Archive for the 'Natalie Portman' Category

(Jack Cobra reporting for duty on Friday.)
By now I know that I’m the only fool saying that Team USA is not on its way to winning the Gold in the 2008 Olympics. Everyone from Chris Sheridan, to George W. Bush, to WSM? star actress _______ is saying that Team USA is a shoo-in for a […]

(Jack Cobra again. That is a picture of Al Jefferson, he’s no Rondo.)
If we are all going to breakdown the Rondo’s and their roster, it’s probably a good idea to break down the roster of the T’Wolves as well. This is probably going to hurt a little bit, so please stick with me.
Here is the […]

(Jack Cobra back on another Friday. Just wait until you see my next post. It will change your world. Nothing I write today will rhyme with the word ‘dresser’)
I had an idea for a whole different post to start the day and then I heard the news….Stevie Franchise has signed with the Houston Rockets. I […]

(Jack Cobra with my final post for the day. Enjoy your weekend)

For those of you who didn’t know, I am a lifelong Chicago Cubs fan. You can now begin to make fun of me even more in the comments section. Anyways, the Cubbies are up for sale and the man everyone thought would bid for […]

(Jack Cobra back for the afternoon edition of YAYSports. I swear I had an awesomer picture for this but lost it when my computer inexplicably shut down here at work.)
For those of you who read this site when I’m on here, you know that sometimes I run with themes for the entire day. One day […]

(Jack Cobra, again)
I’m sorry for posting twice in the span of about fifteen minutes, but I couldn’t help myself after reading about Shaq’s upcoming Reality TV show. The interview starts out all ‘chalky’….Why are kids obese? What are you going to do to help them? Why do you have a goatee? Could you eat a […]

(Jack Cobra here. I’m running on fumes coming back from a funeral. Talk amongst yourselves.)
Well…..it’s over.
I’m not even sure what to say. It was fairly evident that in this match-up the Spurs were the better team. I’m not sure if there was one category (statistical or made up) that the Cavs won. The Spurs were […]

(Jack Cobra wrote this, yo)
(Childhood obesity is a major problem in our country and should not be taken lightly, no pun intended. Get out of the house kids.)
For those of you who missed the commercial portion(s) of the game last night, and in an effort to lighten the mood; I bring you this:
Shaq and his […]

(Again, Jack Cobra. I do not have the ability to leave comments, so the comments portion is like Thunderdome for today.)
It’s Memorial Day Weekend and we are all getting time off work to celebrate……our country? I think? I’m not sure. Here in Indiana it is the weekend of the Indy 500, so we are pretty […]

(Jack Cobra wrote this and this is his one serious post of the day.)
At some point this weekend, either tonight or Sunday, the Suns/Spurs series will come to an end. That much we know. What we don’t know is how it will end, who will win, how they will win and etc. The ‘etc.’ […]