YAYsports! NBA

You’re Zach Randolph.
You wake up later than usual - 1:15 in the afternoon, instead of 1:10. You meander about your house, going through your daily routine:
1) Lie on sofa for an hour.
2) Lie to trainer about why you missed workout.
3) Lie on kitchen floor looking for keys.
4) Lie to Portland Trailblazers about something. Anything. You […]

[If you remember, in certain cases, these books actually ended badly for the heroes. Maybe next time, you’ll vote differently.]
You take a step toward ‘Nique, who directs you toward the awaiting locker. He nods, and you enter…when the Human Highlight Film grabs the back of your head and shoves you into the locker! “What’re you […]

[Yesterday was a close vote, meaning you people like phone calls better than mystical lights, dancing, and Lost. Maybe this should be YAYsports! Chooses Your Adventure For You.]
You back away from the light. “Get away from me! I’m boring!” you yell, “I’m going to miss going on a wild adventure that could change my life […]

[Due to Mr. Packard’s inability to realize a whole day would pass in the real world between installments, the timeline of this thing is all screwed up. Thanks to everyone who voted yesterday.]
WHACK! You punch Tyronn in the face, and he goes down hard. “Damn, Joe! What was that for?”
“I just felt an urge, […]

[A vast majority of our readership wanted Joe to get a hooker after yesterday’s part one!]
You’re Joe Johnson, and you can’t believe your luck. Trix is the hottest hooker in town, and she’s so pretty she almost looks like a stripper. That’s high class here in the ATL. It’s not quite the PHX…but Trix will […]

[Hey kids! Remember these books that seemed like magic in the 80s?]

You’re Joe Johnson. You’ve been turning over and over all night long - you’ve forgotten to take your sleeping pills again. Things have been rough since you’ve come over to the Hawks. Al Harrington is a super nice guy, and Josh Smith can jump […]