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The Pistons are not the Spurs
15 Comments Published by The Cavalier May 19th, 2006 in Cleveland Cavaliers, Dallas Mavericks, Mark Cuban, Detroit Pistons, Dan Gilbert, San Antonio Spurs, Matchup!There’s an interesting and undeniable symmetry at work this evening, as both #1 seeds are playing on the road, down 3-2.
While some longtime readers look at that and say “Symmetry! Oooh! Someone got a dictionary!”, others know that this is a natural time for an edition of Matchup!!! No, no, says the author. You think […]
Adam Morrison and Rudy Gay are coming out
2 Comments Published by The Cavalier April 18th, 2006 in Matchup!, NBA DraftWith the NCAA Tourney over over over and eligible players declaring their draftiness on a regular basis, guys like Adam Morrison and Rudy Gay now officially fall under our jurisdiction. It’s been a long wait, too - these two are gold. Seriously, we didn’t even notice the whole “coming out” thing in the title until […]
Jerry West is not going to the Knicks
2 Comments Published by The Cavalier March 31st, 2006 in New York Knicks, General Managers, Matchup!Some would say this year’s Knicks have been a disaster. We like to think it went perfectly, but we also like to poke good fun of the misfortune of others.
Peter Vecsey is a bit like us in that regard, and thankfully that’s the only way. If you haven’t guessed, we’re talking about his beard, voice, […]
The next Olympic Team is not the Dream Team
16 Comments Published by The Cavalier March 1st, 2006 in Legends, Predictions, Michael Jordan, Matchup!, OlympicsWell, the new USA Basketball has leaked the names of the group who’s going be allowed to try-out for Shanghai 08, and Allen Iverson, the one guy who wants to be there the most, isn’t getting the call.
He’s not the only snub however.
We’ve been saying this since 1992 - the Olympics don’t mean anything without […]
LeBron James, Jr. looks like his dad, but smaller
2 Comments Published by The Cavalier January 27th, 2006 in LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers, Matchup!, Casual BabyThis little battle has been weeks in the making. Basically, ever since our phone stopped letting us email pictures. Miraculously, yesterday it decided to let us again.
We had to run these results through GetBucketsBrigade’s new stat-thingy, and it sent us a bunch of info about the guys over there you really don’t want to […]
A Very Special YAYsports! MATCHUP!!! that benefits ABC
0 Comments Published by The Cavalier December 22nd, 2005 in Predictions, Shaq, Kobe Bryant, Matchup!We’ll be on AOL’s Sportsbloggers Live today to talk about Sunday’s big Lakers-Heat game. Lots to talk about with that one, and don’t think Pat Riley didn’t pick his spot with December 25th in mind. In the meantime, a heartfelt and kind of serious Christmas Edition of Matchup!!!. We’re actually wondering something.
This one is […]
Clark wants to know something about Shaq
5 Comments Published by The Cavalier December 14th, 2005 in Legends, Shaq, LA Lakers, Matchup!Apparently rumors of our vast analytical powers have spread far and wide across the internet and the world. Reader Clark sent in this query:
I wanted to ask you a question. If you owned a team in the NBA, and you had the first pick in the draft. Your top prospects in that draft were […]
Kiki Vandeweghe is a lame duck
0 Comments Published by The Cavalier November 29th, 2005 in Denver Nuggets, Owners, Matchup!Rocky Mountain News columnist Dave Krieger is calling Nuggets owner Stan Kroenke names for not even talking about extending (or not extending) GM Kiki Vandeweghe yet.
Who’s in the right? Being that Mr. Kroenke seemingly made his fortune by being the husband of one of the Waltons, there’s only one way to settle this […]
The Bulls hate the circus
0 Comments Published by The Cavalier November 16th, 2005 in Chicago Bulls, Matchup!Since the Bulls have embarked on their annual circus-induced roadtrip, during which they’ve won one whole game the past 5 years, we thought this was the perfect time to compare Kirk Hinrich and hubcaps.
It wasn’t even close this time. By a definitive margin, it’s Hinrich over hubcaps! Best of luck to Kirk and the Bulls […]
TJ Ford is apparently feeling better
0 Comments Published by The Cavalier November 2nd, 2005 in Philadephia 76ers, Milwaukee Bucks, Game Recaps, Matchup!Opening night was a ton of fun, and the Bucks’ 117-108 OT win over the Sixers was a definite highlight. One of the many intriguing storylines around Milwaukee’s season is the return of point guard TJ Ford from that major back injury. His line last night? 16 points, 14 assists, and 9 rebounds. That begs […]

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