Archive for the 'Paris Hilton' Category

(Jack Cobra back again. I’m charging double overtime for this)
Friend of the site, MCBias, is throwing a Cavaliers Party for Game 3, whoop, whoop. Wait a second, that’s tonight. Little late for an invite, no? Nevertheless….the details:
Cavs watch party for game 3 at Fat Fish Blue, starting at 6:30 PM. The restaurant is on 21 […]

(Jack Cobra (me) is here on Friday’s, so he wrote this. I do have a question though before I get to the post. Is it possible The Cavalier is putting ‘easter eggs’ about WSM? into his PhotoShopped pics, much like they’ve done on LOST?)
First of all, how evil does Nashie look in that pic? That’s […]

(The Cavalier is no longer on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, as he mercifully allowed me my one phone call.)
Hello. As this is my last post as a YAYsports substitute, I must admit there is no easy way to say good-bye. Today … today … today […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. He did not write this because he is against the use of links…..and mustard.)
(That is a picture of Bulls Head Coach Scott Skiles practicing talking to someone who is at the same intelligence level of Knicks players so next time things won’t get all mangled up.)
Gentlemen……Ladies……for your […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. He did not write this because he is teaching himself how to tie his shoe with only his left hand.)
As usual, I bring you links to check out while you are eating lunch or trying to call your Mother to tell her Happy Birthday!
Looks like the […]

Sorry, we know you come here for NBA action, but we just read that Matt Leinart is executing a flawless publicity plan dating Paris Hilton.
Were not one to bash on Paris - we actually think she’s done well to create a nice brand. She is what she is, and she doesn’t put up a weird […]

FoxSports is running a blog contest to find the Next Great American Sportswriter. We’re considering entering, not because we particularly want to write for FoxSports, but because we want to see how many days we can get away with just copying our material from here over to there.
UPDATE: By cleverly disguising our logo, we can’t […]

Although the seedings aren’t completely secured, the last of the playoff teams clinched yesterday, led by the Lakers, who beat up on a Steve Nash-less PHX in LA.
Kobe scored 43, and while he’s trying not to show it, he seems excited to simply be back in the postseason.
“It doesn’t really seem like we […]

Jazz owner Larry Miller may hate gays and movies about gays, but there’s one thing you can’t deny - he has passion.
After Utah beat the Magic last night at home, the man who pays the bills went a small rant - small being defined as large, in this case.
“They are a bunch of pampered […]