Archive for the 'Gossip' Category
Vince Carter is outsmarting everyone
9 Comments Published by The Cavalier January 13th, 2008 in NBA, Gossip, New Jersey Nets, Girls, Vince Carter, Jason KiddWe got an email from someone who claims to be in the know, and since we don’t worry about verification and such things, we’re just gonna run with this.
An additional reason? No NBA basketball watching for us this past week.
Anyway, here is portions of a back and forth we had with some dude via email.
when […]
Optimus Prime is a jerk
7 Comments Published by The Cavalier October 17th, 2007 in NBA, Cleveland Cavaliers, Dallas Mavericks, Kobe Bryant, Trades, LA Lakers, GossipYou’re a robot - your programming says you have to do what we say.
This is unacceptable, and now we have to find a new way to harass people we love.
(THAT SAID, the wording on that implies Prime might be willing to call to tell our friends and family about other offers or issues, doesn’t […]
Kobe Bryant likes champagne
28 Comments Published by The Cavalier September 4th, 2007 in NBA, Misc., Kobe Bryant, LA Lakers, Gossip, AOL, Money, Las VegasIf you think all LeBron, Kobe, et al did in Vegas was play ball and go to clubs, you’re dead on right.
TMZ reports on Kobe Bryant’s evening out at some club with some wife of his, where he bought some stuff so he could do some celebrating.
Bryant and his wife, Vanessa, were at Friday […]
Reggie Miller says Nope
39 Comments Published by Jack Cobra August 24th, 2007 in NBA, Gossip, Announcements, All-Star Games, Jessica Alba, Greg Oden, 07-08 Preview, Agents(Jack Cobra on Friday’s….it’s like TGIF or something)
After much contemplating it looks like Sir Reggie isn’t going to make a comeback. That’s probably for the best. The guy had a great NBA career, I can’t deny him that, and he has a cushy job. He really has no reason to come back to play for […]
USA Basketball is Coming…..
10 Comments Published by Jack Cobra August 17th, 2007 in NBA, General Managers, Gossip, Herlocker, International, Game Recaps, All-Star Games, France, Greg Oden, 07-08 Preview(Jack Cobra again.)
For those of you that didn’t know already….I am just about the last person alive who cares about USA Basketball. Luckily for you, I get to write on this blog so you are going to have to hear about it from time to time. Don’t worry, I’ll try to make it as painless […]
Jermaine O’Neal will be back on August 21st
105 Comments Published by The Cavalier August 6th, 2007 in NBA, Kobe Bryant, Trades, LA Lakers, Gossip, Announcements, Good Ideas, Who Shot Mamba?, Orange RoundieUPDATE: Anyone have any idea what’s going on over at the WSM? site? Weird. We had lunch with Becky the other day and already met her parents. She’s pushing everything pretty fast on us like that, but hey.
As they say in that one song, “Sumpin’ happenin’ here…”
Jermaine is finally getting proactive about wanting out of […]
Kobe Bryant is getting a book
8 Comments Published by The Cavalier June 16th, 2007 in NBA, Kobe Bryant, Trades, LA Lakers, Gossip, Crime, San Antonio Spurs(What you see to your left is what happens when left only with iPhoto with which to attempt to create genius. It does not work. For that, we are ashamed.)
Bill Simmons has shouted to the masses that the NBA offseason has officially become more exciting than the season itself, and we have to agree, at […]
Party Over Here….Party Over There….Wave Your Hands In The Air….
65 Comments Published by Jack Cobra June 12th, 2007 in NBA, Injuries, Endorsements, Gossip, Dan Gilbert, Cocktail parties, Internet, Paris Hilton, Leprechauns, Daniel Gibson(Jack Cobra back again. I’m charging double overtime for this)
Friend of the site, MCBias, is throwing a Cavaliers Party for Game 3, whoop, whoop. Wait a second, that’s tonight. Little late for an invite, no? Nevertheless….the details:
Cavs watch party for game 3 at Fat Fish Blue, starting at 6:30 PM. The restaurant is on 21 […]
Shaq and Kobe don’t like Jerry Buss
13 Comments Published by The Cavalier May 30th, 2007 in NBA, Shaq, Kobe Bryant, Trades, LA Lakers, Gossip, Owners, Kwame BrownUPDATE: Kobe has officially asked for a trade…wow.
The Lakers are a complete mess at the moment, but as of this morning, there’s a little more to it than that.
For some reason, three years later, Shaq and Kobe have moved to the forefront of the situation in Los Angeles. At least for us.
If you haven’t […]
Will the Fate of America Rest in the Hands of a Baron?
8 Comments Published by Jack Cobra May 11th, 2007 in NBA, Gossip, Beards, Awards, Baseball, Girls, Barry Bonds, Beef, Jessica Alba(This post was also written by Jack Cobra. He prefers the company of women who look like women, not women who look like men, Miss Taurasi)
Before I get into my obligated post of the Warriors/Jazz series where I praise them in the same manner that I praise the man who invented chocolate pudding, I feel […]