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Everyone hates this deal, but we think we’ve got it figured out, and it’s all about two words: ANGRY SHAQ.
If the Suns figure it’s now or never time, ie they need to win it this year, then Angry Shaq might be the best way to do it, plus they don’t really need him on the […]

Kobe Bryant injuring his wrist should probably be the biggest winner of the What’s the Cavalier Gonna Write About Today? Award.
A logical runner-up would obviously be LeBron heading down to the low post more often FINALLY.
But no - not today. Neither of those lines of thought bring forth the mystical quality we so often strive […]

(Hollinger has all of his team previews up over at ESPN - here’s the link to the Cavs.
He’s saying they’re going with 54 wins and a loss in the ECF. We’re holding off any predictions until we see what happens with the roster this month. Oh, and that leprechaun says he wants to play […]

(We really didn’t want to make his hair pink, but we’re in a hurry and were having some Photoshop troubles this morning. We were going for an aqua/turquoise thing, in order to represent “fear” and/or “genuinosity”.)
The 07-08 NBA schedule is due to be released soon, and word on the street is that the not-so-classic Shaq-Kobe […]

It’s begun…with a weird signing.
4 years, $24M - we figured any number of teams would throw that at former Heat-person Jason Kapono, being that he’s one of the best shooters (percetage-wise) in the NBA. But Toronto?
It’s weird not so much because they offered, but because we figured Kups (what we called him when he […]

(Jack Cobra wrote this, yo)
(Childhood obesity is a major problem in our country and should not be taken lightly, no pun intended. Get out of the house kids.)
For those of you who missed the commercial portion(s) of the game last night, and in an effort to lighten the mood; I bring you this:
Shaq and his […]

(Good Morning! This is Jack Cobra and I”ll be around here today. If we all work together, we can get through this.)
I’m not going to wax poetic about Varejao’s 14 and 14 or the fact that Sheed is averaging a double double in the series. I’m not even going to talk about the game itself […]

With the Bulls sweeping the Heat almost an afterthought in this All-New Warriors-centric World, one can’t help but feel a little bit of sadness for Coach Pat, Dwyane Wade, Shaquille O’Neal and Co.
Actually, that’s not true at all - this is sweet, karmic, justice.
The team that so much as said “we’re gonna relax […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him due to his brain exploding from Windhorst’s blog post.)
I freaking love the NBA playoffs.
Sure it’s long and drawn out (can we all agree that the first round needs to moved back to a 5 game series?) but that’s […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he has already written his Oscar acceptance speech for Best Director.)
The regular season is over and the playoffs will soon be upon us.  Happy are those who worship at court of the hardwood.
Who’s in? 
The Heat, the Suns, the […]