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We will forevermore be of the opinion that Bill Belichick ran off the field early so that he had have to show us (yes, us…personally) his stupid face.
(Apparently Tom Brady left the field early, as well. Nice.)
Never in our life could we imagine openly cheering and jumping around for a New York team and/or […]

It’s one of our favorite days of the year - the day we officially can stop following the NFL for the rest of the season.
Following the Browns getting clubbed to death at home by the Steelers, we no longer have inspiration nor reason to be into pro football until next year.
It’s not that […]

Wait a second - three posts in one day and one of them is NFL-based?
What the hell is going on?
All we know is that Atlanta Falcons QB Michael Vick getting indicted by a federal grand jury is a huge story, and if he were in the NBA, our summer writing docket would be full. […]

Let’s just do it, yeah?
We weren’t gonna get into, but we sorta feel like a wuss if we don’t. Besides, we’d hate to ruin Boney’s most anticipated moment in the past two months - the post in which we discuss the nationally televised Cavaliers-Pistons game this afternoon.
Obviously the big change in this game is […]

Turns out that “Denver Broncos cornerback gets killed” story has a small NBA slant to it - the deceased player was leaving a birthday party for Nuggets forward Kenyon Martin.
As you may or may not know, Kenyon’s knees suck. They’ve both been surgerized, and we’re pretty sure those are multiple surgelicals.
That’s the extent of the […]

Look, we know we didn’t invent Photoshop, and we didn’t invent comic books, and we didn’t invent movies, and we didn’t invent parody. (We did, as you can see from our myspace profile, invent tables, however.)
But c’mon ESPN - have you no shame?
Common courtesy says you offer us the job first, and after we turn […]

Any of you who were worried we were becoming football-centric can rest easy - the Browns demonstrated this afternoon that we can cut the number of teams we need to follow in half.

We hesitated to use this - something about it seems too easy, both in concept and especially in execution. Plus, we actually […]

It’s quite odd, but this weekend, football is king for us.
Ohio State killed last night in front of a sidelined LeBron James, and the Browns are actually on TV today in LA, so we’re all revved up.
(Remember, Cleveland is due to start 1-0 for the sole purpose of teasing us into a state of […]

(This is the song, for those among you 12 and under.)
We’re sitting here watching USA-Italy, and avoiding all mention of the result online so far.
As such, we’re forced to browse (in terms of sports) only stuff we saved last night, such as ESPN’s Tuesday Morning Quarterback, who is inexplicably discussing last season’s NBA playoffs.
We’re […]