Archive for the 'Beef' Category

While Shawn Marion makes his Heat debut on national TV against the Lakers, we’ll be concentrating on something else.
This may surprise you, but we’re calling NYC this afternoon to have an over-the-phone lunch with Stephon Marbury.
You see, he’s had like all these surgeries on his ankle (or maybe just one surgery), is out for […]

Here’s something about NBA All-Star Weekend that we don’t get.
Everyone complains and complains about how badly Saturday Night, especially the dunk contest, stinks.
While some people, ie “us”, recommend and develop genius ideas like All-Star 1-on-1 (which exists in certain fictional universes), others beg and plead for…H-O-R-S-E.
Well, you get your wish - the NBA is gonna […]

(Jack Cobra back for a second helping.)
I’m not sure how many of you keep up with tennis…..but, apparently they are having some issues with players not playing hard enough. Does that sound familiar Cavs fans? Well, instead of just letting the players do this, the governing body for tennis, the ATP, has decided to fine […]

(Jack Cobra back at work. The Cavalier and I finally got that whole ‘financial situation’ deal figured out.)
What, another Greg Oden post? Yes sir. I know that there is a certain website that has like 4,000,000 stories on the whole situation already, but what’s one more? It’s just a drop in the bucket. A can […]

(Jack Cobra back in action. I couldn’t find a pic of Grant Hill slamming home that alley-oop at Duke with that amazing haircut. If you have it, email me at jackcobra@blogsbyfans.com. I’d like to make it my screensaver.)
The ‘hey I’ll play for you, but I can’t sign with you for another week’ free agency period continues […]

(This post was also written by Jack Cobra. He prefers the company of women who look like women, not women who look like men, Miss Taurasi) 
Before I get into my obligated post of the Warriors/Jazz series where I praise them in the same manner that I praise the man who invented chocolate pudding, I feel […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. He did not write this because he is busy putting on his Cavs body paint.)
(The Chicago Bulls hopes rest with the man from that baby picture.)
As I usually do…..Ladies and Gentlemen, here are your links for your lunch/afternoon/Friday viewing pleasure while you are considering whether or […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. He did not write this post as he is busy trying to wrestle an actual Florida Gator.)
After a night off, real basketball the NBA is back with mandatory drug tests for the players a bunch of games on tap for tonight. Following are the things you should […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, however, Kobe Bryant is praying that The Cavalier will show up in the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.)
Jemele Hill has been writing over at ESPN.com’s Page 2 for a couple of months now after making a name for […]

 
(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although Scoop Jackson is more than willing to take credit for it.)
You thought maybe I would have the frame by frame shots of Rasheed Wallace making the 60-footer to send the game into overtime??? You are wrong sir. Thanks […]