Archive for the 'Atlanta Hawks' Category

(Jack Cobra back at it with the Jack attack…or something like that)
You know that NBA Training Camps are right around the corner when the players start asking for more trades and threatening to sit out training camp. Usually this is a fruitless venture for most players. They are under contract with their current team, so […]

(Written by Jack Cobra. See how bland that is?) 
A few links to check out while your Mom is telling you what to buy your Sister for her birthday.  (Click on that picture to find Heaven. Actually, trying to link it froze my computer. Try here.)
A nice write up about the Pistons/Bulls game by Matt Watson. He’s a […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he has already written his Oscar acceptance speech for Best Director.)
The regular season is over and the playoffs will soon be upon us.  Happy are those who worship at court of the hardwood.
Who’s in? 
The Heat, the Suns, the […]

Looks like our plan worked - we didn’t watch the Cavaliers, and apparently they played with some actual energy and got the win over the Hawks last night.
(This isn’t entirely true - we flipped it on for a moment, watched Ira Newble (!) take two straight threes, assumed the worst, and went elsewhere.)
Anyway, the boycott […]

(Sorry, all the pics from the Cavs-Hawks game made us sick. Besides, none of them fit in with our new favorite hobby.)
35% effort in the first half.
15 missed free throws.
Lots and lots of settling for jumpshots. (20 threes??? Again???)
Where the hell were Anderson Varejao and Z? This was a total halfcourt game - Z should’ve […]

Moving on…look who got all topical. PLUS! Unnecessary camera movements!
Gilbert Arenas.
Kevin Garnett.
Darko Milicic.
ESPN picks.
Charlotte Bobcats homepage.
Steve Belkin.

‘Nique is finally getting inducted on the 8th here (along with Barkley, Dumars, and some people you don’t care about), and he’s taking the whole family along for the ceremony, as would be expected. Not so expected is the lack of airplanes involved.
They’re heading up to Springfield in the ol’ RV. Sekou Smith of […]

We hate to bust on Al Harrington, what with him being America’s Sweetheart and all, but the truth is, something’s wrong with this whole Al Harrington thing.
The Hawks have finally traded him to the Pacers, along with center John Edwards (who went to our high school!), for…wait for it…a first round draft pick.
That’s it.
Look, […]

A lot of you have been asking, “Hey, why don’t you ever talk about lawyering?”, so what follows is part of our special summer legal series, wherein we’ll be teaching you about the law.
Case #19-BB-4 deals with the Atlanta Hawks ownership situation, which has been a mess for well over a year.
On one side you […]

The Hawks and Pistons played last night, and the result was about as expected - Pistons win, and in the process cliinch the Central with way too many games left in the season. They’re 40 freaking games over .500.
The Hawks are a different story, however. As you can see, the Associated Press has officially declared […]