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(Jack Cobra with my final post for the day. Enjoy your weekend)

For those of you who didn’t know, I am a lifelong Chicago Cubs fan. You can now begin to make fun of me even more in the comments section. Anyways, the Cubbies are up for sale and the man everyone thought would bid for […]

Okay, so this has been all over the place in the past 24 hours. Let’s run down the sequence of events:
1) ESPN’s Ric Bucher says that Kobe Bryant will demand a trade if Jerry West isn’t rehired as the Lakers’ general manager.
2) Kobe says that’s not so to the LA Times. (The trade request part, […]

In one of the most “setting yourself up to be crushed-ish” scheduling plans of 2007, FSN New England is putting together all kinds of segments and specials for the NBA Draft Lottery next week.
(If you’re not aware, the Celtics stink, and lost a bunch of gmaes on purpose in the hopes of winning this […]

We’re watching the press conference on NBATV right now, and the announcer just said to the press, “When you have a question, raise your hand and we will pick on you.” That seems mean.
Dirk and Avery Johnson and everyone are smiling. Shouldn’t they be living in perpetual anguish until at least October? David Stern is […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. He did not write this, but he is wondering if this experiment is going to work.)
There is no doubt that LeFranchise James is the most intriguing talent in the NBA today. It seems that he can do whatever he wants on a basketball court, whenever he wants […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he’’ll be apologizing with Don Imus shortly.)
So two weeks ago it’s reported that LeBron is building a giant fantasy house. Everyone talks about it and we all moved on.
Well, at least normal people did.
Tom Knott, on […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although that’s neither here nor there.)
Let’s imagine for a moment that naming children after him isn’t enough to get Kevin Durant to stay at Texas and he declares for the draft. And say, instead of landing in Boston like […]

Look, he just supports any and all people in their lifestyle choices, okay?
Anyone and everyone can become a Roundie Henchman - that’s the only statement being made here.
In other John Amaechi news, this is quickly becoming our favorite storyline of the season, basically because the volume of hilarity coming from players’ mouths is HUGE.
The […]

With Sam Smith taking a break from fake KG trades to make up fake AK47 trades, we turn instead to the other big problem in the NBA - that problem being the one that isn’t “Buy out my contract and let me go to a contender on the cheap - I’m a former star who’s […]

Rare is the time when anyone will tune in to a sporting event purely to listen to the announcing, but we have a feeling tonight’s Lakers/Kings game on TNT will see a noticable ratings jump for that very reason.
Yep, as you can allow yourself to be clued into by the post title, Charles Barkley will […]