Archive for the 'Eva Longoria' Category
Greg Oden Pumps Iron….Becomes Better Ninja
4 Comments Published by Jack Cobra November 16th, 2007 in NBA, Eva Longoria, Hall of Fame, Greg Oden, 07-08 Preview(Jack Cobra running at you quickly.)
If I had ACL surgery I’d probably sit at home and gain 40-50 pounds, I have no doubt about that. Actually, it would probably take less than that. Maybe the death of a loved one or possibly the purchase of a good video game. Luckily for the TrailBlazers, Greg Oden is […]
Reggie Miller a Celtic?
22 Comments Published by Jack Cobra August 17th, 2007 in NBA, Boston Celtics, Cocktail parties, Retirement, Cool Club, Eva Longoria, Ron Artest, 07-08 Preview(Jack Cobra one last time on Friday. I wrote these on Thursday since I’m out of town, just so you guys would be entertained….comment away on that one.)
First, it needs to be said that I never liked Reggie Miller when he played in the NBA. I thought he was a whiner, he flopped his legs […]
Tony Parker Is A) Out of Jail, or B) Married?
17 Comments Published by Jack Cobra July 6th, 2007 in NBA, Predictions, Prospects, Rumors, Rookies, Promotions, Polyphasic, Tony Parker, Eva Longoria(Jack Cobra with my last post of the day. Enjoy your weekend.)
Answer A) speaks to the ‘Tony Parker’ who likes to spend time commenting on here when he’s not in jail for driving under the influence. Answer B) speaks of the San Antonio Spurs Point Guard who doesn’t miss lay-ups. Apparently it’s like a different […]
Greg Oden is a Ninja…Will Be Drafted First
10 Comments Published by Jack Cobra June 22nd, 2007 in NBA, Training camp, Travel Guide, TV, Drugs, Eva Longoria, TruthBox(Jack Cobra…..That is not a picture of Greg Oden.)
Three years ago I bought a chimpanzee and named him ‘Ralph’, this you did not know. Most of my friends were ‘weirded out’ by him at first, but he comes in handy at parties and barbeques. Over the past three years I’ve been able to teach him to […]
Where in the World is The Cavalier???
5 Comments Published by Jack Cobra June 12th, 2007 in NBA, Herlocker, Crosswords, Awards, Casual Baby, Boobs, France, Eva Longoria, Hall of Fame, Blog Suicide, Greg Oden(Jack Cobra here getting some overtime work in before the holidays.)
You’ve been wondering, I’ve been wondering…..where the heck is The Cavalier? I’ve rec’d emails from people asking me, nay, pleading with me to tell them where he is. Is this all just a ploy to build up suspense for WSM? Could he have ‘ended it […]
Tony Parker Hits Layups, Cavs Don’t
23 Comments Published by Jack Cobra June 8th, 2007 in NBA, LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers, Boobs, Tony Parker, Eva Longoria, Tom Cruise, Daniel Gibson(This is Jack Cobra, back on my Friday schedule)
(I’m guessing The Cavalier will be around today to give his take on the game, but here is mine)
Well, that was interesting. Before people start ripping on LeFranchise for having an off night, let’s give the Spurs defense some credit. Actually, a lot of credit. It was almost as […]
Pistons Punch Bulls in the Mouth….Bulls Don’t React.
30 Comments Published by Jack Cobra May 18th, 2007 in NBA, Herlocker, Chicago Bulls, Celebrities, Boobs, Blogs, Eva Longoria, Fantasy(Hi! It’s Jack Cobra. I have to write this in italics so you know it’s not The Cavalier writing. Imagine me saying that in a cheery tone, but overly sarcastic at the same time.)
Well, if you didn’t know…..the Pistons closed out their series against the Bulls last night. It looked like the Bulls were going […]
Bulls vs. Pistons Preview - The Time Is Near!
26 Comments Published by Jack Cobra May 3rd, 2007 in NBA, Legends, Herlocker, Crosswords, Boobs, Birthdays, Eva Longoria, Jordana BrewsterFrom reading the comments section today I know some of you have just been waiting for this post…..so here it is.
The Chicago Bulls head into Auburn Hills on Saturday Night to take on the Detroit Pistons. See, I still don’t get it. There isn’t even a STONES in Pistons. ‘Stons doesn’t even sound like Stones. […]
Western Conference Playoff Participants Enter Dreaded Realm of Sparse Miniature Crayons
11 Comments Published by Jack Cobra April 20th, 2007 in NBA, Legends, Cool Club, Boobs, Blogs, Eva Longoria, Leprechauns, Contests, Blog Suicide(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. He did not write this because he is currently trying to decide which is better….Peanut Butter or Jelly?)
No need to be crackalacking jokes here or making fun of anyone…the Western Conference is all business and I shall treat it as such. I shall treat it as […]
Boston Celtics…..2008 World Champions!!!
15 Comments Published by Jack Cobra April 17th, 2007 in NBA, General Managers, Crime, Cool Club, Deaths, Blogs, Eva Longoria, Girls, 06-07 Preview(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. He did not write this because he is out buying his Kendrick Perkins jersey.)
This just in folks….the Celtics aren’t tanking, they are just preparing for their run to the NBA Finals next season. Their roster is chock full of young, intelligent, talented players who are primed […]




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