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Larry Hughes Going on Vacation
10 Comments Published by Jack Cobra November 16th, 2007 in NBA, Injuries, LeBron James, Kobe Bryant(Jack Cobra getting ready to close up shop for the day…)
I’m not sure if this is good or bad news to the Cavs fans out there, but Larry Hughes is going to be out at least a month. I figure he’s going to go on a cruise the the Bahamas and do some deep sea […]
Greg Oden Pumps Iron….Becomes Better Ninja
4 Comments Published by Jack Cobra November 16th, 2007 in NBA, Eva Longoria, Hall of Fame, Greg Oden, 07-08 Preview(Jack Cobra running at you quickly.)
If I had ACL surgery I’d probably sit at home and gain 40-50 pounds, I have no doubt about that. Actually, it would probably take less than that. Maybe the death of a loved one or possibly the purchase of a good video game. Luckily for the TrailBlazers, Greg Oden is […]
Coming Soon to the NBA?
18 Comments Published by Jack Cobra October 26th, 2007 in NBA, Herlocker, 1-on-1, Andrei Kirilenko, Beef, American Idol, Andrea Bargnani, 07-08 Preview(Jack Cobra back for a second helping.)
I’m not sure how many of you keep up with tennis…..but, apparently they are having some issues with players not playing hard enough. Does that sound familiar Cavs fans? Well, instead of just letting the players do this, the governing body for tennis, the ATP, has decided to fine […]
David Stern Lets Refs Double Down
9 Comments Published by Jack Cobra October 26th, 2007 in NBA, Cocktail parties, Announcements, Arts and Crafts, Juice Cards, Contests, Jessica Alba(Jack Cobra on the attack this Friday. In lieu of a picture of David Stern, you get Jessica Alba at a basketball game. You guys have been screaming for an Alba pic, so there it is. I could only find a pic of her in a bikini throwing a football, but since this is a […]
Joakim Noah is my Favorite (Bulls) Player
9 Comments Published by Jack Cobra October 12th, 2007 in NBA, Carlos Boozer, Herlocker, Chicago Bulls, Best Friends, 07-08 Preview(Jack Cobra reporting for duty once again.)
Joakim Noah has become my favorite player on my favorite team and I’m not even sure why. He’s only played one game and it wasn’t even a real one. He wasn’t even able to participate in the Summer League schedule the Bulls played because of a bum shoulder. He […]
Scottie Pippen Needs Cash
6 Comments Published by Jack Cobra September 21st, 2007 in NBA, Michael Jordan, Retirement, 1-on-1, Jessica Alba, Scottie Pippen, 07-08 Preview(Jack Cobra, yo.)
I know the dude isn’t in the NBA any longer, but he tried to make a comeback last season….so maybe this is relevant. Scottie Pippen is making a comeback, and is going to play in some games:
Former Chicago Bulls player Scottie Pippen is close to signing a two match deal with Finland’s Torpan […]
AK-47 Set to Rapid Fire
5 Comments Published by Jack Cobra September 21st, 2007 in NBA, Atlanta Hawks, Charlotte Bobcats, Andrei Kirilenko, Britney Spears, Charles Barkley, 07-08 Preview, Agents(Jack Cobra back at it with the Jack attack…or something like that)
You know that NBA Training Camps are right around the corner when the players start asking for more trades and threatening to sit out training camp. Usually this is a fruitless venture for most players. They are under contract with their current team, so […]
Portland Redshirts Greg Oden
8 Comments Published by Jack Cobra September 14th, 2007 in NBA, Herlocker, Best Friends, Beards, Birthdays, Beef, Hall of Fame, Greg Oden, 07-08 Preview, Harry Potter(Jack Cobra back at work. The Cavalier and I finally got that whole ‘financial situation’ deal figured out.)
What, another Greg Oden post? Yes sir. I know that there is a certain website that has like 4,000,000 stories on the whole situation already, but what’s one more? It’s just a drop in the bucket. A can […]
What In the Name of Rondo is Going On?
29 Comments Published by Jack Cobra August 31st, 2007 in NBA, Herlocker, Rookies, Retirement, Refs, Religion, Ray Allen, Readers, 07-08 Preview(Jack Cobra back and ready to attack, or something like that)
My entire world has been turned upside down in the past few days. First of all, my Chicago Cubs are in first place, everyone knows this. Next, I’m getting ready to go on vacation with the little lady and everyone knows how that usually goes. […]
I’m Telling You….Team USA Will Not Win Gold in the 2008 Olympics!!
19 Comments Published by Jack Cobra August 31st, 2007 in NBA, Olympics, Natalie Portman, NBA Live, Pau Gasol, 07-08 Preview(Jack Cobra reporting for duty on Friday.)
By now I know that I’m the only fool saying that Team USA is not on its way to winning the Gold in the 2008 Olympics. Everyone from Chris Sheridan, to George W. Bush, to WSM? star actress _______ is saying that Team USA is a shoo-in for a […]




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