wrong and he’d do it again:

“I told him I would throw Duncan out again if he did what he did,” Crawford wrote. “So if my employer does not think that was acceptable, then I have a problem.”

Awesome. It looks like Crawford is calling it a career because he got disciplined for throwing out Tim Duncan for laughing. Makes complete sense.
But that’s not all Joey left us. Oh no, he also gave us this nugget of awesome (insider):

Crawford also blasted fellow referee Dick Bavetta in the e-mail obtained by ESPN.com, hinting at divisions among referees between those who do and don’t support Bavetta and writing that maybe Bavetta will wind up as the crew chief in Game 7 of the NBA “which is a travesty in itself you even being in the finals.”

Can you possibly imagine how pissed off David Stern is right now? Not only is he dealing with a crazy referee fallout before the playoffs even begin but, on his way out the door, the ref throws out a “Dick Bavetta-Game 7-travesty” bomb. Stern must be extremely pleased.

This, of course, just heightens the excitement and anticipation for the playoffs. I can’t wait to see what happens to Dallas (will anything weird happen? Will they get a ton of free passes?) and I’m already salivating at the prospect of a Wade vs LeBron free throw battle (will they each get 20 a game? 25? Who knows?).

I can’t wait.

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11402072_240x180.jpg(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he”ll be apologizing with Don Imus shortly.)

So two weeks ago it’s reported that LeBron is building a giant fantasy house. Everyone talks about it and we all moved on.

Well, at least normal people did.

Tom Knott, on the other hand, did not.

LeBron James is electing to have an enormous carbon footprint in the 35,440-square-foot home he is having built outside Akron, Ohio.

No word yet whether James plans to buy environmental penance through the purchase of carbon offsets, the approach of Al Gore, the green movement’s high priest who delivers his sermons from the don’t-do-as-I-do, do-as-I-say pulpit.

James is opting to indulge in his fantasies with his dream castle. It will come with a bowling alley, casino, theater, recording studio, barber shop, aquarium, sports bar, outdoor swimming pool and six-car garage. Why he left out a shopping mall is anyone’s guess.
A first-floor master suite will feature a walk-in, two-story closet. The suite will be about 40 feet wide and 56 feet long, which is larger than half the homes in the township.

All this just goes to show you that the wealthy do not behave or think like the masses, which perhaps explains the disconnect among the sky-is-falling cacklers.

I have love/hate relationship* with Knott and you can color me skeptical, but I don’t believe he’s all that concerned about LeBron’s carbon footprint.

The truth of the matter is, Knott just couldn’t help himself; it may have taken him two weeks, but he finally found a reason to rip James because of the house (the rest of the column is quite a piece of work, somehow John Travolta and Wild Hogs gets brought up and, of course, Al Gore).

I was first made aware of Knott during last season’s playoff series with the Wizards (oh remember those days? When the Cavs played well and LeBron looked unstoppable… What a difference a year makes). Knott used his column to take cheap shots and hurl insults at James and the Cavaliers. I’m not sure what his problem was, but he came off like a petulant child and a sore loser.

And look, I’m not saying that James is above criticism or ridicule. Lord knows I’m not one of those fans who gets upset every time somebody mocks King James, but come on.

If you’re going to rip James, at least have some kind of coherent point (that goes for Cleveland writers too- lookin’ at you Bud Shaw); if you resort to name calling and faking concern for the environment (seriously, John Travolta? Really?), you’re just a lazy hack (it’s really not that hard to find legitimate reasons to rip James. Let’s make a list: playing hard every game, free throws, focus on basketball, taking good shots, Nike’s factory labor policies (what?), defense, rebounding, end of game possessions, etc). (Now that’s a long sentence).

Knott just has an ax to grind. He’s like less knowledgeable, less talented Charley Rosen (seriously, has Rosen ever said a kind word about LBJ or the Cavaliers? Anyone?)- anytime he has a chance to rip James, he takes it. It boggles my mind that there’s a newspaper that actually employs Knott (just as it blows me away that people want me to write for their websites. There’s no good reason for this).

