YAYsports! NBA

Well, the Cavaliers went ahead and extended Coach Mike for two years, which by our math, saves us about $300 in “we’re not getting League Pass again until the Cavaliers get a new coach” fees.
We don’t need to go in-depth on this, do we?
In other Cavs news, LeBron got away with drunk driving at […]

Before we get to the epic 3-week journey, a couple notes.
Our dad called us to ask why we were writing on the site again, and also to ask what a Blog Resurrection is.
We explained that this is what you do after you have a Blog Suicide, which is when you intentionally sabotage your […]

Over the past two weeks, we’ve very craftily changed several major things in our life, and we must say, at this juncture everything is running smoothly.
Our stalkers can’t find us, our family can’t find us, our friends can’t find us, people we don’t know can’t find us…in fact, nobody can find us, because we’ve […]

Welcome to the ALL-NEW ESPN, which allows you to embed their stuff on your site, which will allow bloggers to truly, finally synergize the whole “complaining about ESPN, while linking to ESPN’s writers and using ESPN to get all their news” experience.

How do we like this? We love it, and to explain our reasons why […]

Not today, no. Not even tomorrow.
We’re talking about in summer 2008. Yes, the US blew out another team (this one was known as Porto Ree-Coh) lasterday, and have earned their spot in the Beijing Olympics.
When we say “blew out”, what we’re saying is that Kobe, LeBron, etc are killing everybody by large amounts of points, […]

We think everyone is familiar with the infamous “Stephen A Smith eats Cheese Doodles during commercial breaks” hecklers from last year’s NBA Draft. It made the rounds on Deadspin and YouTube, and became quite the sensation. (Here’s a link if you’ve never seen it.)
Well, they were back this year, and it’s beyond classic. Realizing that […]

When we were coming up with ways for Danny Ainge to destroy the Celtics tonight, it never even occurred to us that he would trade the #5 pick (and Delonte West) for Ray Allen.
Why do this? It just makes no sense.
Allen is a really, really nice player and all, but do Ray Allen and […]

Hot off of his Yardbarker blog, Greg Oden has announced that he’ll wear #52 on his basketball jersey when he plays basketball in the National Basketball Association.
The number I’m going to wear is 52. It’s a mix of my high school and college number. So wherever I go, I hope to get 52. I […]

So yeah - the draft is tonight, and allegedly Greg Oden and Kevin Durant are the two best players available.
We’re 36% sure that’s true, and…that’s all. What else can be said when the Hawks keep screwing around and messing with making Kevin Garnett 3-way trades actually happen?
Upsetting, to say the least, although there’s something […]

(Reason #241 we don’t understand Europe: this is picture of Germany Head Coach Adolph De La Heichenbein celebrating winning some European tournament with his daughter.
Now, we know we have a history of being somewhat protective of our sister, and in that spirit, let’s just say that if our dad ever tried to look at […]