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Well, the Cavaliers went ahead and extended Coach Mike for two years, which by our math, saves us about $300 in “we’re not getting League Pass again until the Cavaliers get a new coach” fees.
We don’t need to go in-depth on this, do we?
In other Cavs news, LeBron got away with drunk driving at […]

Yeah, you’re probably expecting some rehashed quote about how Zeke says the Knicks can win it all sometime, and he expects to be a part of that achievement.
No, says we - this is about Chad Ford’s ESPN chat, wherein he actually explains why Isiah says such things.
Check this out:
Chad Ford: There’s a psychological phenomenon […]

Rather than recount the Cavaliers brilliant (and classic) “kill ‘em with the jumpshot” 3rd quarter strategy against PHX last night, we’d like to get into the world of social networking for a moment.
When we used to have a functional right sidebar, we had a link up to our MySpace profile. Many of you became […]

The Cavaliers apparently played one of the 9 worst NBA games of all-time lasterday night, so we’re going to skip it and move on to something of actual substance for once. (Not counting that time we had a jihad against smokers.)
Henry of Abbot has a post up today about the dreaded microfracture surgery and how […]

(Reason #241 we don’t understand Europe: this is picture of Germany Head Coach Adolph De La Heichenbein celebrating winning some European tournament with his daughter.
Now, we know we have a history of being somewhat protective of our sister, and in that spirit, let’s just say that if our dad ever tried to look at […]

What was becoming a long and embarrassing search for a head coach is finally over.
The Sacramento Kings have hired former Kings player and Hang Time star Reggie Theus to be the man in charge, and if speculation is to be believed, it’s because he’s a botched clone of Reggie Miller.
What’s most impressive is not that […]

One of our ongoing angsts of the 2006-07 NBA season has been the obvious offensive buffoonery of the Cavaliers own Coach Mike.
Bad offense, low motivation, and strange rotations plagued this team all year - so much so that we pretended to stop watching them twice.
The results are truly stunning - the team is in the […]

Remember at the start of Rocky V when Stallone was all in the shower like, “Hnnnggghhh!!!” and his brain damage started?
That was apparently LeBron after his epic Game V, as he had to be hooked up to an IV.
“It was just a precautionary measure, our doctors and trainers thought just so he wouldn’t cramp […]

(Good Morning! This is Jack Cobra and I”ll be around here today. If we all work together, we can get through this.)
I’m not going to wax poetic about Varejao’s 14 and 14 or the fact that Sheed is averaging a double double in the series. I’m not even going to talk about the game itself […]

Jack Cobra is up Friday as usual, and we don’t have much to say anyway after Cleveland’s Game 2 loss to the Pistons. We hate doing bulletpoints, but it’s all we can manage right now.
* Great first half. Movement on offense, and LeBron was on GO as soon as he got the ball. It worked […]