YAYsports! NBA

UPDATE: Well, we’re pretty excited, because we can now offically retire the thought/speech-bubble portion of the site.
No longer will we use that device in any way, shape, or form.
You see, when we see a funny bit that’s used frequently by another person in a similar area of creative pursuits as us, we immediately […]

Guess what?
For the first time in probably 18 years, we didn’t watch the NBA All-Star Game.
Out ambivalence toward the league is becoming quite odd - by all accounts, this is the best regular season in recent memory, LeBron James is having his best season ever, there are huge trades happening left and right, and the […]

We will forevermore be of the opinion that Bill Belichick ran off the field early so that he had have to show us (yes, us…personally) his stupid face.
(Apparently Tom Brady left the field early, as well. Nice.)
Never in our life could we imagine openly cheering and jumping around for a New York team and/or […]

So we were totally going to watch the Cavs beat the Spurs last night, and then we totally forgot we were going to do it.
Instead, we invented a new kind of cereal called “Boring Flakes”. They taste like typing paper, and the mascot is also a piece of typing paper.
When you take a bite […]

Here’s something about NBA All-Star Weekend that we don’t get.
Everyone complains and complains about how badly Saturday Night, especially the dunk contest, stinks.
While some people, ie “us”, recommend and develop genius ideas like All-Star 1-on-1 (which exists in certain fictional universes), others beg and plead for…H-O-R-S-E.
Well, you get your wish - the NBA is gonna […]

Well, the Cavaliers went ahead and extended Coach Mike for two years, which by our math, saves us about $300 in “we’re not getting League Pass again until the Cavaliers get a new coach” fees.
We don’t need to go in-depth on this, do we?
In other Cavs news, LeBron got away with drunk driving at […]

There’s nothing quite as thrilling on baseline level as going online to check your bank account and finding that your debit card number has been hijacked by someone who likes internet gambling.
“I’m going to gamble and gamble and gamble and gamble and gamble until there’s no money left in this person’s account,” they apparently […]

We’re super-busy working on possibly the longest Carnival of the NBA ever, which is due tomorrow. The record shall be ours - we know this, because there is no record so far that we know of.
So we’re like at the computer, we’re checking comments, and we’re writing for the site - it’s just that most […]

Toronto at 2-0? Unsurprising.
Indiana at 3-0? Shocking!
Both Chicago and Washington at 0-3, and looking bad doing it? Worth keeping an eye on, plus a Sunday post.
The Bulls lost to Milwaukee last night, and Yi Jianlian looks like he’s like good at basketball-playing and stuff. (That’s probably a post unto itself, but you know that’s […]

Look, we know you’re looking for NBA stuff, but with the Indians on the verge of the World Series, it’s simply not gonna happen.
THAT SAID, there were some great NBA pics lasterday, including the “Kobe as Serial Killer” and the funniest storyline of the preseason, “Ray Allen Gets Uncomfortable When Kevin Garnett Swears”, which […]