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Excuse us for our lack of posts today, but…wait, we never post anymore. Forget we apologized for that.
Anyway, Darko signed a three year deal with Memphis, and that means good things for Cavaliers fans. Mainly, Andersen Varejao is gonna be cornered into accepting a Drew Gooden-esque, favorable to Cleveland deal.
Nobody can offer him anything substantial […]

As we mentioned lasterday, the ORL signing of Rashard Lewis means that infamously bustable PF/C Darko Milicic has become an unrestricted free agent.
While we assumed the Lakers fans were going to be all up on him, it seems that it’s actually fans of the Cavaliers who want a piece of Darko. Even Brian Windhorst comments […]

Well, our half-baked, not actually believed in nor desired dream of Rashard Lewis becoming a Cleveland Cavalier is over.
Last night, Mr. Lewis agreed to a max deal with the Orlando Magic, leaving the Sonics with nothing to show for arguably their best player, unless a sign-and-trade can be worked out between now and July […]

Remember at the start of Rocky V when Stallone was all in the shower like, “Hnnnggghhh!!!” and his brain damage started?
That was apparently LeBron after his epic Game V, as he had to be hooked up to an IV.
“It was just a precautionary measure, our doctors and trainers thought just so he wouldn’t cramp […]

(The Cavalier is no longer on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, as he mercifully allowed me my one phone call.)
Hello. As this is my last post as a YAYsports substitute, I must admit there is no easy way to say good-bye. Today … today … today […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he has already written his Oscar acceptance speech for Best Director.)
The regular season is over and the playoffs will soon be upon us.  Happy are those who worship at court of the hardwood.
Who’s in? 
The Heat, the Suns, the […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he denies accusations that he is tanking the site to better his chances of Kevin Durant guest-blogging.)
Wow.  Is it Thursday already?  I guess it is. 
Hello, again.  I’m Jordi Scrubbings from The Serious Tip sitting in for The Cavalier, […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he did recently find a word that rhymes with “orange”.)
Howdy, y’all.  Remember me?  I’m Jordi Scrubbings, soul brother number one over at The Serious Tip.  Once again, it’s Thursday and that means it’s my day in the sun here at […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he will return after these commercial messages.)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
So The Cavalier is really on sabbatical and left a few of the inmates to run the asylum.  Well then, call me the Randall McMurphy of this here looney bin. 
Actually, the name is […]

Marc Stein’s ESPN (wait - that should be the other way around) is reporting that the NBA has denied Dwight Howard’s request to raise the rim a couple feet for a couple of his plans in the Dunk Contest.
Now, you may think we’re all bent about this (and we are) because of wanting to see […]