Archive for the 'Eva Longoria' Category

(Jack Cobra running at you quickly.)
If I had ACL surgery I’d probably sit at home and gain 40-50 pounds, I have no doubt about that. Actually, it would probably take less than that. Maybe the death of a loved one or possibly the purchase of a good video game. Luckily for the TrailBlazers, Greg Oden is […]

(Jack Cobra one last time on Friday. I wrote these on Thursday since I’m out of town, just so you guys would be entertained….comment away on that one.)
First, it needs to be said that I never liked Reggie Miller when he played in the NBA. I thought he was a whiner, he flopped his legs […]

(Jack Cobra with my last post of the day. Enjoy your weekend.)
Answer A) speaks to the ‘Tony Parker’ who likes to spend time commenting on here when he’s not in jail for driving under the influence. Answer B) speaks of the San Antonio Spurs Point Guard who doesn’t miss lay-ups. Apparently it’s like a different […]

(Jack Cobra…..That is not a picture of Greg Oden.)
Three years ago I bought a chimpanzee and named him ‘Ralph’, this you did not know. Most of my friends were ‘weirded out’ by him at first, but he comes in handy at parties and barbeques. Over the past three years I’ve been able to teach him to […]

(Jack Cobra here getting some overtime work in before the holidays.)
You’ve been wondering, I’ve been wondering…..where the heck is The Cavalier? I’ve rec’d emails from people asking me, nay, pleading with me to tell them where he is. Is this all just a ploy to build up suspense for WSM? Could he have ‘ended it […]

(This is Jack Cobra, back on my Friday schedule)
(I’m guessing The Cavalier will be around today to give his take on the game, but here is mine)
Well, that was interesting. Before people start ripping on LeFranchise for having an off night, let’s give the Spurs defense some credit. Actually, a lot of credit. It was almost as […]

(Hi! It’s Jack Cobra. I have to write this in italics so you know it’s not The Cavalier writing. Imagine me saying that in a cheery tone, but overly sarcastic at the same time.)
Well, if you didn’t know…..the Pistons closed out their series against the Bulls last night. It looked like the Bulls were going […]

From reading the comments section today I know some of you have just been waiting for this post…..so here it is.
The Chicago Bulls head into Auburn Hills on Saturday Night to take on the Detroit Pistons. See, I still don’t get it. There isn’t even a STONES in Pistons. ‘Stons doesn’t even sound like Stones. […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. He did not write this because he is currently trying to decide which is better….Peanut Butter or Jelly?)
No need to be crackalacking jokes here or making fun of anyone…the Western Conference is all business and I shall treat it as such. I shall treat it as […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. He did not write this because he is out buying his Kendrick Perkins jersey.)
This just in folks….the Celtics aren’t tanking, they are just preparing for their run to the NBA Finals next season. Their roster is chock full of young, intelligent, talented players who are primed […]