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According to this reporter’s word formations, the Bobcats are about to sign Cavaliers free agent Anderson Varejao to a three-year deal at like the mid-level exception.
Since he’s a restricted free agent, CLE can match this right away, and have AV locked up at to a sweet short-term deal at a great price.
Who wants anyone […]

We’re sure both of you are waiting for us to get back to NBA news and humor, but with Ohio State at #1, the Indians coming of a monster win in the City of Boston, and even the BROWNS winning lasterday, LeBron and crew traveling around China isn’t all that commentary-ific for us.
(Yes, there are […]

We apologize for our last post turning into a quasi-PSA against the filthy habit of cigarette smoking, but our baseline reaction to Adam Morrison’s revolting life choice left us with no other recourse.
As such, we shall take this post in an altogether different direction, ie Europe.
With the new-look Celtics and other teams parading around […]

We don’t actually think that, but “Anderson Varejao’s Agent, Dan Fegan, is Insane” simply has no flow as a headline.
Most NBA team have their media days today, and the Cavaliers are no exception. Not present are free agents Sasha Pavlovic and the aforementioned Brazil-person.
Both are technically holding out, hoping the Cavs will cave in and […]

Not today, no. Not even tomorrow.
We’re talking about in summer 2008. Yes, the US blew out another team (this one was known as Porto Ree-Coh) lasterday, and have earned their spot in the Beijing Olympics.
When we say “blew out”, what we’re saying is that Kobe, LeBron, etc are killing everybody by large amounts of points, […]

The 14th biggest story of the offseason is over, as difficult-to-sign #6 pick Yi Jianlian has finally signed a deal to play for the Milwaukee Bucks.
Bucks GM and casual stand-up comedian (we can’t find the post to reference this, sorry) recently took a trip overseas to sway the man’s reps with his subtle wits […]

(Jack Cobra again.)
For those of you that didn’t know already….I am just about the last person alive who cares about USA Basketball. Luckily for you, I get to write on this blog so you are going to have to hear about it from time to time. Don’t worry, I’ll try to make it as painless […]

Sorry, we had to do it - Steph could be the best story in the NBA this year if this kind of stuff continues. “Starbury as self-appointed world ambassador” has so much potential.

We never really hit up on the Stephon Marbury TV appearance that Sam posted over at SLAM.
This was mainly because we barely post anymore, but also because we didn’t think he was all that crazy in it. Maybe we were overhyped for it - dunno.
Anyway, that was only a hint of what was to […]

Excuse us for our lack of posts today, but…wait, we never post anymore. Forget we apologized for that.
Anyway, Darko signed a three year deal with Memphis, and that means good things for Cavaliers fans. Mainly, Andersen Varejao is gonna be cornered into accepting a Drew Gooden-esque, favorable to Cleveland deal.
Nobody can offer him anything substantial […]