*not true. I hate the guy and we have no relationship. He has no idea who I am.

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LeBron(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he would’ve written it, if it wasn’t for those pesky kids.)

Cleveland fans aren’t in the best of moods right now. The Tribe is playing its first home games in Milwaukee since Major League (though they won last night and CC is 2-0), Browns fans (self link alert!) are waiting for the Browns to screw up the draft and Cavs fans have resigned themselves to the 5th seed.

With the Bulls win last night, the Cavs are a half game out of the 2nd seed with four games to play (Chicago has three left). Their schedule is favorable (3 at home and all against sub .500 teams- ) and, if they want a first round series that doesn’t involve anyone named Shaquille, they’ll have to win out.

Reportedly the Cavs are in “playoff mode” and that means they’re really serious about winning these last four games. Don’t get me wrong, this is probably a good thing, but one wonders why they weren’t in “playoff mode” against the Heat last Thursday. Or against Boston. Or New York.

During the Pistons game on Sunday, ABC ESPN on ABC showed a telling stat about the Cavaliers season, which I’ll repeat here (because, what’s the point of blogging if you don’t rip off someone else’s work?):

First 9 games: 7-2 (the two losses were to Charlotte and Atlanta)
Next 16 games: 7-9 (with losses Indiana, New York and NOOCH)
Following 11 games: 9-2
Next 22 games: 10-12 (including losses to Seattle, Portland and Philadelphia)
Next 8 games: 8-0
Last 12 games: 5-7 (with losses to New York, Boston and Charlotte)

What does this tell me? That the Cavs are a talented team that has no focus and little mental toughness (though, again, it wouldn’t shock me at all if they went on a playoff run. I also wouldn’t be shocked if they were swept by the Heat).

The current trend of mediocrity prompted Akron Beacon Journal scribe Terry Pluto to ask some tough questions (to himself):

Q: So what do you know?

A: They will make the playoffs, just don’t ask me whom they will play or how long they will survive.

Q: You’re a lot of help.

A: A year ago, the Cavs finished the regular season by winning 14-of-17. After March 1, they were 18-6 to finish with 50 victories. They were playing their best basketball of the season heading into the playoffs.

Q: Did it matter?

A: It seemed to, especially in the first round, when they knocked off the Washington Wizards in six games. The Cavs won three of those games by a single point, two in overtime. They played with tremendous confidence.

Q: And now?

A: They play with tremendous inconsistency.

Q: Whose fault is that?

A: Most fans want to blame everything from global warming to the weekend snowstorm on coach Mike Brown. I’m not a huge fan of the Cavs’ coach, but I do know that Brown is not in the huddling saying: “LeBron, I want you to take the last shot. I want you to dribble until the clock is about to expire, and take the worst-possible, off-balanced, no-look 3-pointer possible.”

Q: So it’s LeBron’s fault?

A: In some of the late-game situations, it is a problem with the young star. As I wrote at some length Sunday, he is so fixated on taking a shot so deep in the clock so the other team has no time to get the rebound — he’s taking bad shots. In the Wizards series last year, he took the ball to the basket with authority in clutch situations.

Q: He’ll just get fouled and miss the free throws, like he did Sunday in Detroit.

A: It does seem like he misses some close free throws in the clutch, and he does. But Elias Sports Bureau had some numbers that shocked me. In the past eight games, James was 17-of-18 from the foul line in the final five minutes of what they consider “close games.” Since the All-Star break, James is 75 percent from the foul line. All the more reason for him to drive.

Q: So most of the fault is LeBron’s?

A: Of course not. In late-game situations, I have a sense Brown is calling two plays in some instances. It’s very clear that in some games — Sunday in Detroit — they come out of the huddle, then the man taking the ball out-of-bounds is looking to the bench and asking, “What do you want?” There is confusion, and some of that is coaching.

But surprisingly, a column where the writer talks to himself isn’t the craziest thing I’ve read in the papers recently. Brian Windhorst is reporting that the Cavs are switching up their late game philosophy and he wonders aloud if the Cavs should be running last second plays for Sasha Pavlovic (by the way, none of this should be considered a knock on Pluto or Windhorst. They are like the Jordan and Pippen Batman and Robin Robinson and Duncan of NE Ohio sportswriters. No one else is even close).

