YAYsports! NBA

Well, the Cavaliers went ahead and extended Coach Mike for two years, which by our math, saves us about $300 in “we’re not getting League Pass again until the Cavaliers get a new coach” fees.
We don’t need to go in-depth on this, do we?
In other Cavs news, LeBron got away with drunk driving at […]

We realized after we wrote this that it’s Jack Cobra’s day up to bat, but what’s done is done. Apologies to Jack, who also wrote about a sad-face wearing Central Division big man.
We’re connected, Jack. Do you feel it? We feel it.
Before we get to Mr. O’Neal, we need to give our Barry Bonds […]

While wondering how Isiah Thomas won’t get fired for being found (just about) guilty of sexual harrasment*, we find ourselves drawn elsewhere in the NBA.
Namely, Laker training camp, where Kobe teased the media, but eventually showed up to stand alongside his teammates.
This would, of course, include the ever-creepy cake-smashing virgin, Kwame Brown. Yes, the […]

Well, to the above there is your first actual screenshot from the dead snake movie.
Many of you had guessed this already, but there are indeed boxes in the film. For the extremely clever among you…yep, there are several boxes.
We’ve had an incredibly busy two weeks, but everything is coming together as almost planned. What did […]

Because we can’t bear the thought of commenting on this, we instead turn to what’s called “The 2007-2008 NBA Schedule”, which was released this morning, after being quickly re-jiggered last night to account for the whole KG-to-Boston thing.
It’s a handsome schedule, full of match-ups between various teams, all laid out according to date and location. […]

If you’re not too busy poring over coverage of Lindsay Lohan’s latest arrest and the ongoing developments in NBA ref Tim Doogiedoogie’s impending arrest, you may want to take a look at the details for the newest chapters of Trapped in the Closet, due for release August 21st. (A week before El Birthday du Cavalier. […]

(Jack Cobra reporting for duty on Friday)
The Mike Bibby to the Cavs rumors aren’t dying just yet, but instead of feeding those rumors even more, I’m going to talk about a player the Cavs could actually get….Dajuan Wagner. Oh yeah, he’s available….again. Now, don’t go running to call up Danny Ferry, I’m sure he’s aware […]

(We really didn’t want to make his hair pink, but we’re in a hurry and were having some Photoshop troubles this morning. We were going for an aqua/turquoise thing, in order to represent “fear” and/or “genuinosity”.)
The 07-08 NBA schedule is due to be released soon, and word on the street is that the not-so-classic Shaq-Kobe […]

Hopefully this isn’t where they send the crooked NBA ref, ’cause if this is prison, sign us up lasterday.

Thanks to Defamer.

Wait a second - three posts in one day and one of them is NFL-based?
What the hell is going on?
All we know is that Atlanta Falcons QB Michael Vick getting indicted by a federal grand jury is a huge story, and if he were in the NBA, our summer writing docket would be full. […]