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We’ve finally made our way through the ESPN preview. As we struggled through the last few pieces of it, we were blindsided by the startling discovery that despite history, karma, the roster, and the other teams being better, new man on the Bristol campus Chris Sheridan has picked the Los Angeles Clippers to win the […]

At last we’ve come to the end of our 2005-06 NBA Preview, and somehow we managed to do it on the exact day before the season starts. Dumb luck? Crafty math? Both?
Regardless, we finish with the worst, and most boring, team in the entire league. How boring are they? So much so that we literally […]

Dear Diary,
It’s me, Kirston! Your favorite Indiana Pacemate! Who else would it be, right? xoxo
Today was not a good day, Diary. (Why do I do that?! Blech!) Well…I had to tell Boomer about Bowser today. Now that Ron is back and the season is starting, I just don’t have time for two boyfriends! I wish […]

Dear Officer Shaq,
I hate to bother you with my petty problems, especially when you have the season starting next week and all. I would never bring this to you unless I thought it was absolutely necessary.
Before you say no, let me just tell you how excited myself, my husband, and the three kids are […]

La Centre Toyota
Reviewed October 26th, 2005
by Le Cavalier
One benefit of the major high street banks cut backs is the availability of some of their grander buildings for other purposes. Built as temples to money, their enormous windows, fluted columns and high ceilings make them perfect for up market restaurants. The daddy of all banks is […]

We had a feeling they were going to drop this on us either today or tomorrow, and it turns out it’s both. ESPN.com has officially begun their NBA season preview with a look at the Western Conference. Tomorrow the East explodes all over our screen.
All we see is links, links yet to be activated, and […]

Warning: we’re breaking format for this post. We’ve only done this once before, but for the Cavaliers portion of our preview, we’re doing it again. It warrants it, because everyone seems to be sleeping on Cleveland this year.
Let’s recap a bit. Last year, the team was 10 games over .500 at the All-Star break. Yes, […]

[ed. note: The following is excerpted from A History of Basketball in the Milky Way: Sector 143 of the Xantaur Quadrant, published in 4052 by Alpha Centuri Publishing, LLC.]
The 2005-2006 NBA season was significant not simply for the stellar gameplay and exciting new suits, but for what would become perhaps the most significant event in […]

One has to feel bad for poor Mark Cuban. He lives in a poor apartment underneath the Mavs’ poor arena, where he watches the poor games on a small, poor B&W set, while checking his poor emails on a poor, beat-up Apple IIe. Sparse funds and recent years of extreme failure have left the poor […]