I’m not sure I’m all that confident with Sasha handling the ball, but I am open to the idea of getting the ball out of LeBron’s hands and letting him work/move/play without the constant double teams.
Right now the Cavs are playing into their opponents hands by simply handing the ball to LBJ 30 feet from the hoop and letting him go to work. This is dumb. And this happens constantly. For whatever reason (coaching, LeBron’s own thinking, scared teammates) LeBron always receives the ball outside the 3pt arc.

He rarely posts up, once every three weeks he’ll set a pick for the ball handler and he almost never gets easy baskets that someone else set up for him (once in awhile Z will throw him a lob from the high post). He doesn’t get the ball in a good position to score- he has to work hard for every bucket.
I guess what I’m saying is this: the offense sucks (this just in!). It sucks long and it sucks hard (though, to tell ya the truth, it’s only the second worst offense we’ve seen in Cleveland this year. I’m sorry, but nothing beats the Browns’ fullback-based offense. Fantastic).
It’s doesn’t inspire a whole lot of confidence when the coaching staff is shaking up the offense with four games to go.
And it’s even less inspiring when it’s obvious it needed shaking up long before now.

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Rand Wittman(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he _______.)

In a battle of Cavalier coaching titans, Cleveland got back on the winning track last night beating an angry Kevin Garnett and the Timberwolves 101-88 in Minnesota. For the most part it was an unspectacular game (LeBron had a few ‘wow’ plays) and the Cavs won going away. LeBron led the Cavs with 31 points and 12 boards, Drew Gooden pitched 20 and 13 and five Cavaliers scored in double figures.

The Cavs finished their five game trip at a respectable 3-2 but those two losses still hurt. Don’t get me wrong, a 3-2 trip isn’t awful, but losses in both New York and Boston are. I’m actually more pleased with the Minnesota win than I should be because the Cavaliers actually took care of business against a lesser opponent.

The Cavs are a streaky team and no one player personifies that more than Drew Gooden. It’s been three years now and I still don’t know what to think of this guy or his ‘ducktail’ hair cut (honestly, did anyone see that thing lasting the entire season? I sure didn’t) Every once in awhile Gooden makes a few plays that show us why he was a top 5 pick. Last night is a perfect example; Gooden scored 14 points in the third period on an array of offensive moves (jump hooks, jumpers, drives). He basically took over the third period and solidified the Cavs win.

However, just like the Cavaliers, that Gooden doesn’t always show up. Sometimes, like in Minnesota, we see a 20-13 effort, sometimes, like in New York, we see a 4 point, 7 board night. He’s a perfect player on a team that will beat Chicago one night and lost to Boston the next.

Most of this hinges on effort. When the Cavs (and Gooden) have their head in the game and are trying to play the right way, they’ll beat anybody. But when they come out hoisting jumpers, they’ll lose to anybody.

Last night, LeBron came out running the floor and grabbing offensive rebounds and that set the tone for the rest of the Cavaliers. Unfortunately, for whatever reason, this doesn’t happen that often. (I say his minutes are too high, he averages 41+ a night. I think we’d see more ‘little things’ if he got more than 6 minutes of rest a game).

This is just one of the many reasons why Coach Mike needs a long playoff run to secure his job (and no matter what, Danny Ferry is forcing an offensive assistant on him). The team is maddeningly inconsistent, LeBron’s minutes are still over 40 a game and the offense goes into a funk whenever a team switches to zone (honestly, how are you not prepared for the zone? Every game this happens and they spend 5 minutes aimlessly hoisting jumpers before Brown calls a timeout).

Don’t get me wrong, it was a good win against a dead team (however, it shouldn’t have taken 42 minutes from LeBron to do it) but I can’t help but wonder what their record would be if they gave that kind of effort every night.  Effort shouldn’t be a problem this late in the season and better not be an issue come playoff time.
(BTW- anyone catch the season premier of The Shield last night? Fantastic show. This needs to be said.)

