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Guess what?
For the first time in probably 18 years, we didn’t watch the NBA All-Star Game.
Out ambivalence toward the league is becoming quite odd - by all accounts, this is the best regular season in recent memory, LeBron James is having his best season ever, there are huge trades happening left and right, and the […]

We will forevermore be of the opinion that Bill Belichick ran off the field early so that he had have to show us (yes, us…personally) his stupid face.
(Apparently Tom Brady left the field early, as well. Nice.)
Never in our life could we imagine openly cheering and jumping around for a New York team and/or […]

All word is that LeBron is having one of his best seasons ever, and that the Cavs are on the upswing suddenly.
Good for them - in another life, we would’ve been the happiest boy on the planet. Many of your emails are asking us why we’re not.
We probably do owe you an explanation of […]

So we were totally going to watch the Cavs beat the Spurs last night, and then we totally forgot we were going to do it.
Instead, we invented a new kind of cereal called “Boring Flakes”. They taste like typing paper, and the mascot is also a piece of typing paper.
When you take a bite […]

Well, the Cavaliers went ahead and extended Coach Mike for two years, which by our math, saves us about $300 in “we’re not getting League Pass again until the Cavaliers get a new coach” fees.
We don’t need to go in-depth on this, do we?
In other Cavs news, LeBron got away with drunk driving at […]

If you guys could see the back and forth between us and Jason Kidd right, now your heads would explode.
Let’s just say that, as noted in the previous post’s comment section, we’re totally in his head. Completely, 100% in his head. He’s freaking out on a daily basis, and it’s all our fault.
Anyway, to […]

Bet you thought you’d get no post today, being that we wrote something north of 10,000 words lasterday, huh? Well, this is a Blog Resurrection - that means you get posts EVERY DAY.
The Cavaliers actually handily winning a game last night inspired the following. You may need to connect the dots a bit, but […]

We’re super-busy working on possibly the longest Carnival of the NBA ever, which is due tomorrow. The record shall be ours - we know this, because there is no record so far that we know of.
So we’re like at the computer, we’re checking comments, and we’re writing for the site - it’s just that most […]

According to this reporter’s word formations, the Bobcats are about to sign Cavaliers free agent Anderson Varejao to a three-year deal at like the mid-level exception.
Since he’s a restricted free agent, CLE can match this right away, and have AV locked up at to a sweet short-term deal at a great price.
Who wants anyone […]

We felt something. In fact, a genuine “Yeah!!” exploded from our mouth on one of LeBron’s late jumpers.
We immediately went to the restroom, splashed some water on our face, and mumbled something like, “My god…what’s happening…am I back…did I really leave…need guidance…help…”
More later (ie “Monday”) - we have to check out for the rest […]