Archive for the 'Boston Celtics' Category

If you guys could see the back and forth between us and Jason Kidd right, now your heads would explode.
Let’s just say that, as noted in the previous post’s comment section, we’re totally in his head. Completely, 100% in his head. He’s freaking out on a daily basis, and it’s all our fault.
Anyway, to […]

Oh look!
Oh look!
There they run!
The Celtics of the City of Boston!
There they run!
All awash in their green little jerseys!
Green! The color of grass! The color of part of the rainbow!
Oh look!
Oh look!
The splendor of their names!
Across the back of their jerseys!
Piercey, and and Alleny, and Garnetty, there they go!
Points, and rebounds, and other statistics of […]

We felt something. In fact, a genuine “Yeah!!” exploded from our mouth on one of LeBron’s late jumpers.
We immediately went to the restroom, splashed some water on our face, and mumbled something like, “My god…what’s happening…am I back…did I really leave…need guidance…help…”
More later (ie “Monday”) - we have to check out for the rest […]

Isn’t it a little early for this?
C’mon, we’re as intrigued (well, probably not actually) as the next person about how good the Celtics really are, but ESPN is either borderline insane or just fishing for headlines.
Twelve years ago, the Chicago Bulls set a standard of success that many think will never be matched: 72-10 in […]

Over the past two weeks, we’ve very craftily changed several major things in our life, and we must say, at this juncture everything is running smoothly.
Our stalkers can’t find us, our family can’t find us, our friends can’t find us, people we don’t know can’t find us…in fact, nobody can find us, because we’ve […]

Look, we know you’re looking for NBA stuff, but with the Indians on the verge of the World Series, it’s simply not gonna happen.
THAT SAID, there were some great NBA pics lasterday, including the “Kobe as Serial Killer” and the funniest storyline of the preseason, “Ray Allen Gets Uncomfortable When Kevin Garnett Swears”, which […]

We’re pretty giddy about the Indians beating the New York City Yankees and moving on to the ALCS against the City of Boston Red Socks. It literally just happened, and since there’s nobody here to hug, we wrote a song about Boston instead.
We haven’t done this in awhile, so be kind.
Boston is the city of […]

We don’t have nearly the affection or attention span for baseball as we do basketball, and as we’ve said previously, we don’t really follow the thing unless the Indians are in it.
Thus, we haven’t built up the healthy man-hate for “A-Rod The New York City Yankee” that most have.
THAT SAID, he’s 0-everything in this series, […]

As we close out the week and (at this exact moment) what’s-his-name throws a first strike for the Tribe against the New York City Yankees, we present the first batch of links in the NBA blog team previews thing that bastard Jeff from Celticsblog has turned into an annual thing.
And you thought we didn’t how […]

(Sorry to step on the toes of Jack Cobra, but what do DinoBoshes dream of when they stand next to people in suits overseas?)
Okay, so apparently the internet will explode if we don’t comment on LeBron wearing the infamous ballcap and openly rooting for the New York City Yankees while attending the Indians game last […]