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LeBron Reading - www.lebronjames.com(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although that’s neither here nor there.)

Let’s imagine for a moment that naming children after him isn’t enough to get Kevin Durant to stay at Texas and he declares for the draft. And say, instead of landing in Boston like a some people pray for, he gets drafted by Memphis.

Not only would I be incredibly pleased by the fact that Boston got screwed over (Note- I hate Boston fans. Oh, boo hoo the Red Sox didn’t win a World Series since 1918, your city had Larry Bird, Bill Russell and Tom Brady. Cleveland teams don’t just lose, our losses get names like The Shot, The Drive and The Mesa and they get edited into wins to sell sports drinks. Check out the names of some of the Cleveland blogs- The Disappointment Zone, God Hates Cleveland Sports, Wait til Next Year, Again and Erik Cassano’s Weblog. We’ll see your Red Sox and raise you our football and basketball teams PLUS economic devastation and a flaming river) but I’ll be really interested to see if Durant and Memphis receive the same type of coverage that LeBron and Cleveland did.

The constant speculation that LeBron is going to bolt for a large market has bugged me for quite some time. And if Durant goes to Boston it’s no big deal. He’s on the East Coast, he’ll be crowned The Next Great Celtic and no one will think anything more of it.

But Memphis? There’s no way he’ll be able to reach his potential in the land of Elvis, right? Isiah Thomas will be hatching secret plans to woo Durant to the Big Apple.

As for LeBron, look, he’s got an All-Star Game MVP and a decent playoff run under his belt and he’s already everywhere. Hell, this past week alone he’s had Warren Buffett at a game, announced he’ll be co-hosting the ESPYs with Jimmy Kimmel (btw- I can’t imagine them pulling it off) and bought a bike company. He’s got two new(ish) commercials (that were negotiated by his friend’s company) in addition to all of his other advertisements. And people want this guy in a big market? Are you kidding?

Basketball should come first, right? I’d rather see him hit 75% of his freebies instead of sharing a stage with Jimmy Kimmel.

But hopefully all of the ‘LeBron to NYC’ talk will end with the announcement of his giant house. This thing is monstrous and has “a recording studio, a two-lane bowling alley, a casino, a 26- by 63-foot theater, a sports bar, an aquarium and a barbershop.” And you know what the weird thing is? No pool or basketball court (um, that last one worries me a tad).

The house is slated to be complete by summer of 2008. Seems to me like he’s got plans to stick around a little while.

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Z(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence due to his involvement in the firings of eight US Attorneys. He apologizes for the inconvenience. The following was written by someone who is not the Cavalier)

In his rematch against the Grizzlies (who are the only team not to win consecutive games all year), Kobe failed to crack 60, 50, 40 and 30 and the Lakers lost. Obviously Kobe wasn’t going to keep dropping 40+ every night, but nonetheless, losing to Memphis hurts.

Dallas, with a sick German, beat the Hornets last night for their 7th straight win and 59th overall. It always seems like the Mavs are in the middle of some kind of winning streak, doesn’t it? We’ll see if they’re still streaking after Sunday’s game with the Suns.

And the Cavs beat the Pacers last night (you can read my recap here and here) to clinch a spot in the playoffs. It’s a nice win to start a road trip and hopefully they’ll be able to keep the good play going against the Knicks tonight (who are without Jamal Crawford AND Quentin Richardson-thanks, Stop Mike Lupica!). The Cavs used Big Z last night (for the whole game! Not just to start the halves) and the big fella responded with 23 points (9 of 9 from the line),
Brian Windhorst has some thoughts from the Pacer game which I’m going to quote here:

In the fourth quarter I was closely charting each Cavs’ possession with a “G” or a “B.” As in good or bad. I only wrote down two Bs. They played at a controlled pace, ran when they could and calmly used their sets. The Pacers aren’t a great team obviously, but they are a good defensive team yet couldn’t stop the Cavs in the fourth. Six of the nine baskets in the fourth were scored in the paint. Plus the Cavs were 12-of-13 at the line in the fourth.

