YAYsports! NBA

Oh look!
Oh look!
There they run!
The Celtics of the City of Boston!
There they run!
All awash in their green little jerseys!
Green! The color of grass! The color of part of the rainbow!
Oh look!
Oh look!
The splendor of their names!
Across the back of their jerseys!
Piercey, and and Alleny, and Garnetty, there they go!
Points, and rebounds, and other statistics of […]

We felt something. In fact, a genuine “Yeah!!” exploded from our mouth on one of LeBron’s late jumpers.
We immediately went to the restroom, splashed some water on our face, and mumbled something like, “My god…what’s happening…am I back…did I really leave…need guidance…help…”
More later (ie “Monday”) - we have to check out for the rest […]

Isn’t it a little early for this?
C’mon, we’re as intrigued (well, probably not actually) as the next person about how good the Celtics really are, but ESPN is either borderline insane or just fishing for headlines.
Twelve years ago, the Chicago Bulls set a standard of success that many think will never be matched: 72-10 in […]

Despite LeBron’s insistence that he’s all soldiered up to go to war, we’re firmly in “prove it” mode.
We’ve made the executive decision to watch tomorrow night, and will also watch all the TNT action this evening. Look, this used to be our favorite day of the year - we can’t help but get a […]

Look, we know you’re looking for NBA stuff, but with the Indians on the verge of the World Series, it’s simply not gonna happen.
THAT SAID, there were some great NBA pics lasterday, including the “Kobe as Serial Killer” and the funniest storyline of the preseason, “Ray Allen Gets Uncomfortable When Kevin Garnett Swears”, which […]

We don’t actually think that, but “Anderson Varejao’s Agent, Dan Fegan, is Insane” simply has no flow as a headline.
Most NBA team have their media days today, and the Cavaliers are no exception. Not present are free agents Sasha Pavlovic and the aforementioned Brazil-person.
Both are technically holding out, hoping the Cavs will cave in and […]

We’re about to dive side-first into the NBA preseason. As it usually doesn’t, it’s snuck up on us this year.
And lest you think we’re the only NBA blogger of note to feel a sense of discontent with this whole deal, Shoals over at FreeDarko is having his moment of discontent, as well. Nobody wants […]

Undoubtedly, one of the biggest NBA storylines we’ll neglect to cover this season will be the KG-led Boston Celtics, with their duo of All-Stars, plus Paul Pierce.
Fortunately for you, there are other places where you can read about Danny Ainge’s Brain Typing Wunderkinds. Like Celticsblog (a blog about the Celtics), where we got the […]

(Jack Cobra again. That is a picture of Al Jefferson, he’s no Rondo.)
If we are all going to breakdown the Rondo’s and their roster, it’s probably a good idea to break down the roster of the T’Wolves as well. This is probably going to hurt a little bit, so please stick with me.
Here is the […]

We slept for 12 hours last night, which is more than twice the amount we usually sleep, and longer than we’ve slept in probably 7 years.
Being a fair-skinned lad, the amount of time we had in the sun the past two days did us in, both from an internal chemistry standpoint, as well as […]