On a completely unrelated note, Larry Hughes didn’t play the entire fourth quarter.

BW also has a nice ‘LeBron is leading’ quip:

There was some disagreement over whether the Cavs had one of those famous/infamous “players’ only” meetings this morning. Mere semantics. Basically, LeBron James asked the coaches to leave the huddle and had a few words about taking the road trip very seriously. Two things are important here: 1. LeBron took it upon himself to do it. 2. He led by example when he got on the first bus and came over to the arena early to get extra shooting in. It is the first time I can remember LeBron coming over on the first bus since his rookie season.

This is (obviously) a good sign. The Cavs need to win their upcoming games against weaker teams (New York, Boston and Minnesota) to really solidify their hold on the 2nd seed (they’ll have to beat some of the good teams too if they want a prayer at the 1 seed).

I’ve watched (almost) every game that the Cavs have played this season and I have no idea how to read this team. At times, when all their parts click, they look almost unbeatable. The Cavs will share the ball, play inside-out and LeBron will look like the superstar he was destined to be. They’ll rattle off a few wins, we’ll start talking about how they’ve Turned The Corner and then they’ll lose to the Bobcats (and they’ll look absolutely inept at everything). At this point I want the coach fired, the team blown up and Larry Hughes traded to China (keep that shot selection away from LeBron!). This is when we’ll start the whole process all over again.
I guess what I’m saying is, I’m preparing myself for a title run or a first round exit. Nothing would surprise me.

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Eurotrip(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, and although he hasn’t read what follows, he apologizes in advance.)

Many Some of you are probably wondering who I am and how I landed one of the 5 guest blogger roles (and the coveted Wednesday spot). Doesn’t make sense does it? Sure I have a crappy (can I say crappy, is that allowed?) blog and I recap Cavaliers games at Real Cavs Fans and The Cleveland Fan, but it still doesn’t add up. And ya, I’ve been linked by Deadspin a few times (I’m telling ya, I’m gonna whore my stuff gratuitously), so I’m not completely unknown, but there’s still not a good reason. Hell, in my email campaigning for the gig, I wrote that I didn’t really want the spot, I’d be liable to forget to post on my assigned day and I’d find numerous ways to link to my own site for no good reason (so far, so good).

Yet, here we are. So why are you reading this?

One word: nepotism.

While the Cavalier and I aren’t related, we have enough in common that I figure I’m here not because of any merit based system.

We both attended Hudson High School in Ohio (speaking of Hudson, a friend from home is in a comedy troupe in NYC, check out a video), we both went (I think) to The Ohio State University (also, if you’re like me and you’re going to to be in Columbus this weekend for Saturday’s game, check out my friend’s band Gramercy Park at the Newport on Friday night- Look, I don’t get to ramble in front of this large an audience very often, I’m making sure I pimp my friends’ endeavors before the Cavalier has second thoughts and takes away the keys to the blog. I’m done whoring things for now. I swear think) and (yup, we’re still on this sentence) we both are huge Cavaliers fans. Lets face it; same high school, college and sports team PLUS the ability to write semi-coherently (in English)? I was in.

So what can you, the blog reader, expect from your hump day host?

In general, my posts will be unapologetically Cavalier-centric, I’ll use a lot of parentheses, I’ll definitely take a shot at the Plain Dealer and/or the Cavalier announcing team at some point (both are awful) and I’ll probably post some lame picture that vaguely references each post (I don’t usually use pictures in my posts, however it feels weird to see a post at Yaysports! that is picture-free. I’ll try my best. Also, I can’t photoshop at all).

I’ll try to fill my posts with lots of links to keep you busy and hopefully I’ll be able to give ya a few posts a day (especially after Jack Cobra’s herculean Tuesday effort).

If you have any suggestions, comments, insults or pictures you’d like me to post, feel free to email me at Benny08302-at-yahoo.com. I’m not sure how quickly I’ll be able to respond, as I’ll be at a conference for work during the day (sounds exciting, I know) but I’ll get back to you in a somewhat timely manner.

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